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Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/17/20 12:09:05 PM
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Yes.

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IloveJesus
02/17/20 12:09:29 PM
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She can't be anywhere near perfect then.

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Turbam
02/17/20 12:09:33 PM
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A pure big tittiy virgin goth gf?!?!

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Lost_All_Senses
02/17/20 12:12:56 PM
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She has the perfect reason tho

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Duncanwii
02/17/20 12:14:27 PM
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My gf was a virgin up until like 7 weeks ago.

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CommunismFTW
02/17/20 12:30:01 PM
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Turbam posted...
A pure big tittiy virgin goth gf?!?!


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theAteam
02/17/20 12:31:55 PM
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My gf was 26 when I met her and never had a serious bf before me. It's kind of amazing how good she is at being in a relationship. It took me 3 failed relationships to learn the lessons I needed to in order to keep something sustainable.

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IfGodCouldDie
02/17/20 12:38:35 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
My gf was a virgin up until like 7 weeks ago.
Did she let you watch when she lost her virginity?

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MrNintendo1213
02/17/20 12:41:13 PM
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So, just perfect? Please. Where is she? I'll cut off my arm to find her.

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Lost_All_Senses
02/17/20 12:47:02 PM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
Did she let you watch when she lost her virginity?

I can't wait til my girl let's me watch her lose her virginity. We're waiting until marriage for that tho.

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Alpha218
02/17/20 1:00:28 PM
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What a coincidence, I'm also 28 and have never had a boyfriend

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garan
02/17/20 2:48:33 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
She has the perfect reason tho
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
02/17/20 2:49:14 PM
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How many girlfriends tho
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Infost
02/17/20 2:51:21 PM
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So the perfect girl?

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StickFigures720
02/19/20 10:21:39 PM
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Is there any explanation for that? What's the catch?

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Umbreon
02/19/20 10:26:48 PM
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Sure. The perfect opportunity to truly wow her.

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JoeDangIt
02/19/20 10:45:52 PM
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She sounds almost as withdrawn as I am, no way either of us would make a move.
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jkiteym
02/19/20 10:50:31 PM
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She's probably very independent
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Looked gf
02/19/20 10:51:25 PM
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jkiteym
02/19/20 10:52:53 PM
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Looked gf posted...
Whats the downside?
Like I said, she's very independent.
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EverDownward
02/19/20 10:53:18 PM
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literally no downside

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Bestoffuture
02/19/20 10:55:34 PM
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A little unusual, but not weird.

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ThanksUglyGod
02/19/20 11:08:24 PM
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28?! Gross.
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DarkChozoGhost
02/19/20 11:35:06 PM
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Alpha218 posted...
What a coincidence, I'm also 28 and have never had a boyfriend
I too am 28 and have never had a boyfriend

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Alpha218
02/20/20 8:44:46 AM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
I too am 28 and have never had a boyfriend
unfortunately, I turned 29 the day after I made that comment

the things I know I have in common with this mystery girl have been slashed in half!

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Joelypoely
02/20/20 9:01:08 AM
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EverDownward posted...
literally no downside

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Lorenzo_2003
02/20/20 9:43:35 AM
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She is 28 and never had a boyfriend?

Lol, so she must either be a lesbian, the female version of the Hunchback of Notre Dame or was raised by wolves.

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IShall_Run_Amok
02/20/20 9:47:55 AM
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Lorenzo_2003 posted...
She is 28 and never had a boyfriend?

Lol, so she must either be a lesbian, the female version of the Hunchback of Notre Dame or was raised by wolves.
I'll take it.

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Unite
02/20/20 9:51:27 AM
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Thats good thing meaning she hasnt experienced a chad yet.
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LinkPizza
02/21/20 11:26:04 PM
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IloveJesus posted...
She can't be anywhere near perfect then.

Why not?
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DarthAragorn
02/21/20 11:26:48 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
IloveJesus posted...
She can't be anywhere near perfect then.

Why not?

Because

Lorenzo_2003 posted...
She is 28 and never had a boyfriend?

Lol, so she must either be a lesbian, the female version of the Hunchback of Notre Dame or was raised by wolves.
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ImNotAnIdiot
02/21/20 11:27:42 PM
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coh
02/21/20 11:28:30 PM
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That's even better though. Every man wants to be a girl's first
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LinkPizza
02/21/20 11:28:54 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
Because

Or just hasn't had a boyfriend. Doesn't mean she hasn't been sought after, or hasn't had sex. I have sex plenty of times before actually dating. And I didn't really have a full and serious relationship until in my 20s...
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LinkPizza
02/21/20 11:30:40 PM
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coh posted...
That's even better though. Every man wants to be a girl's first

The only real benefit is if you date them, you can kind of mold them sexually. Other than that, virgins aren't the best in bed... if you're talking about virginity, that is. If you talking about dating, I still wouldn't really want to be the first. But I could do it...
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dave_is_slick
02/21/20 11:52:12 PM
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So gender-flipped me. What's the downside?

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kayoticdreamz
02/22/20 12:50:06 AM
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ImNotAnIdiot posted...
https://i.imgur.com/kRnGQAQ.jpg
WTF is this real lol
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coh
02/22/20 12:53:12 AM
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ImNotAnIdiot posted...
https://i.imgur.com/kRnGQAQ.jpg
How's her ass?
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Mistere Man
02/22/20 12:54:46 AM
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Lorenzo_2003 posted...
She is 28 and never had a boyfriend?

Lol, so she must either be a lesbian, the female version of the Hunchback of Notre Dame or was raised by wolves.
God I loved the Boondocks killer kung fu wolf bitch! She was like my dream girl brought to life in cartoon form.

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