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DeadBankerDream
01/12/20 1:59:24 PM
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German: The White Shark
Danish: The Maw of Death
Swedish: The Shark
Norwegian: Shark Summer

What is this shit? Do better, Europe.
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SauI_Goodman
01/12/20 1:59:58 PM
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Italy that scary thing in the water
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HagenEx
01/12/20 2:02:24 PM
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Spain: Shark.

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Lonestar2000
01/12/20 2:13:33 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Danish: The Maw of Death
This one is pretty good.

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YellowMustard69
01/12/20 2:17:59 PM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
This one is pretty good.

That's because Denmark has it's shit together.
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K-driver
01/12/20 2:19:15 PM
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Killer shark in Finnish. Eh, not as bad as some other translated titles we get.

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Skye Reynolds
01/12/20 2:20:14 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Norwegian: Shark Summer


One summer never ends, one summer never began
It keeps me standing still, it takes all my will
And then suddenly Shark Summer
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__aCEr__
01/12/20 2:21:41 PM
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We get Shark Week and Norway gets a whole season of sharks.

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DeadBankerDream
01/12/20 2:22:34 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
We get Shark Week and Norway gets a whole season of sharks.

Just make sure to get out of the country before Manbearpig Autumn comes along.
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Wewillrocku
01/12/20 2:28:27 PM
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you don't like the maw of death?

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DeadBankerDream
01/12/20 2:29:24 PM
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Wewillrocku posted...
you don't like the maw of death?

It makes it seem like a shitty slasher movie rather than the beautiful masterpiece it is.
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TendoDRM
01/12/20 2:30:22 PM
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Honestly The Shark is fine. If that's what the movie was originally called and the translation was "Jaws", we'd be laughing at Jaws for being a dumb name. We're just used to it.

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UnfairRepresent
01/12/20 2:38:55 PM
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You think that's bad

look at the Star Trek episode: "The Tholian Web"

The Web (Portugal),
"The Spider Web (Germany)
"The Tholian Trap" (France)

or....

"Crisis of Captain Kirk Who Was Thrown Into Different Dimensional Space (Japan).
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ThePrinceFish
01/12/20 2:57:43 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You think that's bad

look at the Star Trek episode: "The Tholian Web"

The Web (Portugal),
"The Spider Web (Germany)
"The Tholian Trap" (France)

or....

"Crisis of Captain Kirk Who Was Thrown Into Different Dimensional Space (Japan).
My Federation Captain Can't Be This Cute!

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Wewillrocku
01/12/20 2:59:11 PM
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i like the japanese name for that episode

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