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Colorahdo
01/13/20 5:14:00 PM
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For the first time

17 minutes in ... Wtf at the pacing. Every 3 minutes we're on a different planet, I'm already lost

Poe Dameron is a horrible character jfc

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Colorahdo
01/13/20 5:14:33 PM
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I just saw a chimpanzee lmao

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SmidgeIsntBack
01/13/20 5:18:24 PM
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Hood ornament

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XXmiznatorXX
01/13/20 5:19:27 PM
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Don't think. Just watch and consume.

It's like JJ directed the movie while on 400mg of adderall.
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Colorahdo
01/13/20 5:21:21 PM
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Lmao love the aliens so far. The Norwegian muppet is driving the sandcrawler

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Were_Wyrm
01/13/20 5:21:42 PM
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The pacing slows down, the first 20ish minutes seems like JJ trying to catch up on things he was expecting to be covered in 8.

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iPhone_7
01/13/20 5:24:06 PM
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Hey no using phones during the movie!

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Colorahdo
01/13/20 5:26:04 PM
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iPhone_7 posted...
Hey no using phones during the movie!

Don't worry

im not in a theater

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Colorahdo
01/13/20 5:31:51 PM
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The knights of Ren are lazy Hollywood writing

Wow a bunch of mini kylos each with their own weapon... How creative

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La-li-lu-le-lo
01/13/20 5:32:52 PM
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Imagine watching Disney Star Wars.

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Colorahdo
01/13/20 5:34:28 PM
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She just jumped over a tie fighter

This is just one of those marvel superhero movies. No plot, craploads of action

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Colorahdo
01/13/20 5:36:35 PM
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Oh the lightning was unexpected I liked that

I bet chewie is fine based on this play-it-safe shit

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Colorahdo
01/13/20 5:38:36 PM
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Of for fucks sake he is fine

This movie sucks

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BruceWayneJr
01/13/20 6:03:02 PM
#18:


Colorahdo posted...
Of for fucks sake he is fine

This movie sucks

You're gonna love the ending.

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Colorahdo
01/13/20 6:08:51 PM
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Wow Rey is the granddaughter

People like this movie wtf

Tali from Mass effect was only in the movie for like 5 minutes the hell was that about?


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AvantgardeAClue
01/13/20 6:10:10 PM
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Wait until the ending.

You'll probably go nuclear at the ending lol

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Colorahdo
01/13/20 6:12:45 PM
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AvantgardeAClue posted...
Wait until the ending.

You'll probably go nuclear at the ending lol

I predict Luke comes to save the day somehow. Is he even supposed to be dead? He just fainted and they never talked about him again

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AvantgardeAClue
01/13/20 6:13:28 PM
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Colorahdo posted...
I predict Luke comes to save the day somehow. Is he even supposed to be dead? He just fainted and they never talked about him again

Oh, even better

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Doom_Art
01/13/20 6:33:47 PM
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Maybe I'm biased cause I liked the movie but Iunno what the previous two posts are talking about

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Colorahdo
01/13/20 6:34:07 PM
#25:


Here's my new guess

With Leia gone, all of the force ghosts will do battle in the end

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Darmik
01/13/20 6:34:49 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
Maybe I'm biased cause I liked the movie but Iunno what the previous two posts are talking about


The "Just Rey?" scene

Colorahdo posted...
Here's my new guess

With Leia gone, all of the force ghosts will do battle in the end


hehehehe
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Colorahdo
01/13/20 7:21:26 PM
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That was a bad movie

The pacing was so confusing I couldn't follow a bunch of the story. So much seemed totally pointless

Kinda phantom menacey where most of the plot is useless.

I don't get the ending. Why did she bury the old sabers and make a yellow one?

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Darmik
01/13/20 7:25:24 PM
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Colorahdo posted...
I don't get the ending. Why did she bury the old sabers and make a yellow one?


She's burying Luke and Leia's sabers to honor them (even though Luke didn't really like Tattooine and Leia has absolutely no attachment to there at all outside of her genocidal father). She made a yellow one to set her own legacy.

The actual answer is fan service.
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Colorahdo
01/13/20 8:14:16 PM
#31:


Hairistotle posted...
tc how does it stack up against the last one

I found TFA a bit cringey but watchable

This one is complete chaos and most of it pointless. Seemed like they landed on a new planet every 10 minutes, no exaggeration

I'd say this is the second worst star wars movie, just ahead of clone wars

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meralonne
01/13/20 8:17:28 PM
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Weird. I dont rate this movie as cinematic genius by any stretch of the imagination, but it certainly wasnt difficult to follow.

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Purely
01/13/20 8:18:58 PM
#33:


Colorahdo posted...
17 minutes in ... Wtf at the pacing. Every 3 minutes we're on a different planet, I'm already lost

Hmm. I wonder why. Could it have anything to do with the fact that you're playing with your phone? No no, couldn't be. Must be an issue with the movie.
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Colorahdo
01/13/20 8:21:26 PM
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meralonne posted...
Weird. I dont rate this movie as cinematic genius by any stretch of the imagination, but it certainly wasnt difficult to follow.

I wasn't paying super close attention since I didn't watch it in the theater so maybe that's why

**Spoilers**
What's the green triangle they keep looking at? Who stabbed Leia (I think I looked away for a sec there)? How did they end up falling exactly into the pit where the dagger was? Chewie is dead, then he isn't. C3po is dead, then he isn't. Kylo is dead, then he isn't. Then he is. Then he isn't. Then he is. It's a mega secret that Palps is alive but he has an army of a billion people?

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lilORANG
01/13/20 8:21:46 PM
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Purely posted...


Hmm. I wonder why. Could it have anything to do with the fact that you're playing with your phone? No no, couldn't be. Must be an issue with the movie.


Fucking around on one's phone during this movie would only improve the experience.
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Colorahdo
01/13/20 8:22:16 PM
#36:


Also Poe and Finn have girlfriends for about 10 minutes of the movie

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Purely
01/13/20 8:23:38 PM
#37:


lilORANG posted...
Fucking around on one's phone during this movie would only improve the experience.

Oh, so you're another kid who constantly plays with his phone during a movie. So sad.
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meralonne
01/13/20 8:32:49 PM
#38:


Colorahdo posted...

**Spoilers**
What's the green triangle they keep looking at? Who stabbed Leia (I think I looked away for a sec there)? How did they end up falling exactly into the pit where the dagger was? Chewie is dead, then he isn't. C3po is dead, then he isn't. Kylo is dead, then he isn't. Then he is. Then he isn't. Then he is. It's a mega secret that Palps is alive but he has an army of a billion people?

The dagger is one of those things I found... questionable, at best. Chewie was incredibly predictable but they blew their wad too early on that one. Kylo was dumb and his Stupid Ren Kinigits were a waste of time that only got in one fight lol.

Palpatines new Army was the most unbelievable part of the whole film IMO, and thats saying something.

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Doom_Art
01/13/20 8:33:56 PM
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> Doesn't pay attention to movie
> Says it was hard to follow.

It wasn't a great movie by any stretch but c'mon bro

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DevsBro
01/13/20 8:34:43 PM
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Colorahdo posted...
Of for fucks sake he is fine

This movie sucks
Yeah I was salty af about that

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stoltenberg11
01/13/20 8:49:35 PM
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What was your single worst favorite part of the movie?

Was it the Reylo kiss? Them falling into the sand pit in just the right spot? Rey Palpatine reveal? Chewie still being alive? Leia randomly dying? The massive fleet showing up to save the day? Palps zapping said fleet with lightning? Rey healing Kylo? Kylo healing Rey and then dying? "I am all the Jedi"? "Rey Skywalker"?

There's a lot of good choices.

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TendoDRM
01/13/20 8:49:35 PM
#43:


Doom_Art posted...
> Doesn't pay attention to movie
> Says it was hard to follow.

It wasn't a great movie by any stretch but c'mon bro
If he had paid attention better he would have realized it's even worse than he thinks.

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meralonne
01/13/20 10:51:18 PM
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stoltenberg11 posted...
What was your single worst favorite part of the movie?

Was it the Reylo kiss? Them falling into the sand pit in just the right spot? Rey Palpatine reveal? Chewie still being alive? Leia randomly dying? The massive fleet showing up to save the day? Palps zapping said fleet with lightning? Rey healing Kylo? Kylo healing Rey and then dying? "I am all the Jedi"? "Rey Skywalker"?

There's a lot of good choices.

I felt like the massive fleet showing up to save the day was appropriate counterbalance to the massive fleet Palpatine had hidden on the Sith planet in the first place.

Palpatines massive hidden fleet was nonsense to begin with, so...


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DevsBro
01/13/20 10:57:50 PM
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meralonne posted...
Palpatines massive hidden fleet was nonsense to begin with, so...
What's that? There are a handful of rebels left, compared to a galaxy's worth of resources with the First Order?

ODDS NOT BAD ENOUGH. NEED FLEET OF PLANET KILLERS.

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XXmiznatorXX
01/13/20 11:06:25 PM
#46:


stoltenberg11 posted...
What was your single worst favorite part of the movie?

Was it the Reylo kiss? Them falling into the sand pit in just the right spot? Rey Palpatine reveal? Chewie still being alive? Leia randomly dying? The massive fleet showing up to save the day? Palps zapping said fleet with lightning? Rey healing Kylo? Kylo healing Rey and then dying? "I am all the Jedi"? "Rey Skywalker"?

There's a lot of good choices.
Palpatine announcing his epic return to the galaxy.....on Fortnite.
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Darmik
01/13/20 11:11:01 PM
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I like the random character arc of Poe's love interest.

This lady wants to kill Poe until she doesn't
She reveals that Poe was a spice smuggler which is a revelation that adds...?
Then she gives him her ship that is her only ticket off the planet
Then the planet blows up
Then she shows up to the final battle in a ship
She gives Poe a knowing nod that she won't kiss him

The end
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meralonne
01/13/20 11:11:34 PM
#48:


DevsBro posted...
What's that? There are a handful of rebels left, compared to a galaxy's worth of resources with the First Order?

ODDS NOT BAD ENOUGH. NEED FLEET OF PLANET KILLERS.
TURN UP THE VOLUME

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RebelElite791
01/13/20 11:13:27 PM
#49:


Darmik posted...
I like the random character arc of Poe's love interest.

This lady wants to kill Poe until she doesn't
She reveals that Poe was a spice smuggler which is a revelation that adds...?
Then she gives him her ship that is her only ticket off the planet
Then the planet blows up
Then she shows up to the final battle in a ship
She gives Poe a knowing nod that she won't kiss him

The end
She gives him the chip to get past FO security, not her ship

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Jabodie
01/13/20 11:14:45 PM
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Darmik posted...
I like the random character arc of Poe's love interest.

This lady wants to kill Poe until she doesn't
She reveals that Poe was a spice smuggler which is a revelation that adds...?
Then she wants to give him her ship that is her only ticket off the planet
Then the planet blows up
Then she shows up to the final battle in a ship
She gives Poe a knowing nod that she won't kiss him

The end
Man I thought it was the other planet (where they found the knife) that got blown up. Just goes to show how quickly they gloss that moment when I didn't even know which planet got blow up in the movie (and basically nobody ever talks about it).

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