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UnfairRepresent
01/09/20 6:14:37 AM
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Would you take it?


Money is after tax but if you take it then some fat guy will live with you forever.

He pays for his own food and just kinda exists, watching TV and sleeping

You'll bring your girl in and she'll see him on the couch eating nachos while watching Becker and be she'll like "Who the fuck is that!?"

He's like "Sup."

And you're like "oh hes just a fat guy, he lives here "

https://i.imgur.com/FfTm7AY.jpg

Would you take it?
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Questionmarktarius
01/09/20 6:15:38 AM
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Hell, that dude's probably in better shape than I am.
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Rika_Furude
01/09/20 6:16:18 AM
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Questionmarktarius
01/09/20 6:16:51 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
He pays for his own food and just kinda exists, watching TV and sleeping
No videogames or shitposting on gamefaqs.gamespot.com?
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UnfairRepresent
01/09/20 6:19:55 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...

No videogames or shitposting on gamefaqs.gamespot.com?

He finds playing games and typing to be strenuous

He prefers just watching TV
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Questionmarktarius
01/09/20 6:22:06 AM
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How much can get for being the couch fatguy?
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Zombified_Toast
01/09/20 9:32:33 AM
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Does he bathe? cause if he doesn't thats a dealbreaker for me.

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bknight
01/09/20 9:35:06 AM
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Money and my very own CEman, sign me up.
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trappedunderice
01/09/20 9:43:04 AM
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What a weird species we are.

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kylobrr
01/09/20 9:53:46 AM
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the amount of people saying yes is disturbing
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UnfairRepresent
01/09/20 10:43:17 AM
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kylobrr posted...
the amount of people saying yes is disturbing

Youre saying 2/3rds of CE are disturbing?
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modena
01/09/20 10:45:22 AM
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Reminds me of "the guy" from Half Baked. And no I pass.

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ZevLoveDOOM
01/09/20 10:46:42 AM
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as long as he pays his rent and does his share of cleaning and stuff...
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The Top Crusader
01/09/20 10:48:44 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
as long as he pays his rent and does his share of cleaning and stuff...

Good point, do I get to charge him rent? If he's paying a reasonable monthly fee, that on top of the initial money would really make me consider it.

I could basically just buy a new, bigger house and let him live in his own little corner while my family does whatever.

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UnfairRepresent
01/09/20 11:04:10 AM
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The Top Crusader posted...
Good point, do I get to charge him rent?

No

but he buys his own food/clothes
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