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Crepes
01/21/20 4:11:29 PM
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Been with the new girlfriend six months and its going well. Talking about her moving in but due to an incident with a cat in the past she says shell only move in if I declaw the cat or make it live outside permanently. My head says dump the bitch but Ive not had a girlfriend for a long and really need this. Convince me its a bad idea.

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hitokoriX
01/21/20 4:12:36 PM
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Declawing is inhumane. Move on to someone else.

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BuckVanHammer
01/21/20 4:12:41 PM
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dump.

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PikachuMaxwell
01/21/20 4:13:21 PM
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Dump. It won't be fair to you, her, or the cat if you stay with her.

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MC_BatCommander
01/21/20 4:13:31 PM
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I really hope this is fake and you aren't considering doing something to your cat. Girlfriend needs to learn to deal

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dave_is_slick
01/21/20 4:14:07 PM
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You mean ex-girlfriend.

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AbysmalTrinity
01/21/20 4:14:08 PM
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Why would you move in your girlfriend after six months?

Beta male move

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DeathDeathSong
01/21/20 4:14:11 PM
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https://www.declawing.com/

tell your now ex gf to get lost

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Bishop9800
01/21/20 4:14:55 PM
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Fux that. Dump her

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SocksForWok999
01/21/20 4:14:58 PM
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Thats a deal breaker imo

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AbysmalTrinity
01/21/20 4:16:00 PM
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SocksForWok999 posted...
Thats a deal breaker imo
The Dealbreaker is TC trying to move in a chick he barely knows

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JimCarrysToe
01/21/20 4:18:08 PM
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Declawing is inhumane, you could clip your kittys claws tho, would she compromise with that? Just be careful to only clip the tips cuz if you clip too much it'll hurt your cat.

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Crepes
01/21/20 4:20:18 PM
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Bishop9800 posted...
Fux that. Dump her

I know I should but I love her and think she could be the one.

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PikachuMaxwell
01/21/20 4:21:26 PM
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Crepes posted...
I know I should but I love her and think she could be the one.

She is most definitely not if it happens to be conditional like that.

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AirFresh
01/21/20 4:21:36 PM
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Tell her no to the declawing, explain how its inhumane, and if she cannot accept those terms then say good bye. Likely, this is her just trying to establish dominance already, and will back down.

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pogo_rabid
01/21/20 4:22:18 PM
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Declawing should be illegal. It's mutilating the first digit of the cats paws.

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Questionmarktarius
01/21/20 4:23:00 PM
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There's a clever "pussy" joke somewhere in here, but I can't figure out what it would be.
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solosnake
01/21/20 4:23:20 PM
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TC has been tagged as someone who makes topics with spoilers, everyone here has been warned in advance.

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Kajagogo
01/21/20 4:23:59 PM
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Ultimatums are bullshit, I'd never be with someone who gives me one.

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Balrog0
01/21/20 4:24:24 PM
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Kajagogo posted...
Ultimatums are bullshit, I'd never be with someone who gives me one.


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Purple_Cheetah
01/21/20 4:24:25 PM
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I remember someone being given the choice of dog they've had for years or a girlfriend. Think they went to keeping the dog.

I'm curious how bad of an incident this was it warrants declawing a cat or banishing it. I've got a cat that has literally given me deep scars and even came very close to permanently blinding me. Still got claws.

I'd say either move onto someone else, or at the very least find a new home for the cat... even that won't ensure the girl will stay and this isn't some tip of the iceberg.
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BigDoinks
01/21/20 4:24:31 PM
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Get a new girlfriend. Im not even being hyperbolic.

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The Trent
01/21/20 4:30:47 PM
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Purple_Cheetah posted...
I've got a cat that has literally given me deep scars and even came very close to permanently blinding me.

cat people
not even once

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ultimate reaver
01/21/20 4:34:00 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
Sounds fake, but if it's real dump your gf.


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Purple_Cheetah
01/21/20 4:38:03 PM
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The Trent posted...
cat people
not even once
To be fair it was during a the start of a thunderstorm. I didn't know it was going to happen and surprise lightning. Caught a claw in my right eyelid that narrowly avoided total penetration, but it left a nice scar for a while and I had to navigate the dark while trying to keep blood out of my eye.

I also look like I tried to slit my wrist/arm due to another moment.

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rexcrk
01/21/20 4:38:10 PM
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Maybe not dump her right away, but try to talk some sense into her. De-clawing a cat (or any animal) is fucking wrong. Also making an inside animal suddenly live outside is also wrong.

If she cant see reason then you should probably move on from her.

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garan
01/21/20 4:40:56 PM
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AirFresh posted...
Tell her no to the declawing, explain how its inhumane, and if she cannot accept those terms then say good bye. Likely, this is her just trying to establish dominance already, and will back down.


Very much agreed.

Also, you could ask her if she's okay with you removing all of her fingertips because once an ex-girlfriend scratched you.
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