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Foppe
01/15/20 3:22:55 AM
#101:


Sleeping.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/20 7:31:28 PM
#102:


This is the drinking topic? I see Pepsi and Fighter Jets am I in the right place? I gotta stay contained to the drinking topics otherwise I get into little situations that never end well for me.

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JimCarrysToe
01/15/20 7:34:10 PM
#103:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
This is the drinking topic? I see Pepsi and Fighter Jets am I in the right place? I gotta stay contained to the drinking topics otherwise I get into little situations that never end well for me.
*gathp* JOHNNY BACK! WOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWpCdUQLWwU

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/20 7:42:50 PM
#104:


JimCarrysToe posted...
*gathp* JOHNNY BACK! WOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWpCdUQLWwU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51ybp_YFo7I

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/20 7:51:31 PM
#105:


@MabusIncarnate @CanuckCowboy @a-c-a-b

Let's get filthy rotten drunk tonight boys.

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JimCarrysToe
01/15/20 7:52:43 PM
#106:


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ezQA_8icC1g

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MabusIncarnate
01/15/20 7:54:10 PM
#107:


Fuck yeah, I have unexpected family coming in tomorrow, 5 young kids, I'm getting fucking wrecked tonight. I got a few 2 liters of coke to hide my whiskey in to make it through til monday. Uncle Mabus dont wanna hear their shit.

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MabusIncarnate
01/15/20 7:55:00 PM
#108:


Welcome back Johnny good to have you around again

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/20 7:55:58 PM
#109:


Ohhhh that was always the worst. Little kids running around while you're trying to drink. They don't know the difference and think you're just being goofy"Uncle johnny funny he fell into fireplace! YAY!"

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JimCarrysToe
01/15/20 8:00:34 PM
#110:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xorgqoL_t0k

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MabusIncarnate
01/15/20 8:04:33 PM
#111:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Ohhhh that was always the worst. Little kids running around while you're trying to drink. They don't know the difference and think you're just being goofy"Uncle johnny funny he fell into fireplace! YAY!"
Yeah last time I stepped on a fucking ninja turtle weapon and stubbed my toe on the wall hopping around and its was SO funny everyone got a good laugh. Toe was purple in the morning, when I got woken up at 5 in the morning by cartoons. I'm tempted to just go in on a couple hotel rooms, worst idea ever to get a house with a couple guest bedrooms.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/20 8:05:05 PM
#112:


Gotta post a Rush song for good ol Neil Peart.... RIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CES2wmB9PlE

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/20 8:06:13 PM
#113:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Yeah last time I stepped on a fucking ninja turtle weapon and stubbed my toe on the wall hopping around and its was SO funny everyone got a good laugh. Toe was purple in the morning, when I got woken up at 5 in the morning by cartoons. I'm tempted to just go in on a couple hotel rooms, worst idea ever to get a house with a couple guest bedrooms.

Yeah it's where this came from guaranteed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8Lpgillezg

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MabusIncarnate
01/15/20 8:06:35 PM
#114:


JimCarrysToe posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xorgqoL_t0k
Some good memberberries in those lyrics. I remember when MTV wasn't dogshit.

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MabusIncarnate
01/15/20 8:08:12 PM
#115:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yeah it's where this came from guaranteed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8Lpgillezg
I forgot how he just covered every mess he made with newspaper, great movie.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/20 9:08:16 PM
#116:


Playin RDR 2 online. Guy trots up to me on his horse. I casually take his dead Mallard Duck off his horse and he stabs me in the neck with a knife. I mean that's not right.

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CanuckCowboy
01/15/20 9:10:52 PM
#117:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Nice, those unexpected off days are the best. I'm in til 9 tonight then off tomorrow I'm getting shitty when I get home.

Fuck yeah they are.

hoping for that friday but it seems we may have a one day job lined up now after we finish this cool reno on a 108 year old building tomorrow.

Got two weeks off after friday but honestly thats not a good thing. Its shitty winter and the last year and a half ive had health problems and other shit that basically ficked all my savings.

So.... yeah. Ill pay februarys rent ok but only if i literally stay sober the whole two weeks and do nothing. And even then eating will be a tight budget with my other bills.

Two weeks off in tje summer broke i can handle. Two weeks in the winter. Fuck. Lol

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CanuckCowboy
01/15/20 9:11:52 PM
#118:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Gotta post a Rush song for good ol Neil Peart.... RIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CES2wmB9PlE

I read that as bush somehow and was about to go off like wtf why?

rip

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CanuckCowboy
01/15/20 9:12:46 PM
#119:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Some good memberberries in those lyrics. I remember when MTV wasn't dogshit.

I dont really know them though i recall the name.

Weird.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/20 9:15:26 PM
#120:


Bush is good too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEEroKKsVHk

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CanuckCowboy
01/15/20 9:16:58 PM
#121:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Bush is good too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEEroKKsVHk

Dude i cant hate on them but some part of me always feel like i should. Lol.

They got some songs (even post 2010) that give me feels.

Gwen stefani is a whore and blake shelton can suck these nuts. Lol.

Who the fuck leaves miranda lambert or gavin?

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CanuckCowboy
01/15/20 9:17:43 PM
#122:


https://youtu.be/WNfZR9c_JJ8

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JimCarrysToe
01/15/20 9:28:01 PM
#123:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxBBjUakSeA


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CanuckCowboy
01/15/20 9:29:38 PM
#124:


JimCarrysToe posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxBBjUakSeA

I am in love with this.

Also imma check this out but i always thought that dude played jordie lafirge or whatever the name was on ster trek at some point. If its not him imm be bummed.
Ok its all good.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/20 9:29:48 PM
#125:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwwJWmbKnZM

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CanuckCowboy
01/15/20 9:38:14 PM
#126:


I remember those dudes. Been a while wow. Unforgettable band name tbh.

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JimCarrysToe
01/15/20 10:05:53 PM
#127:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfDPtt-bnAI

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/20 10:12:44 PM
#128:


JimCarrysToe posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfDPtt-bnAI

Never tried it lemme know if it works

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmgdA7XqXLQ

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/20 10:14:31 PM
#129:


@CableZL

You ever run into issues with Kali?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1bMSPje6pw

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MabusIncarnate
01/15/20 10:31:30 PM
#130:


I think this golden monkey beer has made my top favorites.. doesnt hurt that its 9.5 ABV either

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/20 10:37:32 PM
#131:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I think this golden monkey beer has made my top favorites.. doesnt hurt that its 9.5 ABV either

That's what's it's all about. Never heard of that beer though... Keepin an eye out for it now though.


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MabusIncarnate
01/15/20 10:38:45 PM
#132:


It's by Victory brewing and it's made with fucking banana and spice. It's real good I thought it would suck.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/20 10:44:57 PM
#133:


My friend brought over a what looked like 40's of this Belgium beer. 19 ABV. I can't remember the name but it was just like drinking regular beer except after the first one you realized something wasn't right. Starting to feel drunk after one beer???? I think I know where he got it and I gotta go see if they still have it.

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butthole666
01/15/20 10:55:38 PM
#134:


Oh man, I miss being able to stomach beer

alcohol in general has kinda turned on me but I can get past it in social situation and let myself get ripped, but I really miss being able to sit down and enjoy nice beers. Shit just makes me sick now.

golden monkey is good as fuck tho! Sour Monkey is also cool and kinda tastes like white wine.

also Im baked again jammin to that smooth shit tonight

https://youtu.be/f5DSbyl7WYs

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/20 10:59:46 PM
#135:


Did you have a bad night with beer? I woke up and almost choked to death on vodka and puke once so i'm no longer a fan of vodka, but it is coming back a little.

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Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X
01/15/20 11:01:18 PM
#136:


I don't know how to fly a fighter jet and I definitely don't know how to steal one from the Navy or the air Force.

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MabusIncarnate
01/15/20 11:04:00 PM
#137:


butthole666 posted...
Oh man, I miss being able to stomach beer

alcohol in general has kinda turned on me but I can get past it in social situation and let myself get ripped, but I really miss being able to sit down and enjoy nice beers. Shit just makes me sick now.

golden monkey is good as fuck tho! Sour Monkey is also cool and kinda tastes like white wine.

also Im baked again jammin to that smooth shit tonight

https://youtu.be/f5DSbyl7WYs
I saw the sour monkey one maybe I'll try it next time. My piggly wiggly has a whole fucking aisle of just beer and wine, they have hundreds of varieties so I just keep trying new ones to broaden my horizons. And get drunk.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/20 11:06:06 PM
#138:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I saw the sour monkey one maybe I'll try it next time. My piggly wiggly has a whole fucking aisle of just beer and wine, they have hundreds of varieties so I just keep trying new ones to broaden my horizons. And get drunk.

That's funny you say that. There's like no dedicated liquor store here. TONS of bars, but basically if you wanna try any different beers you gottta go to...... WALGREENS.

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MabusIncarnate
01/15/20 11:06:30 PM
#139:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
My friend brought over a what looked like 40's of this Belgium beer. 19 ABV. I can't remember the name but it was just like drinking regular beer except after the first one you realized something wasn't right. Starting to feel drunk after one beer???? I think I know where he got it and I gotta go see if they still have it.
Damn that's awesome, I'd pound a few

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MabusIncarnate
01/15/20 11:07:23 PM
#140:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
That's funny you say that. There's like no dedicated liquor store here. TONS of bars, but basically if you wanna try any different beers you gottta go to...... WALGREENS.
Yeah the liquor stores have like 40 beers to pick from but like 50 types of whiskey alone. Best beer places are grocery stores and walmart.

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JimCarrysToe
01/15/20 11:08:07 PM
#141:


"Now instead of plugging the hotdog directly into the wall...."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L08LjkN1k70

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C_Pain
01/15/20 11:08:28 PM
#142:


JimCarrysToe posted...
*gathp* JOHNNY BACK! WOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWpCdUQLWwU
You listen to Dick?

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MabusIncarnate
01/15/20 11:10:56 PM
#143:


JimCarrysToe posted...
"Now instead of plugging the hotdog directly into the wall...."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L08LjkN1k70
Holy shit I watched 45 seconds and decided I'm definitely watching the whole thing.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/20 11:11:42 PM
#144:


JimCarrysToe posted...
"Now instead of plugging the hotdog directly into the wall...."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L08LjkN1k70

I LOVE THIS! So educational, ya know just in case someone like me got curious.

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MabusIncarnate
01/15/20 11:18:39 PM
#145:


That was awesome I had higher hopes for the hot dog

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/15/20 11:50:53 PM
#146:


MabusIncarnate posted...
That was awesome I had higher hopes for the hot dog

I'd eat it.

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MabusIncarnate
01/16/20 12:06:41 AM
#147:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'd eat it
For sure with an electrical cord heated can of chili

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butthole666
01/16/20 1:28:31 AM
#148:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Did you have a bad night with beer? I woke up and almost choked to death on vodka and puke once so i'm no longer a fan of vodka, but it is coming back a little.
Just got a way more sensitive stomach over time. Fuckin everything gives me insane heartburn now

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MabusIncarnate
01/16/20 1:32:29 AM
#149:


butthole666 posted...
Just got a way more sensitive stomach over time. Fuckin everything gives me insane heartburn now
Aloe juice was life changing for me. Drink it daily for a few weeks and the benefits are tremendous, at least in my experience. I was on nexium and all kinds of stuff, I started on drinking aloe and two months later I was a different person. It's been years since I've even taken so much as a Tums.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/16/20 1:52:34 AM
#150:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Aloe juice was life changing for me. Drink it daily for a few weeks and the benefits are tremendous, at least in my experience. I was on nexium and all kinds of stuff, I started on drinking aloe and two months later I was a different person. It's been years since I've even taken so much as a Tums.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5dwGUuNW7Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvZxKEPbnAU

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