Current Events > Car provokes rhino forgetting that rhinos are basically natures biological tanks

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PBusted
01/25/20 3:12:47 PM
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The Popo
01/25/20 3:19:19 PM
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Really impressive that its neck muscles are strong enough to lift a car with ease

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Bad_Mojo
01/25/20 3:20:02 PM
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spudger
01/25/20 3:21:11 PM
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those ostriches on the side like: "Daaaaaaaaamn!"
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MabusIncarnate
01/25/20 3:22:53 PM
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Holy shit, I thought it was gonna be a one and done but he threw that car around like a ragdoll. Rhinos are generally not all that aggressive either, unless provoked or intimidated. You saw the initial reaction was to run away and avoid conflict, but then comes McDipshit trying to chase down a fleeing monster in his little striped car.

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Weezy_Tha_Don
01/25/20 3:23:57 PM
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lol what an idiot

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AsucaHayashi
01/25/20 3:24:45 PM
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radical rhino
01/25/20 3:25:16 PM
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Nice

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CableZL
01/25/20 3:29:00 PM
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Killmonger
01/25/20 3:32:08 PM
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Apparently, the person in the car was the zookeeper and they managed to escape.
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viewmaster_pi
01/25/20 3:37:25 PM
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Killmonger posted...
Apparently, the person in the car was the zookeeper and they managed to escape.
Yeah, looked like they were just trying to corral it, dunno why people always immediately assume it must be someone trying to provoke it for fun.

I mean who the fuck would have a zebra painted car

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Prismsblade
01/25/20 3:37:51 PM
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Good thing every animal left now this large and strong all evolved into herbivores for whatever reason.....

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Abiz_
01/25/20 3:39:22 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_oxZf1u5-I

This led me down a rabbit whole. Teenage Elephant kicks Buffalo in the head. I didn't know Elephants were jerks. D:
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RebelElite791
01/25/20 3:46:44 PM
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Prismsblade posted...
Good thing every animal left now this large and strong all evolved into herbivores for whatever reason.....
Now? Largest and strongest animals have pretty much always been herbivores.

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Lordofkhyber
01/25/20 3:56:18 PM
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Cars don't provoke rhinos.
people in cars provoke rhinos.

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The Popo
01/25/20 4:36:01 PM
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Abiz_ posted...
I didn't know Elephants were jerks

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z834x4Qk_pM

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PBusted
01/26/20 7:20:43 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
Yeah, looked like they were just trying to corral it, dunno why people always immediately assume it must be someone trying to provoke it for fun.

I mean who the fuck would have a zebra painted car
Yeah I figured that out later. Still crazy though.

The Popo posted...
Really impressive that its neck muscles are strong enough to lift a car with ease

Imagine a survival horror game where feral herbivores are monsters
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DeadBankerDream
01/26/20 8:44:14 PM
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I was completely reminded of the scene where the T-rex breaks out of the enclosure and trashes the car while watching that.
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Gamerguymass
01/26/20 8:51:50 PM
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The Popo posted...
Really impressive that its neck muscles are strong enough to lift a car with ease

I mean to be fair the rhino is bigger then the car.

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DrizztLink
01/26/20 8:54:47 PM
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Abiz_ posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_oxZf1u5-I

This led me down a rabbit whole. Teenage Elephant kicks Buffalo in the head. I didn't know Elephants were jerks. D:
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skermac
01/26/20 8:57:46 PM
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Love that rhino!

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PBusted
01/27/20 5:46:04 PM
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Spooking posted...
Dino Crisis is probably the closest we'll get.
Fuck yeah Dino Crisis! Resident Evil Outbreak had some too. I wish Capcom could bring back some of their earlier creativity like theyve been doing recently.
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kingdrake2
01/27/20 5:59:10 PM
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Lordofkhyber posted...
people in cars provoke rhinos.


it wasn't the first time humans antagonized another animal
that one time. the lion showed it's business end of the paw when it got fucked with too many times by people trying to put head outside the car window.
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Zack_Attackv1
01/27/20 6:00:53 PM
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DevsBro
01/27/20 6:13:23 PM
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Spooking posted...
Dino Crisis is probably the closest we'll get.
We need a spinoff called Rhino Crisis. Now.

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BowserWowser
01/27/20 6:20:51 PM
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it pisses me off that we humans are so weak that we can't deal with these kinds of animals with our strength alone.

like relying on a weapon just to hurt this animal just pisses me off, like what if i'm minding my own business and then this fucking wild animal just comes out of nowhere and threatens my livelihood? god, i wish i had enough strength to be able to kill the bastard in one punch

fuck wild animals

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DevsBro
01/27/20 6:23:01 PM
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BowserWowser posted...
like relying on a weapon just to hurt this animal just pisses me off, like what if i'm minding my own business and then this f***ing wild animal just comes out of nowhere and threatens my livelihood?
And what if it has a machete? Or a tank?!

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evil_zombie11
01/27/20 6:23:07 PM
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BowserWowser posted...
it pisses me off that we humans are so weak that we can't deal with these kinds of animals with our strength alone.

like relying on a weapon just to hurt this animal just pisses me off, like what if i'm minding my own business and then this fucking wild animal just comes out of nowhere and threatens my livelihood? god, i wish i had enough strength to be able to kill the bastard in one punch

fuck wild animals

ya gotta use that biologically superior brain and dodge, dive, dip, duck and dodge.

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PBusted
01/27/20 6:25:48 PM
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BowserWowser posted...
it pisses me off that we humans are so weak that we can't deal with these kinds of animals with our strength alone.

like relying on a weapon just to hurt this animal just pisses me off, like what if i'm minding my own business and then this fucking wild animal just comes out of nowhere and threatens my livelihood? god, i wish i had enough strength to be able to kill the bastard in one punch

fuck wild animals

Yeah, I was watching eight legged freaks the other day. Imagine if there was an equal amount of spiders as there usually is in a swarm but each individual spider can easily take out multiple unarmed humans. Makes you shiver.
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