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Duncanwii
01/31/20 3:53:15 PM
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Like not completely but there was halfway penetration and awkwardness so I think it counts.

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J03can
01/31/20 3:53:47 PM
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In this topic

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DarkChozoGhost
01/31/20 3:53:51 PM
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Get some viagra

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Blue_Inigo
01/31/20 3:54:30 PM
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Jesus Christ

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cmiller4642
01/31/20 3:54:45 PM
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run out of lube on the bottom half of your palm?
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DrizztLink
01/31/20 3:55:56 PM
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Jiek_Fafn
01/31/20 3:56:16 PM
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Keep going, man! You're almost flexible enough to do it. Just a little more!

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darkphoenix181
01/31/20 3:57:17 PM
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Guessing this be locked like the n word topic.

What is this, the who can make the weirdest topic hour?
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Solid Snake07
01/31/20 3:57:37 PM
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So ......what

You tried and failed to shove your flaccid junk into some poor girl?

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Lordgold666
01/31/20 3:57:42 PM
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Did anybody climax?

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JimCarrysToe
01/31/20 4:02:15 PM
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So you got half your dick up your butt?

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Touch
01/31/20 4:03:05 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Half of the Duncanwee
Only DuncanWi

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Notti
01/31/20 4:04:39 PM
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thanosibe
01/31/20 4:04:56 PM
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Ps2Twilight
01/31/20 4:05:41 PM
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Umbreon
01/31/20 4:06:28 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
there was halfway penetration and awkwardness


Sure sounds like a first time for me. Grats buddy.


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AirFresh
01/31/20 4:09:28 PM
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Pffft

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MrKapowski
01/31/20 4:09:40 PM
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RaulJenkins
01/31/20 4:10:19 PM
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too little information i'm afraid.

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Bass_X0
01/31/20 4:10:49 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Jesus Christ

I dont think he had sex with him.

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Touch
01/31/20 4:13:48 PM
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thanosibe posted...
Lol

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Mistere Man
01/31/20 4:15:54 PM
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thanosibe posted...


Touch posted...
Lol

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a-c-a-b
01/31/20 4:18:39 PM
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Which Pokemon were you thinking of when you sorta, kinda halfway put it in?
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TheLastHero
01/31/20 4:21:51 PM
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It didn't happen
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Notti
01/31/20 4:24:48 PM
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Mistere Man
01/31/20 4:38:33 PM
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A couple questions.

1- was it consensual?

2- there were alive/human right?

Not doubting just checking before I congratulate something I possibly shouldnt.

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Duncanwii
01/31/20 4:41:07 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
A couple questions.

1- was it consensual?

2- there were alive/human right?

Not doubting just checking before I congratulate something I shouldnt.
Yeah she consented. And ew no she wasnt dead, what do you take me for?

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kingdrake2
01/31/20 4:43:46 PM
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cried wolf too many times. can't be believed that easily :(.
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Keith_Valentine
01/31/20 4:44:20 PM
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What a topic. Tc is the epitome of a CEman.
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Mistere Man
01/31/20 4:44:57 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Yeah she consented. And ew no she wasnt dead, what do you take me for?
Hey sorry I just have known some strange people in my life. I am super happy for you and for real congratulation!

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KogaSteelfang
01/31/20 4:47:05 PM
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Congrats dude.

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Duncanwii
01/31/20 4:58:30 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
Congrats dude.
Thanks ^_^

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PatrickMahomes
01/31/20 5:20:58 PM
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>TFW she tells you to stop teasing when you already balls deep

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Evening_Dragon
01/31/20 5:21:30 PM
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TC is the method actor who cannot stop acting.

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Duncanwii
01/31/20 5:23:11 PM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
TC is the method actor who cannot stop acting.
Tell me this. If I were lying why in God's name would I tell people I only got in part way and that was it? It doesnt make sense.

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Evening_Dragon
01/31/20 5:25:36 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Tell me this. If I were lying why in God's name would I tell people I only got in part way and that was it? It doesnt make sense.

Because that's far more convincing an act.

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Lost_All_Senses
01/31/20 5:28:11 PM
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thanosibe posted...

I laughed all the way through texting this to 2 people

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Zodd3224
01/31/20 5:29:15 PM
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Sorta kinda sex is better than no sex I suppose

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MabusIncarnate
01/31/20 8:28:51 PM
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Congrats on losing your V card Duncan!

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TheLastHero
01/31/20 8:31:05 PM
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Duncanwii posted...

Tell me this. If I were lying why in God's name would I tell people I only got in part way and that was it? It doesnt make sense.


Because you're desperate to convince people that this girl is even slightly interested in you on a sexual level
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Jx1010
01/31/20 8:32:04 PM
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She doesnt have flu like symptoms?
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AlienLanes
01/31/20 8:33:37 PM
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Grim.
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spikethedevil
01/31/20 8:36:03 PM
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So what half way then you blew or half way and you went soft?

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Duncanwii
01/31/20 8:37:20 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
So what half way then you blew or half way and you went soft?
2.

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JTilly
01/31/20 8:40:12 PM
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What are you going to do get a full erection next time dunc

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