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St0rmFury
01/16/20 10:37:11 PM
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https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SnoopyRightHairstreakbutterfly-mobile.mp4

Yikes! Lucky kid.

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Jiek_Fafn
01/16/20 10:39:47 PM
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VoightKent posted...
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What's that fat fuck's problem?

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
01/16/20 10:40:25 PM
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Holy shit! That's a nightmare. Hopefully he was as okay as he could be after that. Was that guy shit talking to the guy in the car with the dashcam?

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Bluebomber182
01/16/20 10:41:01 PM
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Why did the fat dude flip the driver off? That guy didnt do shit
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Hobo_Spider
01/16/20 10:43:19 PM
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SiO4
01/16/20 10:43:25 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...

This
What's that fat fuck's problem?


He's telling the driver to stay right there because they would be able to prove the driver of the van did nothing wrong. If he's pissed, I don't blame him.
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samurai bandit
01/16/20 10:43:30 PM
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Bluebomber182 posted...
Why did the fat dude flip the driver off? That guy didnt do shit

This. Maybe he got mad that there was proof?

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l0gic
01/16/20 10:43:32 PM
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Damn!
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Maze_
01/16/20 10:44:44 PM
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Bluebomber182 posted...
Why did the fat dude flip the driver off? That guy didnt do shit
I'm guessing the driver was yelling at him or something?

Otherwise that's random as hell.

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linid0t
01/16/20 10:45:22 PM
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Play stupid games win stupid prizes
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SiO4
01/16/20 10:45:25 PM
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SiO4 posted...


He's telling the driver to stay right there because they would be able to prove the driver of the van did nothing wrong. If he's pissed, I don't blame him.

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El Mexicano Texano
01/16/20 10:47:18 PM
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He told him to stay there as a witness for him since he wasn't at fault

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TreyFlowers
01/17/20 1:20:18 AM
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Hahaha, nothing better than seeing little shits get fucked up.

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Strider102
01/17/20 1:21:35 AM
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Someone should have told the kid the Area 51 raid was months ago.

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DevsBro
01/17/20 1:23:28 AM
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Looked more like the kid faceplanted into the side of the van tbh. Not that that's necessarily much better. He was booking it and went in face-first. May have even gotten a leg or something rolled over.

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Vicious_Dios
01/17/20 1:25:21 AM
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Maybe next time that kid will look both up and down before crossing the street.

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Zack_Attackv1
01/17/20 1:29:39 AM
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TreyFlowers posted...

Me too with the Patriots.
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JTilly
01/17/20 1:36:26 AM
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ouch...

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TreyFlowers
01/17/20 1:40:27 AM
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...
Me too with the Patriots.

How are those Texas sports teams going @Zack_Attackv1 ?

All a bunch of losers

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Frosted_Midna
01/17/20 1:46:35 AM
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The kid is too old to know this is dumb!

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008Zulu
01/17/20 1:49:45 AM
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Look both ways before crossing the street. It's not hard to do.

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EverDownward
01/17/20 1:53:50 AM
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Jesus, that was some terrifying audio. Hope the kid's alright.

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Mistere Man
01/17/20 1:58:09 AM
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008Zulu posted...
Look both ways before crossing the street. It's not hard to do.
Also dont run into traffic. Especially not blindly into it.

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Keith_Valentine
01/17/20 2:08:05 AM
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TreyFlowers posted...
Hahaha, nothing better than seeing little shits get fucked up.

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HagenEx
01/17/20 2:10:03 AM
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Anime was a mistake.

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brestugo
01/17/20 2:41:29 AM
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Looked to me like the fat guy was telling/asking the other driver to make a call.

That kid is lucky to be alive. He ran into the street between two cars. And it doesn't appear there was a crosswalk there either.

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Chicken
01/17/20 2:45:25 AM
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Its ok guys it was just a shadow clone

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SiO4
01/17/20 3:28:59 AM
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Snoopy Right Hairstreak butterfly
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MelzezDoor
01/17/20 3:30:48 AM
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He forgot the signs
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SwayM
01/17/20 3:39:50 AM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
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What's that fat fuck's problem?

Are you guys fucking serious?

Hes gesturing to the person in the car to call 911 And then I can only assume hes To check on the kid based on the speed and direction hes walking.

Imagine completely misunderstanding the situation this bad that you feel comfortable calling him a fat fuck when he did everything right.


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PacerCoin
01/17/20 3:46:35 AM
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samurai bandit posted...
This. Maybe he got mad that there was proof?

I too get mad when there's proof I did nothing wrong.

Sorry what video did you guys watch?
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gunplagirl
01/17/20 3:50:03 AM
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He'd be dead if he had ran normally. He was ready for battle and aligned his chakra with the side of the van, but survived.

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STEROLIZER
01/17/20 3:53:39 AM
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Uhh, hmm. If you want somebody to stay and help, and as a witness take your side...then perhaps you shouldn't be screaming obscenities at them?

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SwayM
01/17/20 3:56:22 AM
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I swear this board gets dumber by the second.

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SuperShake666
01/17/20 3:57:08 AM
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TreyFlowers posted...
How are those Texas sports teams going @Zack_Attackv1 ?

All a bunch of losers

*laughs in 49ers*

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DrizztLink
01/17/20 3:59:02 AM
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SwayM posted...
I swear this board gets dumber by the second.
I was going to get upset about this but it's been a second and I can no longer read.

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Infost
01/17/20 4:03:13 AM
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SiO4 posted...


He's telling the driver to stay right there because they would be able to prove the driver of the van did nothing wrong. If he's pissed, I don't blame him.

I'd shout "fuck you" and drive off lol.
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SwayM
01/17/20 4:08:18 AM
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*guy in video makes the most obvious telephone-hand-to-ear gesture anyones ever seen*

CE: wHaT iS tHiS gUyS pRoBlEm!?


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spikethedevil
01/17/20 4:09:41 AM
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SwayM posted...
*guy in video makes the most obvious telephone-hand-to-ear gesture anyones ever seen*

CE: wHaT iS tHiS gUyS pRoBlEm!?


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SiO4
01/17/20 4:15:57 AM
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Infost posted...


I'd shout "fuck you" and drive off lol.


I had a mother dart out in front of me, while I had the right of way once. She was trying to cross the street I was driving down. She was driving her kid to school in the morning. Had I not acted fast I would have probably tee-bonded the passenger side front, where her kid was. As it turned out, I hit the break and basically pulled parrel alongside of her on the street that SHE was going down.
She rolled down her window and started to apologize.
I was too much just thinking, "Yo, that was fucked up"
I didn't want to hear it so I basically just said 'Ya that's great, now go, just, Go"

That's why I can understand that guy being upset in this situation.

This was in-town driving, probably about 27-33 mph....
Side note: Before and after school driving is some of the worst...
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Number090684
01/17/20 4:18:18 AM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
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What's that fat fuck's problem?

He was probably pissed at the kid and his mom considering the kid came out of nowhere from his visual perspective and hitting someone with a vehicle, especially a kid is a serious crime. He was essentially telling the other driver "You saw it!" as in you saw what happened, you're right there, for the love of god come to my defense if she tries to sue. He could have definitely been nicer to the driver in the other car about it though.

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SiO4
01/17/20 4:21:10 AM
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Number090684 posted...


He was probably pissed at the kid and the mom and telling the driver "You saw it!" as in you saw what happened for the love of god come to my defense if she tries to sue. He could have definitely been nicer to the driver in the other car about it though.


I know you already know this, but ya, adrenalin, his day went from a 35 -100 very quickly.
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ZevLoveDOOM
01/17/20 4:22:41 AM
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this is what anime does to your brain children!

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Number090684
01/17/20 4:25:43 AM
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SiO4 posted...
I know you already know this, but ya, adrenalin, his day went from a 35 -100 very quickly.

Yeah, luckily the witness has a dash cam and it clearly proves it was the kid's fault that he got hit and thus his mother's / relative's by default since he is just a kid and hardly knows any better.

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