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Disengaged
01/10/20 6:37:14 PM
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So how's your friday going?

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linid0t
01/10/20 6:37:31 PM
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Like you pooped your pants?
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Dark_SilverX
01/10/20 6:38:18 PM
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He must've bent his gay coworker over in the restroom.

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Disengaged
01/10/20 6:39:27 PM
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linid0t posted...
Like you pooped your pants?

Nope. Just what I thought was a fading rectal breeze that turned out to be hell bent on gaseous revenge.

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XxKrazyChaosxX
01/10/20 6:45:48 PM
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https://imgur.com/2kXlqXw

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CapnMuffin
01/10/20 6:50:29 PM
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You worked too hard? Gotta pace yourself bro.

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Disengaged
01/10/20 6:51:18 PM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
https://imgur.com/2kXlqXw

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But.... its..... it's set to white hot.... why is his fart freezing?

Aliens?


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Lost_All_Senses
01/10/20 6:56:43 PM
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I swear. From the topics I see on CE, it seems like all you guys do at your jobs is shit and fart.

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Disengaged
01/10/20 6:58:47 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I swear. From the topics I see on CE, it seems like all you guys do at your jobs is shit and fart.

Not yet. Still need like 2 more promotions for that.

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Lost_All_Senses
01/10/20 7:00:02 PM
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Disengaged posted...
Not yet. Still need like 2 more promotions for that.

Well, it sounds like you're certainly on your way to that 1st one.

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