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KillerSlaw
03/02/20 11:11:04 AM
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*once a week

Meghan McCain
Whoopi Goldberg
Wendy Williams
Lizzo

Whoever you pick is the one you're stuck with. You have to do whatever they want sexually unless it would cause bodily harm to you. The requirement is met once they achieve orgasm. If you fail to satisfy them once a week they can sue you for all the money back.

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MacadamianNut3
03/02/20 11:12:16 AM
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KillerSlaw posted...
Wendy William's
Her what

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1NfamousACE_2
03/02/20 11:12:46 AM
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Can I have sex with Lizzo everyday?

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KillerSlaw
03/02/20 11:13:10 AM
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Can I have sex with Lizzo everyday?

If she wishes

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1NfamousACE_2
03/02/20 11:14:32 AM
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KillerSlaw posted...
If she wishes

What about what I want?

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gatorsPENSbucs
03/02/20 11:14:39 AM
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I dont know the first or the fourth but if either is a blonde then we might be able to talk.

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KillerSlaw
03/02/20 11:15:40 AM
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...
What about what I want?

You better hope you lay that pipe down well

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mach25687
03/02/20 11:17:06 AM
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Yes to all of them.

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KillerSlaw
03/02/20 11:17:30 AM
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McCain



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KillerSlaw
03/02/20 11:17:47 AM
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Lizzo



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tremain07
03/02/20 11:18:24 AM
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Ugh

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Kolibri X
03/02/20 11:21:02 AM
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KillerSlaw posted...
McCain


https://imgur.com/ksaa2xq
Mmmmm.

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gunplagirl
03/02/20 11:23:41 AM
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So what happens when they die?

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Wolf_J_Flywheel
03/02/20 11:23:57 AM
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McCain

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KillerSlaw
03/02/20 11:28:43 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
So what happens when they die?

You continue to get the 5k without having to have sex with them

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Nazanir
03/02/20 11:28:50 AM
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I could do McCain any day of the week, this is an easy yes.

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Wolf_J_Flywheel
03/02/20 2:40:09 PM
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KillerSlaw posted...
You continue to get the 5k without having to have sex with them
But what if we choose to?

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masterpug53
03/02/20 2:42:43 PM
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As long as whoever I pick is 100% down with the weird stuff, easy money.

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Bestoffuture
03/02/20 2:45:16 PM
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I could do worse than Meghan McCain.

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Blue_Inigo
03/02/20 2:46:19 PM
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Id fuck Lizzo for free

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Master_Bass
03/02/20 2:46:53 PM
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Out of that list, I'm fine with Lizzo.
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AsucaHayashi
03/02/20 2:48:40 PM
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Nazanir posted...
I could do McCain any day of the week, this is an easy yes.

that.

hell, i could probably get her to agree on weight loss an get an even better deal

edit: imagine saying no to this:
https://cdn1.thr.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/NFE_portrait/2011/10/meghan_mccain_a_p.jpg

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malenz
03/02/20 2:50:41 PM
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what's the downside?
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Malfunction
03/02/20 2:51:19 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Id fuck Lizzo for free

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