Current Events > $50,000 or your ex girlfriend gets $1,000,000

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UnfairRepresent
01/23/20 6:20:21 AM
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Which do you pick?


Or your ex boyfriend if you're so inclined

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Money is after tax

What do you pick?
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UnfairRepresent
01/23/20 10:37:01 AM
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M_Live posted...
I'm having trouble thinking of reasons why anybody would want to make an ex a millionaire.

Well it's a lot more than $50,000
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The Trent
01/23/20 10:37:32 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Well it's a lot more than $50,000

that's your response?! lol

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unknownhombre
01/23/20 10:38:29 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Well it's a lot more than $50,000

So? I'd rather have $50,000 for myself, especially if it's after taxes.

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k debonair
01/23/20 10:39:57 AM
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my ex girlfriend is now my wife!

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ZevLoveDOOM
01/23/20 10:40:36 AM
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cmon guys, this is the best y'all can come up with? -_-
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tainted_emerald
01/23/20 10:42:42 AM
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Since there's no time limit on the decision, I cut a deal with my ex to marry me with a prenup to split the cash evenly in exchange for choosing the 1 mil for them.

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DarkChozoGhost
01/23/20 10:47:45 AM
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If a specific person counts as my ex in this case, then she gets the money.

Otherwise I do

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SimpleMan
01/23/20 10:49:23 AM
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Do I get to choose which ex, or is it a million for all of them?

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PatrickMahomes
01/23/20 10:56:31 AM
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I mean I'm on good terms with most of my exes, but I'd still rather have the 50k. What are they going to do, give some of it to me? I'm not taking that chance.

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AsucaHayashi
01/23/20 11:28:38 AM
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can i tell her she got rich because of me?

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UnfairRepresent
01/23/20 11:29:54 AM
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AsucaHayashi posted...
can i tell her she got rich because of me?

sure you can tell her that
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garlic powder
01/23/20 11:32:59 AM
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M_Live posted...
I'm having trouble thinking of reasons why anybody would want to make an ex a millionaire.

they enjoy being cucked?

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Sabram
01/23/20 12:21:43 PM
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Technically I'm getting back with my ex (with my wife involved too) so I'd let her get the million and I'd definitely see some kickbacks from that.

Plus the girl has three kids she's trying to raise on a single income, she deserves it

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tigerslashII
01/23/20 12:23:03 PM
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$1 million for the ex. She and I are on good terms

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IloveJesus
01/23/20 12:23:56 PM
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If you offered me 50k on the understanding that my ex would get it too if I agreed, I would turn you down.

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uwnim
01/23/20 12:24:06 PM
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Ive never dated anyone, so the options are 50k for me or a million for nobody.

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The Top Crusader
01/23/20 12:25:57 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
I mean I'm on good terms with most of my exes, but I'd still rather have the 50k. What are they going to do, give some of it to me? I'm not taking that chance.

That was kind of my thought--if I definitely can't get any of the million then I take the 50k, but I'm on good terms, if I can work out a deal with them first and talk over it with them, I'm sure they'd rather get *any* extra money coming their way as opposed to none and me getting the 50k.

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Orlando_Jordan
01/23/20 12:50:02 PM
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The bitch would have $1,000,000, and I would have nothing. Give me the $50,000.

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gatorsPENSbucs
01/23/20 12:52:03 PM
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Shit, I wouldnt give my exs $5.

easy 50 gs for me

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Puglia77
01/23/20 12:52:23 PM
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uwnim posted...
Ive never dated anyone, so the options are 50k for me or a million for nobody.

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UnfairRepresent
01/23/20 12:56:52 PM
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Puglia77 posted...
uwnim posted...

Ive never dated anyone, so the options are 50k for me or a million for nobody.

I guess it defaults to your mother if you never had a girlfriend
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lolife67
01/23/20 12:57:24 PM
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Million to my ex. Knowing her, she'd probably give me half.
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Sada_Pop
01/23/20 12:58:35 PM
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M_Live posted...
I'm having trouble thinking of reasons why anybody would want to make an ex a millionaire.
Because she'd give me a lot more than 50k. That's for goddamn sure lol.

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Lost_All_Senses
01/23/20 1:06:33 PM
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50k easily. Even if you didn't get the money yourself. Wouldn't you rather have someone like your mom or best friend get the 50k over a person you didn't even last with?

It would be more interesting if you were actually with someone and you had the dilemma of wondering if your relationship is real enough for you to want her to have a millie and if you trust her to not let it go to her head and leave your ass eventually. Now that's interesting. But of course, most of us our single so that doesn't work. @Cpt_Pineapple what would you do bruh. @Duncanwii what would bruh do?

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Sir Cyrus
01/23/20 3:55:27 PM
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We're on good terms; I'm 100% sure she'd give me more than the 50k if I told her.

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