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Colorahdo 01/13/20 5:14:00 PM #1: |
For the first time
17 minutes in ... Wtf at the pacing. Every 3 minutes we're on a different planet, I'm already lost Poe Dameron is a horrible character jfc --- But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them - bring them here and kill them in front of me ~Jesus Christ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Colorahdo 01/13/20 5:14:33 PM #2: |
I just saw a chimpanzee lmao
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SmidgeIsntBack 01/13/20 5:18:24 PM #3: |
Hood ornament
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XXmiznatorXX 01/13/20 5:19:27 PM #5: |
Don't think. Just watch and consume.
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Colorahdo 01/13/20 5:21:21 PM #6: |
Lmao love the aliens so far. The Norwegian muppet is driving the sandcrawler
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Were_Wyrm 01/13/20 5:21:42 PM #7: |
The pacing slows down, the first 20ish minutes seems like JJ trying to catch up on things he was expecting to be covered in 8.
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iPhone_7 01/13/20 5:24:06 PM #9: |
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Colorahdo 01/13/20 5:26:04 PM #11: |
iPhone_7 posted...
Hey no using phones during the movie! Don't worry im not in a theater --- But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them - bring them here and kill them in front of me ~Jesus Christ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Colorahdo 01/13/20 5:31:51 PM #12: |
The knights of Ren are lazy Hollywood writing
Wow a bunch of mini kylos each with their own weapon... How creative --- But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them - bring them here and kill them in front of me ~Jesus Christ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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La-li-lu-le-lo 01/13/20 5:32:52 PM #13: |
Imagine watching Disney Star Wars.
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Colorahdo 01/13/20 5:34:28 PM #14: |
She just jumped over a tie fighter
This is just one of those marvel superhero movies. No plot, craploads of action --- But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them - bring them here and kill them in front of me ~Jesus Christ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Colorahdo 01/13/20 5:36:35 PM #15: |
Oh the lightning was unexpected I liked that
I bet chewie is fine based on this play-it-safe shit --- But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them - bring them here and kill them in front of me ~Jesus Christ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Colorahdo 01/13/20 5:38:36 PM #16: |
Of for fucks sake he is fine
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BruceWayneJr 01/13/20 6:03:02 PM #18: |
Colorahdo posted...
Of for fucks sake he is fine You're gonna love the ending. --- Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Colorahdo 01/13/20 6:08:51 PM #19: |
Wow Rey is the granddaughter
People like this movie wtf Tali from Mass effect was only in the movie for like 5 minutes the hell was that about? --- But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them - bring them here and kill them in front of me ~Jesus Christ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AvantgardeAClue 01/13/20 6:10:10 PM #20: |
Wait until the ending.
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Colorahdo 01/13/20 6:12:45 PM #21: |
AvantgardeAClue posted...
Wait until the ending. I predict Luke comes to save the day somehow. Is he even supposed to be dead? He just fainted and they never talked about him again --- But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them - bring them here and kill them in front of me ~Jesus Christ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AvantgardeAClue 01/13/20 6:13:28 PM #22: |
Colorahdo posted...
I predict Luke comes to save the day somehow. Is he even supposed to be dead? He just fainted and they never talked about him again Oh, even better --- Sometimes I say things and I'm not voice acting. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doom_Art 01/13/20 6:33:47 PM #24: |
Maybe I'm biased cause I liked the movie but Iunno what the previous two posts are talking about
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Colorahdo 01/13/20 6:34:07 PM #25: |
Here's my new guess
With Leia gone, all of the force ghosts will do battle in the end --- But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them - bring them here and kill them in front of me ~Jesus Christ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darmik 01/13/20 6:34:49 PM #26: |
Doom_Art posted...
Maybe I'm biased cause I liked the movie but Iunno what the previous two posts are talking about Colorahdo posted... Here's my new guess hehehehe --- Kind Regards, Darmik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Colorahdo 01/13/20 7:21:26 PM #27: |
That was a bad movie
The pacing was so confusing I couldn't follow a bunch of the story. So much seemed totally pointless Kinda phantom menacey where most of the plot is useless. I don't get the ending. Why did she bury the old sabers and make a yellow one? --- But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them - bring them here and kill them in front of me ~Jesus Christ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darmik 01/13/20 7:25:24 PM #28: |
Colorahdo posted...
I don't get the ending. Why did she bury the old sabers and make a yellow one? She's burying Luke and Leia's sabers to honor them (even though Luke didn't really like Tattooine and Leia has absolutely no attachment to there at all outside of her genocidal father). She made a yellow one to set her own legacy. The actual answer is fan service. --- Kind Regards, Darmik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Colorahdo 01/13/20 8:14:16 PM #31: |
Hairistotle posted...
tc how does it stack up against the last one I found TFA a bit cringey but watchable This one is complete chaos and most of it pointless. Seemed like they landed on a new planet every 10 minutes, no exaggeration I'd say this is the second worst star wars movie, just ahead of clone wars --- But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them - bring them here and kill them in front of me ~Jesus Christ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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meralonne 01/13/20 8:17:28 PM #32: |
Weird. I dont rate this movie as cinematic genius by any stretch of the imagination, but it certainly wasnt difficult to follow.
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Purely 01/13/20 8:18:58 PM #33: |
Colorahdo posted...
17 minutes in ... Wtf at the pacing. Every 3 minutes we're on a different planet, I'm already lost Hmm. I wonder why. Could it have anything to do with the fact that you're playing with your phone? No no, couldn't be. Must be an issue with the movie. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Colorahdo 01/13/20 8:21:26 PM #34: |
meralonne posted...
Weird. I dont rate this movie as cinematic genius by any stretch of the imagination, but it certainly wasnt difficult to follow. I wasn't paying super close attention since I didn't watch it in the theater so maybe that's why **Spoilers** What's the green triangle they keep looking at? Who stabbed Leia (I think I looked away for a sec there)? How did they end up falling exactly into the pit where the dagger was? Chewie is dead, then he isn't. C3po is dead, then he isn't. Kylo is dead, then he isn't. Then he is. Then he isn't. Then he is. It's a mega secret that Palps is alive but he has an army of a billion people? --- But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them - bring them here and kill them in front of me ~Jesus Christ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lilORANG 01/13/20 8:21:46 PM #35: |
Purely posted...
Fucking around on one's phone during this movie would only improve the experience. --- GameFlux: Unofficial GameFAQs board browser ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Colorahdo 01/13/20 8:22:16 PM #36: |
Also Poe and Finn have girlfriends for about 10 minutes of the movie
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Purely 01/13/20 8:23:38 PM #37: |
lilORANG posted...
Fucking around on one's phone during this movie would only improve the experience. Oh, so you're another kid who constantly plays with his phone during a movie. So sad. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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meralonne 01/13/20 8:32:49 PM #38: |
Colorahdo posted...
**Spoilers**The dagger is one of those things I found... questionable, at best. Chewie was incredibly predictable but they blew their wad too early on that one. Kylo was dumb and his Stupid Ren Kinigits were a waste of time that only got in one fight lol. Palpatines new Army was the most unbelievable part of the whole film IMO, and thats saying something. --- "Sigs are for dorks."-- my wife ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doom_Art 01/13/20 8:33:56 PM #40: |
> Doesn't pay attention to movie
> Says it was hard to follow. It wasn't a great movie by any stretch but c'mon bro --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 01/13/20 8:34:43 PM #41: |
Colorahdo posted...
Of for fucks sake he is fineYeah I was salty af about that --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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stoltenberg11 01/13/20 8:49:35 PM #42: |
What was your single worst favorite part of the movie?
Was it the Reylo kiss? Them falling into the sand pit in just the right spot? Rey Palpatine reveal? Chewie still being alive? Leia randomly dying? The massive fleet showing up to save the day? Palps zapping said fleet with lightning? Rey healing Kylo? Kylo healing Rey and then dying? "I am all the Jedi"? "Rey Skywalker"? There's a lot of good choices. --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TendoDRM 01/13/20 8:49:35 PM #43: |
Doom_Art posted...
> Doesn't pay attention to movieIf he had paid attention better he would have realized it's even worse than he thinks. --- Cel Damage! Tonight at 8:00! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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meralonne 01/13/20 10:51:18 PM #44: |
stoltenberg11 posted...
What was your single worst favorite part of the movie? I felt like the massive fleet showing up to save the day was appropriate counterbalance to the massive fleet Palpatine had hidden on the Sith planet in the first place. Palpatines massive hidden fleet was nonsense to begin with, so... --- "Sigs are for dorks."-- my wife ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 01/13/20 10:57:50 PM #45: |
meralonne posted...
Palpatines massive hidden fleet was nonsense to begin with, so...What's that? There are a handful of rebels left, compared to a galaxy's worth of resources with the First Order? ODDS NOT BAD ENOUGH. NEED FLEET OF PLANET KILLERS. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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XXmiznatorXX 01/13/20 11:06:25 PM #46: |
stoltenberg11 posted...
What was your single worst favorite part of the movie?Palpatine announcing his epic return to the galaxy.....on Fortnite. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darmik 01/13/20 11:11:01 PM #47: |
I like the random character arc of Poe's love interest.
This lady wants to kill Poe until she doesn't She reveals that Poe was a spice smuggler which is a revelation that adds...? Then she gives him her ship that is her only ticket off the planet Then the planet blows up Then she shows up to the final battle in a ship She gives Poe a knowing nod that she won't kiss him The end --- Kind Regards, Darmik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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meralonne 01/13/20 11:11:34 PM #48: |
DevsBro posted...
What's that? There are a handful of rebels left, compared to a galaxy's worth of resources with the First Order?TURN UP THE VOLUME https://giphy.com/gifs/looneytunesworldofmayhem-looney-tunes-bugs-bunny-looneytuneswom-23gh0dXqZ3cWiie3W6 --- "Sigs are for dorks."-- my wife ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RebelElite791 01/13/20 11:13:27 PM #49: |
Darmik posted...
I like the random character arc of Poe's love interest.She gives him the chip to get past FO security, not her ship --- https://imgur.com/MS5SvzN Take better care of your teeth and f***, a lot more. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jabodie 01/13/20 11:14:45 PM #50: |
Darmik posted...
I like the random character arc of Poe's love interest.Man I thought it was the other planet (where they found the knife) that got blown up. Just goes to show how quickly they gloss that moment when I didn't even know which planet got blow up in the movie (and basically nobody ever talks about it). --- <insert sig here> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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