Poll of the Day > A helmet is just a bucket with a window

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Mead
02/24/20 6:13:26 PM
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Dont get ripped off and pay extra for a helmet

get a bucket and cut a window into it

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DirtBasedSoap
02/24/20 6:15:34 PM
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a penis is just a snake without eyes

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Greenfox111
02/24/20 6:16:32 PM
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Don't ask.
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HornedLion
02/24/20 6:17:39 PM
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Balls are just external ovaries.

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wolfy42
02/24/20 6:20:42 PM
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I think some married bloke named Henry invented it.

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SunWuKung420
02/24/20 6:22:45 PM
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Bad advice mead. You're going to get someone killed.

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TigerTycoon
02/24/20 6:24:14 PM
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Did you know the helmets they give you in the military can't stop anything except handgun bullets, which practically nobody is using in a comat situation?

They're mostly given out to make soldiers think they're safer then they really are.
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wolfy42
02/24/20 6:25:09 PM
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TigerTycoon posted...
Did you know the helmets they give you in the military can't stop anything except handgun bullets, which practically nobody is using in a comat situation?

They're mostly given out to make soldiers think they're safer then they really are.


I didn't get a helmet, maybe they were saying something??!!!

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darcandkharg31
02/24/20 6:26:06 PM
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Buttcheeks are just nippleless boobs.

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FrozenBananas
02/24/20 7:15:19 PM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ug8R_Udwp_0

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captpackrat
02/24/20 8:19:44 PM
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TigerTycoon posted...
Did you know the helmets they give you in the military can't stop anything except handgun bullets, which practically nobody is using in a comat situation?

They're mostly given out to make soldiers think they're safer then they really are.
The modern helmets sure seem a lot less useful than the old steel pots. At least those you could do stuff with them, like use them as an entrenching tool, hammer, bucket, seat, or cook pot.

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Revelation34
02/24/20 8:21:12 PM
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captpackrat posted...

The modern helmets sure seem a lot less useful than the old steel pots. At least those you could do stuff with them, like use them as an entrenching tool, hammer, bucket, seat, or cook pot.


Makeshift chamberpot.
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SunWuKung420
02/24/20 8:24:57 PM
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If you're going to spew, spew in this.



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dedbus
02/24/20 10:08:54 PM
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Sounds like an association with an image.
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