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UnfairRepresent 01/06/20 8:51:51 AM #1: |
Florida cops paid a visit to a home after receiving reports of a woman screaming, only to learn that the noise wasnt a woman in need of help -- it was the homeowners pet parrot, who had a lot to say.
Police arrived at a couples Lake Worth Beach home just before New Years Eve, after a neighbor called the authorities over the concerning pleas for help Home security footage shows the husband fixing his wifes car as four deputies approach the driveway. His 40-year-old parrot, Rambo, is heard yelling help and let me out! The unidentified man then called out the parrots name and went to fetch him to introduce the squealing culprit to deputies. Rambo, meet the boys in green, he said, before showing the men some of Rambos tricks. The man revealed that the parrots yelling is something he taught him when he was a child. Sometimes Rambo yells help, help, let me out. Something I taught him when I was a kid and Rambo lived in a cage, the man said. Though the man was startled by his visit from law enforcement, he said we all had a good laugh after the fact. He also took Rambo to meet the concerned neighbor to explain everything. Afterward, I also introduced Rambo to the neighbor who called in the screaming. She, too, had a good laugh, he added. Full ARticle: https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/florida-cops-investigate-after-neighbor-mistakes-parrot-for-woman-screaming-for-help https://i.imgur.com/Pt8VGw9.jpg This reads like a Monty Python or Fry and Laurie British Comedy skit --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Colorahdo 01/06/20 8:54:42 AM #2: |
Can't blame her, probably sounded just like it
ever heard a coyote kill a rabbit? It sounds like a witch murdering a child --- But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them - bring them here and kill them in front of me ~Jesus Christ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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codey 01/06/20 8:57:05 AM #3: |
The twist is that he trained the parrot to tell that in order to come very up the screams of the women that are tied up in the house. Perfect cover story.
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UnfairRepresent 01/07/20 5:49:28 AM #4: |
Colorahdo posted...
Can't blame her, probably sounded just like it Stop listening to coyotes killing rabbits --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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InfinityMonster 01/07/20 5:52:28 AM #5: |
Colorahdo posted...
Can't blame her, probably sounded just like itI raise you a mountain lion. https://youtu.be/pxo8X5uIWRE --- "It lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sad_Face 01/07/20 9:43:32 AM #7: |
Wherethisfeom posted...
Why teach your parrot to say thatKids will be kids. The Rambo is 40 years old now so he probably got him as a chick. --- imgtc.com/i/4HgTl0ebzq.jpg imgtc.com/i/60CWP2Gtlg.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LightHawKnight 01/07/20 9:47:03 AM #8: |
Wherethisfeom posted...
Why teach your parrot to say that He taught the bird as a kid when it used to live in a cage. --- The Official Odin of the Shin Megami Tensei IV board. "You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DeadBankerDream 01/07/20 9:47:34 AM #9: |
Let the parrot take the stand!
--- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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