Current Events > Hypothetical: Every man on Earth now has a tiny penis.

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UnfairRepresent 01/26/20 2:04:52 PM #1:	A French genius scientist/misanthrope is frustrated after being bullied and mocked his entire life for having a tiny wadoodoo And as a result he eventually snaps, having an "if everyone is super no one will be" moment, creating a device that engulfs the world, making every man's dick shrink to be smaller than his. This effect will continue on future generations too, its permanent. https://i.imgur.com/WU8H7YR.jpg How would you react? How do you think planet Earth would react on the whole? Literally every man is affected. except the scientist I guess. I think it would have far reaching consequences on society, laws, psychology, war etc. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933509876] in Hypothetic... [t:78361603]...</cite> <quote>A French genius scientist/misanthrope is frustrated after being bullied and mocked his entire life for having a tiny wadoodoo And as a result he eventually snaps, having an "if everyone is super no one will be" moment, creating a device that engulfs the world, making every man's dick shrink to be smaller than his. This effect will continue on future generations too, its permanent. https://i.imgur.com/WU8H7YR.jpg How would you react? How do you think planet Earth would react on the whole? Literally every man is affected. except the scientist I guess. I think it would have far reaching consequences on society, laws, psychology, war etc.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 01/26/20 2:06:35 PM #2:	How tiny are we talking exactly? And I think people would be upset but if everyone basically had the same dick size you might have some disappointed women and gay men who enjoy above average dicks but people would eventually get over it I'd think. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:933509951] in Hypothetic... [t:78361603]...</cite> <quote>How tiny are we talking exactly? And I think people would be upset but if everyone basically had the same dick size you might have some disappointed women and gay men who enjoy above average dicks but people would eventually get over it I'd think. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MachineJaipur 01/26/20 2:06:59 PM #3:	I feel like if it was proven we were all packing like two inchers then we'd all collectively quit giving a fuck. But if it happened and nobody wanted to talk about it and act like nothing happened then I could see Wars being fought <cite>MachineJaipur posted [p:933509973] in Hypothetic... [t:78361603]...</cite> <quote>I feel like if it was proven we were all packing like two inchers then we'd all collectively quit giving a fuck. But if it happened and nobody wanted to talk about it and act like nothing happened then I could see Wars being fought </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ultima Dragon 01/26/20 2:10:06 PM #4:	Not really related to the topic, but it still blows my mind that gorillas are only packing an inch down there despite their massive size. --- "We know things can move faster than the speed of light because liberal tears are on the ground before something offensive even happens" - Coffeebeanz <cite>Ultima Dragon posted [p:933510060] in Hypothetic... [t:78361603]...</cite> <quote>Not really related to the topic, but it still blows my mind that gorillas are only packing an inch down there despite their massive size. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/26/20 2:11:12 PM #5:	MuayThai85 posted... How tiny are we talking exactly? I dunno Fat guys' index finger? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933510104] in Hypothetic... [t:78361603]...</cite> <quote>MuayThai85 posted...</cite> <quote>How tiny are we talking exactly? </quote> I dunno Fat guys' index finger?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 01/26/20 2:13:01 PM #6:	"Fat guys' index finger" isn't a unit of measurement. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:933510158] in Hypothetic... [t:78361603]...</cite> <quote>"Fat guys' index finger" isn't a unit of measurement. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/26/20 2:15:35 PM #7:	MuayThai85 posted... "Fat guys' index finger" isn't a unit of measurement. Who pissed in your cereal this morning? I dunno, a few inches? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933510236] in Hypothetic... [t:78361603]...</cite> <quote>MuayThai85 posted...</cite> <quote>"Fat guys' index finger" isn't a unit of measurement. </quote> Who pissed in your cereal this morning? I dunno, a few inches?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 01/26/20 2:17:37 PM #8:	Its from all that baby mutilation. Its weird you make these topics yet troll the circumcission topics. --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:933510313] in Hypothetic... [t:78361603]...</cite> <quote>Its from all that baby mutilation. Its weird you make these topics yet troll the circumcission topics. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 01/26/20 2:19:35 PM #9:	UnfairRepresent posted... Who pissed in your cereal this morning? I dunno, a few inches? It's 3:20AM, I haven't had my cereal yet. I just enjoy trying to be a contrarian like you. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:933510379] in Hypothetic... [t:78361603]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Who pissed in your cereal this morning? I dunno, a few inches?</quote> It's 3:20AM, I haven't had my cereal yet. I just enjoy trying to be a contrarian like you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/26/20 2:21:30 PM #10:	Lairen posted... Its from all that baby mutilation. Its weird you make these topics yet troll the circumcission topics. "please leave babies genitals alone" "omg ur troll!" erm.. want to try a 2nd draft? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933510443] in Hypothetic... [t:78361603]...</cite> <quote>Lairen posted...</cite> <quote>Its from all that baby mutilation. Its weird you make these topics yet troll the circumcission topics. </quote> "please leave babies genitals alone" "omg ur troll!" erm.. want to try a 2nd draft?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evening_Dragon 01/26/20 2:22:03 PM #11:	We'd most certainly find a way to reverse the process. I'd rather be dead than a bad partner. --- "A guy talking into the camera about politics? My favorite." - Phantom_Nook Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide <cite>Evening_Dragon posted [p:933510467] in Hypothetic... [t:78361603]...</cite> <quote>We'd most certainly find a way to reverse the process. I'd rather be dead than a bad partner. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 01/26/20 2:22:57 PM #12:	UnfairRepresent posted... "please leave babies genitals alone" "omg ur troll!" erm.. want to try a 2nd draft? You shouldnt have legal rights but what if everyones penis were small? --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:933510495] in Hypothetic... [t:78361603]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>"please leave babies genitals alone" "omg ur troll!" erm.. want to try a 2nd draft?</quote> You shouldnt have legal rights but what if everyones penis were small? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 01/26/20 2:23:22 PM #13:	Evening_Dragon posted... We'd most certainly find a way to reverse the process. I'd rather be dead than a bad partner. 2 inches is enough to hit the g-spot apparently. Plus you just need to get good using your fingers and tongue. Plus toys would be an option. I would definitely invest a LOT of money into the sex toy industry if this scenario ever happened. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:933510510] in Hypothetic... [t:78361603]...</cite> <quote>Evening_Dragon posted... </cite> <quote>We'd most certainly find a way to reverse the process. I'd rather be dead than a bad partner.</quote> 2 inches is enough to hit the g-spot apparently. Plus you just need to get good using your fingers and tongue. Plus toys would be an option. I would definitely invest a LOT of money into the sex toy industry if this scenario ever happened. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/26/20 2:29:42 PM #14:	Lairen posted... You shouldnt have legal rights but what if everyones penis were small? no one should have the "legal right" to cut up babies dicks because they think it looks sexier I shouldn't even have to explain that, it's so obvious --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933510748] in Hypothetic... [t:78361603]...</cite> <quote>Lairen posted...</cite> <quote> You shouldnt have legal rights but what if everyones penis were small? </quote> no one should have the "legal right" to cut up babies dicks because they think it looks sexier I shouldn't even have to explain that, it's so obvious</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evening_Dragon 01/26/20 2:31:43 PM #15:	MuayThai85 posted... 2 inches is enough to hit the g-spot apparently. Plus you just need to get good using your fingers and tongue. Plus toys would be an option. I would definitely invest a LOT of money into the sex toy industry if this scenario ever happened. None of this involves pounding a cervix into submission. --- "A guy talking into the camera about politics? My favorite." - Phantom_Nook Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide <cite>Evening_Dragon posted [p:933510821] in Hypothetic... [t:78361603]...</cite> <quote>MuayThai85 posted... </cite> <quote>2 inches is enough to hit the g-spot apparently. Plus you just need to get good using your fingers and tongue. Plus toys would be an option. I would definitely invest a LOT of money into the sex toy industry if this scenario ever happened.</quote> None of this involves pounding a cervix into submission. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 01/26/20 2:33:11 PM #16:	UnfairRepresent posted... no one should have the "legal right" to cut up babies dicks because they think it looks sexier I shouldn't even have to explain that, it's so obvious We voted on this and your just some random on a message board pondering all men having their penis small. Everyone should have their voted on rights and before you compare it to slavery some more, get your protest group out their and do some protesting to legally change it, as it will never happen but still, just so its not one person crying about baby penises that thinks saying his vocab word, mutilation, is helping in the slightest. Hypothetical: What if people cared about Unfairs opinions? --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:933510893] in Hypothetic... [t:78361603]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>no one should have the "legal right" to cut up babies dicks because they think it looks sexier I shouldn't even have to explain that, it's so obvious</quote> We voted on this and your just some random on a message board pondering all men having their penis small. Everyone should have their voted on rights and before you compare it to slavery some more, get your protest group out their and do some protesting to legally change it, as it will never happen but still, just so its not one person crying about baby penises that thinks saying his vocab word, mutilation, is helping in the slightest. Hypothetical: What if people cared about Unfairs opinions? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/26/20 2:35:35 PM #17:	I like how instantly destroyed your own point "well it's legal and yeah legalty is not an argument and has nothing to do with whether something should occur but you talking about it (even though I brought it up) wont change it!" Dude what do you think made the laws change in the past? People like me talking about it while people like you stammer and scream that we stop --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933511007] in Hypothetic... [t:78361603]...</cite> <quote>I like how instantly destroyed your own point "well it's legal and yeah legalty is not an argument and has nothing to do with whether something should occur but you talking about it (even though I brought it up) wont change it!" Dude what do you think made the laws change in the past? People like me talking about it while people like you stammer and scream that we stop</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evening_Dragon 01/26/20 2:36:57 PM #18:	UnfairRepresent posted... I like how instantly destroyed your own point "well it's legal and yeah legalty is not an argument and has nothing to do with whether something should occur but you talking about it (even though I brought it up) wont change it!" Dude what do you think made the laws change in the past? People like me talking about it while people like you stammer and scream that we stop Couldn't you have just made your own topic instead of ruining the Smalldick Campaign? I was about to roll for stats. --- "A guy talking into the camera about politics? My favorite." - Phantom_Nook Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide <cite>Evening_Dragon posted [p:933511062] in Hypothetic... [t:78361603]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>I like how instantly destroyed your own point "well it's legal and yeah legalty is not an argument and has nothing to do with whether something should occur but you talking about it (even though I brought it up) wont change it!" Dude what do you think made the laws change in the past? People like me talking about it while people like you stammer and scream that we stop</quote> Couldn't you have just made your own topic instead of ruining the Smalldick Campaign? I was about to roll for stats. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 01/26/20 2:37:05 PM #19:	UnfairRepresent posted... I like how instantly destroyed your own point "well it's legal and yeah legalty is not an argument and has nothing to do with whether something should occur but you talking about it (even though I brought it up) wont change it!" Dude what do you think made the laws change in the past? People like me talking about it while people like you stammer and scream that we stop People protesting, not a literal single person on a video game message board. You comparing yourself to any actual change is honestly hilarious. --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:933511072] in Hypothetic... [t:78361603]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>I like how instantly destroyed your own point "well it's legal and yeah legalty is not an argument and has nothing to do with whether something should occur but you talking about it (even though I brought it up) wont change it!" Dude what do you think made the laws change in the past? People like me talking about it while people like you stammer and scream that we stop</quote> People protesting, not a literal single person on a video game message board. You comparing yourself to any actual change is honestly hilarious. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/26/20 2:40:27 PM #20:	Evening_Dragon posted... Couldn't you have just made your own topic instead of ruining the Smalldick Campaign? I was about to roll for stats. I'm not the one who brought it up then immediately ran away --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933511209] in Hypothetic... [t:78361603]...</cite> <quote>Evening_Dragon posted...</cite> <quote> Couldn't you have just made your own topic instead of ruining the Smalldick Campaign? I was about to roll for stats. </quote> I'm not the one who brought it up then immediately ran away</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 01/26/20 2:42:39 PM #21:	UnfairRepresent posted... I'm not the one who brought it up then immediately ran away Lol, you for real? Post literally before this. Youre not even trying. --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:933511299] in Hypothetic... [t:78361603]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>I'm not the one who brought it up then immediately ran away</quote> Lol, you for real? Post literally before this. Youre not even trying. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
closetjpopfan 01/27/20 4:55:44 PM #22:	Hahahahahahahahahahaha You gotta admit UR comes up with hilarious ideas sometimes when you think about it. <cite>closetjpopfan posted [p:933565672] in Hypothetic... [t:78361603]...</cite> <quote>Hahahahahahahahahahaha You gotta admit UR comes up with hilarious ideas sometimes when you think about it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/29/20 5:31:17 PM #23:	closetjpopfan posted... Hahahahahahahahahahaha You gotta admit UR comes up with hilarious ideas sometimes when you think about it. I'm a very interesting person --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933658070] in Hypothetic... [t:78361603]...</cite> <quote>closetjpopfan posted...</cite> <quote>Hahahahahahahahahahaha You gotta admit UR comes up with hilarious ideas sometimes when you think about it. </quote> I'm a very interesting person</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 01/29/20 5:32:29 PM #24:	This is essentially the plot to ~~Black Dynamite~~, give or take Richard Nixon. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:933658128] in Hypothetic... [t:78361603]...</cite> <quote>This is essentially the plot to Black Dynamite, give or take Richard Nixon. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
philsov 01/29/20 5:36:18 PM #25:	sex toy sales skyrocket to replace the immediate need We'd get used to it in time and then chalk up The Before Time as a myth. --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. <cite>philsov posted [p:933658272] in Hypothetic... [t:78361603]...</cite> <quote>sex toy sales skyrocket to replace the immediate need We'd get used to it in time and then chalk up The Before Time as a myth.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/31/20 7:13:25 PM #26:	philsov posted... sex toy sales skyrocket to replace the immediate need We'd get used to it in time and then chalk up The Before Time as a myth. I think more stuff than that would happen --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933754273] in Hypothetic... [t:78361603]...</cite> <quote>philsov posted...</cite> <quote>sex toy sales skyrocket to replace the immediate need We'd get used to it in time and then chalk up The Before Time as a myth.</quote> I think more stuff than that would happen</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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