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blablablax17
02/07/20 6:20:38 PM
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My boss wants me to work a different shift next week.
His a dick for even asking me and I don't want to do it.
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Irony
02/07/20 6:21:34 PM
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Dog is lethargic

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BlockAddition
02/07/20 6:22:11 PM
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Take this job and shove it
I don't work here no more

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YellowMustard69
02/07/20 6:22:59 PM
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Just say you can't work it. You have no obligation to share personal details about your outside life with your boss.
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Turbam
02/07/20 6:23:22 PM
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Suck it up and get to work!!!!!!!
For real tho, just call in with diarrhea. Diarrhea is the perfect excuse to get out of anything because it only lasts for a day, makes you worthless for that day, and you don't have to prove it.

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blablablax17
02/07/20 6:25:42 PM
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Turbam posted...
Suck it up and get to work!!!!!!!
For real tho, just call in with diarrhea. Diarrhea is the perfect excuse to get out of anything because it only lasts for a day, makes you worthless for that day, and you don't have to prove it.


He wants me to work the whole week on a different shift.
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brestugo
02/07/20 6:26:08 PM
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Diarrhea
Bad Shellfish
Heavy period
Testicular torsion
Pink eye
Car trouble

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Colorahdo
02/07/20 6:28:33 PM
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If you make a habit of not saying why you aren't coming in, they won't ask, in my experience

The furthest I've ever gone with my boss is "sick day" or "sorry can't make that date"

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karlpilkington4
02/07/20 6:29:14 PM
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PMS

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Turbam
02/07/20 6:45:14 PM
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blablablax17 posted...
He wants me to work the whole week on a different shift.
Oh, well just ask him why and see if you can switch
Tbf, if you have open availability then he is 100% in the clear.

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PatrickMahomes
02/07/20 6:46:35 PM
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Say you have another job at that time and a raise would go a long way to not needing that second job, thus making me available for other shifts.

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