Current Events > Scenario: You come home to find your kids blocking the cabinet under the stairs

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UnfairRepresent 01/24/20 9:15:52 PM #1:	You come home one day to pick up some things for work but the moment you enter the door you see your young daughter and younger son close the cabinet under the stairs and stand directly in front of it, blocking it. "Daddy! You're back early! I didn't think you would be home... Well you haven't missed anything. It's been a super boring day where nothing at all as happened whatsoever, nope, not a thing. " Your daughter says nervously. "Yeah really boring. She's right, definately didn't meet an alien or anything. Absolutely nothing happened at all." Your son adds awkwardly. "Shhh! Not at all. In fact it's so uneventful we're just going to stand here for the next hour or so... You know... As a game to pass the time!" Your daughter says as she presses herself against the cabinet. Suddenly you hear a quiet thumping noise. Then your daughter quickly taps on the cabinet with the back of her hand and it stops. "Heeeey....It er.... Those darn pipes again. Am I right? So noisy. Might need to call the plumber again. ahaha... oh nooo " your daughter says while sweating "Yeah! It's the pipes. Definately not the sound of a confused alien wondering why it was shut in there when we heard adults approaching. That would be insane. Who would even think of that? Aliens aren't real, no way we met one today and are scared of what would happen if people found out about it so we shoved it in a cabinet.. ahahaha. Imagine that! That would be crazy... Definately didn't happen because nothing happened today" Your son adds stupidly "Shut up! Ahaha... So erm... Are you heading back out? Or are you gonna watch TV? Or go do anything outside of this room? Just asking.... No reason..." your daughter concludes https://i.imgur.com/VeauaU7.jpg How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933441753] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>You come home one day to pick up some things for work but the moment you enter the door you see your young daughter and younger son close the cabinet under the stairs and stand directly in front of it, blocking it. "Daddy! You're back early! I didn't think you would be home... Well you haven't missed anything. It's been a super boring day where nothing at all as happened whatsoever, nope, not a thing. " Your daughter says nervously. "Yeah really boring. She's right, definately didn't meet an alien or anything. Absolutely nothing happened at all." Your son adds awkwardly. "Shhh! Not at all. In fact it's so uneventful we're just going to stand here for the next hour or so... You know... As a game to pass the time!" Your daughter says as she presses herself against the cabinet. Suddenly you hear a quiet thumping noise. Then your daughter quickly taps on the cabinet with the back of her hand and it stops. "Heeeey....It er.... Those darn pipes again. Am I right? So noisy. Might need to call the plumber again. ahaha... oh nooo " your daughter says while sweating "Yeah! It's the pipes. Definately not the sound of a confused alien wondering why it was shut in there when we heard adults approaching. That would be insane. Who would even think of that? Aliens aren't real, no way we met one today and are scared of what would happen if people found out about it so we shoved it in a cabinet.. ahahaha. Imagine that! That would be crazy... Definately didn't happen because nothing happened today" Your son adds stupidly "Shut up! Ahaha... So erm... Are you heading back out? Or are you gonna watch TV? Or go do anything outside of this room? Just asking.... No reason..." your daughter concludes https://i.imgur.com/VeauaU7.jpg How do you react? What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 01/24/20 9:18:04 PM #2:	I look towards my cabinent and say "Hello alien dude, I'm (insert names of daughter and son here)'s father, (insert my name here). How do you like things so far?" --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:933441832] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>I look towards my cabinent and say "Hello alien dude, I'm (insert names of daughter and son here)'s father, (insert my name here). How do you like things so far?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 01/24/20 9:23:40 PM #3:	This looks like a job for Captain Planet. --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:933442053] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>This looks like a job for Captain Planet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 01/24/20 9:24:43 PM #4:	who the hell put cabinets under the stairs? Clean this mess up right now, or no dessert! --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:933442096] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>who the hell put cabinets under the stairs? Clean this mess up right now, or no dessert! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/24/20 9:40:56 PM #5:	nevershine posted... who the hell put cabinets under the stairs? Clean this mess up right now, or no dessert! Clean what mess up? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933442792] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>nevershine posted...</cite> <quote>who the hell put cabinets under the stairs? Clean this mess up right now, or no dessert! </quote> Clean what mess up?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 01/24/20 9:44:17 PM #6:	There's no cabinet under the stairs, so something has already gone terribly wrong. --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:933442914] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>There's no cabinet under the stairs, so something has already gone terribly wrong. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stagmar 01/24/20 10:05:52 PM #7:	I threaten to write them out of my will unless they open the cupboard. If that doesnt work I have my security team take them to the orphanage. I then proceed to use the aliens knowledge to beat my competitors into bankruptcy. --- 11/11/1572 -- Never Forget. <cite>Stagmar posted [p:933443716] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>I threaten to write them out of my will unless they open the cupboard. If that doesnt work I have my security team take them to the orphanage. I then proceed to use the aliens knowledge to beat my competitors into bankruptcy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 01/24/20 10:32:50 PM #9:	Garioshi posted... There's no cabinet under the stairs, so something has already gone terribly wrong. Scenario --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933444643] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>Garioshi posted...</cite> <quote>There's no cabinet under the stairs, so something has already gone terribly wrong. </quote> Scenario</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 01/24/20 10:56:37 PM #10:	I ask my kids who built the cabinet under the stairs. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:933445402] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>I ask my kids who built the cabinet under the stairs. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 01/24/20 11:01:07 PM #11:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS5n7Ur5_U8 --- https://imgur.com/gBy6QEL <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:933445539] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS5n7Ur5_U8</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/25/20 2:29:55 AM #12:	Zack_Attackv1 posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS5n7Ur5_U8 That video doesn't fit this context at all --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933451024] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>Zack_Attackv1 posted...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS5n7Ur5_U8</quote> That video doesn't fit this context at all</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/25/20 7:52:58 PM #13:	Gobstoppers12 posted... I ask my kids who built the cabinet under the stairs. How would they know? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933480304] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>Gobstoppers12 posted...</cite> <quote>I ask my kids who built the cabinet under the stairs. </quote> How would they know?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 01/26/20 6:42:26 AM #14:	UnfairRepresent posted... How would they know? They were home. When that poster left the house, there were no cabinets there, now there are. So the poster is asking their kids. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:933498419] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>How would they know?</quote>They were home. When that poster left the house, there were no cabinets there, now there are. So the poster is asking their kids. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 01/26/20 7:13:38 AM #15:	I don't have a second floor, therefore no stairs. So I need to solve that mystery first. I also have no kids, so who are these mysterious children that keep calling me dad? Where do these stairs lead. I guess I have many mysteries to solve. The alien will have to be my Watson. My "kids" are now The Baker Street Irregulars. We will solves all these mysteries... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:933498789] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>I don't have a second floor, therefore no stairs. So I need to solve that mystery first. I also have no kids, so who are these mysterious children that keep calling me dad? Where do these stairs lead. I guess I have many mysteries to solve. The alien will have to be my Watson. My "kids" are now The Baker Street Irregulars. We will solves all these mysteries...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/26/20 8:39:34 AM #16:	LinkPizza posted... I don't have a second floor, therefore no stairs. So I need to solve that mystery first. I also have no kids, so who are these mysterious children that keep calling me dad? Where do these stairs lead. I guess I have many mysteries to solve. The alien will have to be my Watson. My "kids" are now The Baker Street Irregulars. We will solves all these mysteries... Scenario --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933500217] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote>I don't have a second floor, therefore no stairs. So I need to solve that mystery first. I also have no kids, so who are these mysterious children that keep calling me dad? Where do these stairs lead. I guess I have many mysteries to solve. The alien will have to be my Watson. My "kids" are now The Baker Street Irregulars. We will solves all these mysteries...</quote> Scenario</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trevor_Belmont 01/26/20 8:55:54 AM #17:	I would ask my kids if they had offered the alien any Reese's Pieces yet. --- That's Just Prime. Switch FC: SW-3150-0817-3331 Feel free to send an invite if you want. <cite>Trevor_Belmont posted [p:933500552] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>I would ask my kids if they had offered the alien any Reese's Pieces yet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 01/26/20 8:56:26 AM #18:	Who the fuck has a cabinet under their stairs? Is this some Harry Potter shit? --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:933500560] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>Who the fuck has a cabinet under their stairs? Is this some Harry Potter shit?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Marmitecashews 01/26/20 9:27:46 AM #19:	I would tell them to let the attic alien out of the cabinet. --- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4 <cite>Marmitecashews posted [p:933501218] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>I would tell them to let the attic alien out of the cabinet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 01/26/20 11:15:36 AM #20:	UnfairRepresent posted... Scenario And I want my scenario to happen just like that... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:933504091] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Scenario</quote> And I want my scenario to happen just like that...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Feetish 01/26/20 11:17:05 AM #21:	UnfairRepresent posted... How would they know? Scenario. --- Thots and players <cite>Feetish posted [p:933504134] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>How would they know?</quote> Scenario. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/26/20 11:41:48 AM #22:	DeadBankerDream posted... Who the fuck has a cabinet under their stairs? you do --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933504976] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>DeadBankerDream posted...</cite> <quote>Who the fuck has a cabinet under their stairs? </quote> you do</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stagmar 01/26/20 12:28:23 PM #23:	DeadBankerDream posted... Who the fuck has a cabinet under their stairs? Is this some Harry Potter shit? What else would you have under the stairs? --- 11/11/1572 -- Never Forget. <cite>Stagmar posted [p:933506548] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>DeadBankerDream posted... </cite> <quote>Who the fuck has a cabinet under their stairs? Is this some Harry Potter shit?</quote>What else would you have under the stairs? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/26/20 12:37:56 PM #24:	Stagmar posted... What else would you have under the stairs? his ex wives' bodies --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933506856] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>Stagmar posted...</cite> <quote> What else would you have under the stairs? </quote> his ex wives' bodies</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 01/26/20 12:42:17 PM #25:	UnfairRepresent posted... his ex wives' bodies No. That goes in the basement under the new concrete you pour... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:933507022] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>his ex wives' bodies</quote> No. That goes in the basement under the new concrete you pour...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 01/28/20 6:47:35 AM #28:	Ex-Kefiroth posted... The kids are using aliens as a cover story to hide the fact that they've kidnapped and tied up a big British man named Wesley. I free Wesley, and turn the kids in to be dealt with by the proper authorities. The kids are claiming there are no aliens --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933590002] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>Ex-Kefiroth posted...</cite> <quote>The kids are using aliens as a cover story to hide the fact that they've kidnapped and tied up a big British man named Wesley. I free Wesley, and turn the kids in to be dealt with by the proper authorities. </quote> The kids are claiming there are no aliens</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Distant_Rainbow 01/28/20 6:56:37 AM #29:	"Oh, well, boring days happen, kids. By the way, mind stepping aside? I have to lock up and chain the cabinet now, I left something important and dangerous in there yesterday. Would be a shame if some weird alien thing got a hold of it and blew up the house, right? Thank goodness nobody's in there with them. You can play your interesting standing game once Daddy's finished with it. Won't take more than a couple minutes." --- Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/77111212 <cite>Distant_Rainbow posted [p:933590141] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>"Oh, well, boring days happen, kids. By the way, mind stepping aside? I have to lock up and chain the cabinet now, I left something important and dangerous in there yesterday. Would be a shame if some weird alien thing got a hold of it and blew up the house, right? Thank goodness nobody's in there with them. You can play your interesting standing game once Daddy's finished with it. Won't take more than a couple minutes." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 01/28/20 7:21:06 AM #30:	UnfairRepresent posted... The kids are claiming there are no aliens If his scenario, they are telling the truth. Or they are still lying... Depending on what they meant by aliens... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:933590462] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>The kids are claiming there are no aliens</quote> If his scenario, they are telling the truth. Or they are still lying... Depending on what they meant by aliens...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/29/20 5:27:35 PM #31:	LinkPizza posted... If his scenario, they are telling the truth. how would you know? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933657924] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote> If his scenario, they are telling the truth. </quote> how would you know?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 01/29/20 6:01:04 PM #32:	UnfairRepresent posted... how would you know? Either a real alien from outer space, or a real alien from the UK... Both can be aliens... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:933659341] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote> how would you know?</quote> Either a real alien from outer space, or a real alien from the UK... Both can be aliens...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
garan 01/29/20 6:04:00 PM #33:	"Kids, Harry Potter isn't an alien & it isn't nice to keep someone locked up under the stairs. Let him out & we can all watch him talk to snakes at the zoo." <cite>garan posted [p:933659466] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>"Kids, Harry Potter isn't an alien & it isn't nice to keep someone locked up under the stairs. Let him out & we can all watch him talk to snakes at the zoo."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/31/20 7:14:12 PM #34:	LinkPizza posted... Either a real alien from outer space, or a real alien from the UK... Both can be aliens... but without checking how do you know? Also they deny the aliens so "telling the truth " means there are none --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933754311] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote> Either a real alien from outer space, or a real alien from the UK... Both can be aliens...</quote> but without checking how do you know? Also they deny the aliens so "telling the truth " means there are none</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 01/31/20 7:47:32 PM #35:	UnfairRepresent posted... but without checking how do you know? Also they deny the aliens so "telling the truth " means there are none They either have an alien from outer space, or Wesley (an alien from the UK) in the closet in that other scenario. In that case, they would have one alien, but they wouldn't have the other alien. So, if they said they wasn't an alien in the closet, they may mean alien from outer space. Which is true. But there is Wesley, an alien from the UK. Or, vice versa... Or whatever... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:933755761] in Scenario: ... [t:78357922]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>but without checking how do you know? Also they deny the aliens so "telling the truth " means there are none</quote> They either have an alien from outer space, or Wesley (an alien from the UK) in the closet in that other scenario. In that case, they would have one alien, but they wouldn't have the other alien. So, if they said they wasn't an alien in the closet, they may mean alien from outer space. Which is true. But there is Wesley, an alien from the UK. Or, vice versa... Or whatever...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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