Poll of the Day > Coworker slacks me at 5:58am.

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Judgmenl 03/05/20 5:58:45 AM #1:	Today's going to be a long fucking day. --- You're a regular Jack Kerouac I'm a Senior Software Engineer. No I don't write TPS reports, this isn't Office Space. <cite>Judgmenl posted [p:935258131] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>Today's going to be a long fucking day. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 03/05/20 6:02:06 AM #2:	"slacks you"? --- Doctor Foxx posted... The demonizing of soy has a lot to do with xenophobic ideas. <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:935258203] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>"slacks you"?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
zebatov 03/05/20 6:04:55 AM #3:	Hes wearing slacks? --- C was right. <cite>zebatov posted [p:935258237] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>Hes wearing slacks? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Judgmenl 03/05/20 6:05:57 AM #4:	It's chat application guys. What year are you all living in? --- You're a regular Jack Kerouac I'm a Senior Software Engineer. No I don't write TPS reports, this isn't Office Space. <cite>Judgmenl posted [p:935258255] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>It's chat application guys. What year are you all living in? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 03/05/20 6:18:56 AM #5:	Judgmenl posted... What year are you all living in? 2028, when saying someone "slacks" you means you've given each other mutual hand jobs --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 Bluer than velvet was the night... Softer than satin was the light... From the stars... <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:935258437] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>Judgmenl posted... </cite> <quote>What year are you all living in?</quote>2028, when saying someone "slacks" you means you've given each other mutual hand jobs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dikitain 03/05/20 6:19:41 AM #6:	I use Slack all the time, and I never heard the term "Slacks me" when someone sends me an IM on there. --- I am a Contract Software Developer. What does that mean? I don't know, let me know if you figure it out. <cite>Dikitain posted [p:935258444] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>I use Slack all the time, and I never heard the term "Slacks me" when someone sends me an IM on there. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smoking_Hamster 03/05/20 6:32:17 AM #7:	What does slacks me mean? <cite>Smoking_Hamster posted [p:935258606] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>What does slacks me mean? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FinalFantasyVII 03/05/20 6:37:12 AM #8:	what is this Euro gibberish? <cite>FinalFantasyVII posted [p:935258674] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>what is this Euro gibberish? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Judgmenl 03/05/20 6:48:52 AM #9:	FinalFantasyVII posted... what is this Euro gibberish? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slack_(software) Why is this so hard to grasp? --- You're a regular Jack Kerouac I'm a Senior Software Engineer. No I don't write TPS reports, this isn't Office Space. <cite>Judgmenl posted [p:935258854] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>FinalFantasyVII posted... </cite> <quote>what is this Euro gibberish?</quote>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slack_(software) Why is this so hard to grasp? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpeeDLeemon 03/05/20 6:58:49 AM #10:	Nobody knows what the fuck Slack is, okay? <cite>SpeeDLeemon posted [p:935259033] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>Nobody knows what the fuck Slack is, okay? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 03/05/20 7:00:19 AM #11:	Far-Queue posted... 2028, when saying someone "slacks" you means you've given each other mutual hand jobs I can confirm this. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:935259060] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>Far-Queue posted... </cite> <quote>2028, when saying someone "slacks" you means you've given each other mutual hand jobs</quote>I can confirm this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
What_The_Chris 03/05/20 7:10:48 AM #12:	I thought you meant calling you out for slacking. Nobody knows what the fuck is Slack --- 2019 St. Louis Cardinals did alright <cite>What_The_Chris posted [p:935259246] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>I thought you meant calling you out for slacking. Nobody knows what the fuck is Slack </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ffmasterjose 03/05/20 7:10:50 AM #13:	Oh so they messaged you about work before you were even at work? Better nip that in the bud and tell them not to bother you about work when you're not even clocked in --- Submit your bracket for the GameFAQs Game of the Decade contest!: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/features/gotd_entry <cite>ffmasterjose posted [p:935259247] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>Oh so they messaged you about work before you were even at work? Better nip that in the bud and tell them not to bother you about work when you're not even clocked in </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dikitain 03/05/20 7:15:11 AM #14:	ffmasterjose posted... Oh so they messaged you about work before you were even at work? Better nip that in the bud and tell them not to bother you about work when you're not even clocked in If he is salaried (like I used to be), then that isn't an option. You are ALWAYS on the clock. That is the main reason I went to contract work. "Oh, you need me to do something after my normal hours are over? Better be ready to pay twice my already inflated hourly wage!" --- I am a Contract Software Developer. What does that mean? I don't know, let me know if you figure it out. <cite>Dikitain posted [p:935259322] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>ffmasterjose posted... </cite> <quote>Oh so they messaged you about work before you were even at work? Better nip that in the bud and tell them not to bother you about work when you're not even clocked in</quote>If he is salaried (like I used to be), then that isn't an option. You are ALWAYS on the clock. That is the main reason I went to contract work. "Oh, you need me to do something after my normal hours are over? Better be ready to pay twice my already inflated hourly wage!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Llamachama 03/05/20 9:11:51 AM #15:	Stay in school, kids. --- Strong people stand up for themselves. Stronger people stand up for others. https://imgur.com/AoImPRn <cite>Llamachama posted [p:935261903] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>Stay in school, kids. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strata2win 03/05/20 9:52:13 AM #16:	Oh no poor you. --- Mike Will Made It. <cite>Strata2win posted [p:935263101] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>Oh no poor you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SusanGreenEyes 03/05/20 10:25:01 AM #17:	Judgmenl posted... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slack_(software) Why is this so hard to grasp? Are you required to answer before you clock in, or can you mute the notifications? --- Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken. <cite>SusanGreenEyes posted [p:935264211] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>Judgmenl posted... </cite> <quote>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slack_(software) Why is this so hard to grasp?</quote>Are you required to answer before you clock in, or can you mute the notifications? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WhiskeyDisk 03/05/20 10:25:17 AM #18:	If only Slack had some sort of Do Not Disturb function one could activate. --- The SBA has closed for business, we thank you for your patronage Assassins. ~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap. <cite>WhiskeyDisk posted [p:935264224] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>If only Slack had some sort of Do Not Disturb function one could activate. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nichtcrawler X 03/05/20 11:40:32 AM #19:	Judgmenl posted... Why is this so hard to grasp? Since nobody uses it or has even heard of it? Between text messaging, e-mail, whatsapp, skype and discord, does one really need any more things that do the exact same thing? I know I do not. --- Official Teetotaller of PotD Dovie'andi se tovya sagain! <cite>Nichtcrawler X posted [p:935267214] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>Judgmenl posted... </cite> <quote>Why is this so hard to grasp?</quote> Since nobody uses it or has even heard of it? Between text messaging, e-mail, whatsapp, skype and discord, does one really need any more things that do the exact same thing? I know I do not. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alpha218 03/05/20 11:50:06 AM #20:	Nichtcrawler X posted... Since nobody uses it or has even heard of it? Between text messaging, e-mail, whatsapp, skype and discord, does one really need any more things that do the exact same thing? I know I do not. Slack is like the business equivalent to Discord. I know of it because my brother uses it. Its definitely something Ive heard of him using in all of his programming jobs. --- I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite user on the Citadel. Mario Maker 2 Maker ID: X6G-JGS-BFG; Dead by Daylight Discord: https://discord.gg/s6gDduM <cite>Alpha218 posted [p:935267584] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>Nichtcrawler X posted... </cite> <quote>Since nobody uses it or has even heard of it? Between text messaging, e-mail, whatsapp, skype and discord, does one really need any more things that do the exact same thing? I know I do not.</quote>Slack is like the business equivalent to Discord. I know of it because my brother uses it. Its definitely something Ive heard of him using in all of his programming jobs. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Judgmenl 03/05/20 11:52:58 AM #21:	Nichtcrawler X posted... Between text messaging, e-mail, whatsapp, skype and discord, does one really need any more things that do the exact same thing? I know I do not. Discord is literally is a rip off of Slack. SusanGreenEyes posted... Are you required to answer before you clock in, or can you mute the notifications? Nah, I just hate ignoring people. --- You're a regular Jack Kerouac I'm a Senior Software Engineer. No I don't write TPS reports, this isn't Office Space. <cite>Judgmenl posted [p:935267702] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>Nichtcrawler X posted... </cite> <quote>Between text messaging, e-mail, whatsapp, skype and discord, does one really need any more things that do the exact same thing? I know I do not.</quote>Discord is literally is a rip off of Slack. SusanGreenEyes posted... </cite> <quote>Are you required to answer before you clock in, or can you mute the notifications?</quote>Nah, I just hate ignoring people. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blighboy 03/05/20 12:35:45 PM #22:	I'm getting flashbacks to when Janway would make up terms and expect people to understand them --- I have no idea whether or not he's a racist, but apparently there are recordings of him using racial slurs so it's a distinct possibility. <cite>Blighboy posted [p:935269342] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>I'm getting flashbacks to when Janway would make up terms and expect people to understand them </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackScythe0 03/05/20 1:48:05 PM #23:	Judgmenl posted... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slack_(software) Why is this so hard to grasp? Because no one has even heard of it, your link doesn't even work lol <cite>BlackScythe0 posted [p:935272340] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>Judgmenl posted... </cite> <quote>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slack_(software) Why is this so hard to grasp?</quote>Because no one has even heard of it, your link doesn't even work lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 03/05/20 1:52:34 PM #24:	Blighboy posted... I'm getting flashbacks to when Janway would make up terms and expect people to understand them This is exactly the type of comment I'd expect from a WLSB --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 Bluer than velvet was the night... Softer than satin was the light... From the stars... <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:935272524] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>Blighboy posted... </cite> <quote>I'm getting flashbacks to when Janway would make up terms and expect people to understand them</quote>This is exactly the type of comment I'd expect from a WLSB </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krow_Incarnate 03/05/20 3:08:14 PM #25:	Dikitain posted... I use Slack all the time, and I never heard the term "Slacks me" when someone sends me an IM on there. We use it in the office, but I can't imagine hearing it outside of that environment lol --- Hail Hydra <cite>Krow_Incarnate posted [p:935275480] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>Dikitain posted... </cite> <quote>I use Slack all the time, and I never heard the term "Slacks me" when someone sends me an IM on there.</quote>We use it in the office, but I can't imagine hearing it outside of that environment lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 03/05/20 3:18:20 PM #26:	Smoking_Hamster posted... What does slacks me mean? op has awful social skills --- I'm thinkin' about starting a corporation. WHO'S WITH ME? <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:935275871] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>Smoking_Hamster posted... </cite> <quote>What does slacks me mean?</quote>op has awful social skills </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 03/05/20 3:18:27 PM #27:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQKxketbUDg --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:935275874] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQKxketbUDg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dedbus 03/05/20 9:50:54 PM #28:	Is slacking like docking where only one of you has the slack. <cite>dedbus posted [p:935292355] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>Is slacking like docking where only one of you has the slack. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 03/05/20 9:53:36 PM #29:	Slacking is dry humping while wearing pants but not underpants --- Lemonheads <cite>Mead posted [p:935292465] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>Slacking is dry humping while wearing pants but not underpants </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shadowbird_RH 03/05/20 10:11:17 PM #30:	BlackScythe0 posted... Because no one has even heard of it, your link doesn't even work lol Out of all the foolishness in this topic, this is the only one I'm literally laughing at. Can you not see that GameFAQs failed to include the close parentheses as part of the link? Never call out a person's failure when you haven't made sure that said failure isn't your own. That's about as basic as it gets! --- Fail, and we all face a tyrannical age of pizza the likes of which sentient life has never known. - Sun'barac, Xenoblade Chronicles X <cite>Shadowbird_RH posted [p:935293183] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>BlackScythe0 posted... </cite> <quote>Because no one has even heard of it, your link doesn't even work lol</quote>Out of all the foolishness in this topic, this is the only one I'm literally laughing at. Can you not see that GameFAQs failed to include the close parentheses as part of the link? Never call out a person's failure when you haven't made sure that said failure isn't your own. That's about as basic as it gets! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackScythe0 03/06/20 12:54:21 AM #31:	Shadowbird_RH posted... Out of all the foolishness in this topic, this is the only one I'm literally laughing at. Can you not see that GameFAQs failed to include the close parentheses as part of the link? Never call out a person's failure when you haven't made sure that said failure isn't your own. That's about as basic as it gets! Oh I'm sure anyone with a passing knowledge of the internet could figure out pretty quickly why it wasn't working. <cite>BlackScythe0 posted [p:935298860] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>Shadowbird_RH posted... </cite> <quote>Out of all the foolishness in this topic, this is the only one I'm literally laughing at. Can you not see that GameFAQs failed to include the close parentheses as part of the link? Never call out a person's failure when you haven't made sure that said failure isn't your own. That's about as basic as it gets!</quote>Oh I'm sure anyone with a passing knowledge of the internet could figure out pretty quickly why it wasn't working. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Game_Grumps 03/06/20 12:56:56 AM #32:	slack is more dead than irc --- consume prilosec <cite>Game_Grumps posted [p:935298929] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>slack is more dead than irc </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joemodda 03/06/20 1:03:29 AM #33:	My coworker who is like 60 years old or almost 60 refuses to install the app and uses the browser version instead --- The sin is not in being outmatched, but in failing to recognize it -Ancestor <cite>joemodda posted [p:935299109] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>My coworker who is like 60 years old or almost 60 refuses to install the app and uses the browser version instead </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jramirez23 03/06/20 1:08:45 AM #34:	What is the difference between Slack and Jabber? --- When life backs you up into a corner, come out swingin'! <cite>jramirez23 posted [p:935299258] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>What is the difference between Slack and Jabber? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackScythe0 03/06/20 1:09:05 AM #35:	jramirez23 posted... What is the difference between Slack and Jabber? Depends, what is Jabber? <cite>BlackScythe0 posted [p:935299268] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>jramirez23 posted... </cite> <quote>What is the difference between Slack and Jabber?</quote>Depends, what is Jabber? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dancer62 03/06/20 1:39:04 AM #36:	If someone slacked me, I'd slack them back, right upside the head. Bam! Make their stupid ears ring! --- If ballet was easy, it would be pointe-less <cite>dancer62 posted [p:935300024] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>If someone slacked me, I'd slack them back, right upside the head. Bam! Make their stupid ears ring! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 03/06/20 1:52:52 AM #37:	dancer62 posted... If someone slacked me, I'd slack them back, right upside the head. Bam! Make their stupid ears ring! Youre 100 years old. No you wouldnt. <cite>Cacciato posted [p:935300322] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>dancer62 posted... </cite> <quote>If someone slacked me, I'd slack them back, right upside the head. Bam! Make their stupid ears ring!</quote>Youre 100 years old. No you wouldnt. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krow_Incarnate 03/06/20 2:42:39 AM #38:	BlackScythe0 posted... Depends, what is Jabber? I used them both. Slack's notifications are a hell of a lot less annoying. I actually prefer Slack's interface as well. It's not as "bubbly". --- Hail Hydra <cite>Krow_Incarnate posted [p:935301239] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>BlackScythe0 posted... </cite> <quote>Depends, what is Jabber?</quote>I used them both. Slack's notifications are a hell of a lot less annoying. I actually prefer Slack's interface as well. It's not as "bubbly". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
zebatov 03/06/20 3:59:38 AM #39:	SpeeDLeemon posted... Nobody knows what the fuck Slack is, okay? --- C was right. <cite>zebatov posted [p:935302410] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>SpeeDLeemon posted... </cite> <quote>Nobody knows what the fuck Slack is, okay?</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FatalAccident 03/06/20 4:25:02 AM #40:	Slacks me? Lol --- walks away <cite>FatalAccident posted [p:935302734] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>Slacks me? Lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dancer62 03/06/20 5:52:03 AM #41:	Cacciato posted... Youre 100 years old. No you wouldnt. Only 73, haven't competed in a couple years but won a First and a Second place in a regional martial arts tournament in 2017, advanced empty hand, advanced weapon (Tiger's broadsword). 27 years to go before I'm 100. --- If ballet was easy, it would be pointe-less <cite>dancer62 posted [p:935303804] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>Cacciato posted... </cite> <quote>Youre 100 years old. No you wouldnt.</quote>Only 73, haven't competed in a couple years but won a First and a Second place in a regional martial arts tournament in 2017, advanced empty hand, advanced weapon (Tiger's broadsword). 27 years to go before I'm 100. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Judgmenl 03/06/20 8:02:07 AM #42:	joemodda posted... My coworker who is like 60 years old or almost 60 refuses to install the app and uses the browser version instead I use the browser version. Web Apps are disgusting. --- You're a regular Jack Kerouac I'm a Senior Software Engineer. No I don't write TPS reports, this isn't Office Space. <cite>Judgmenl posted [p:935305863] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>joemodda posted... </cite> <quote>My coworker who is like 60 years old or almost 60 refuses to install the app and uses the browser version instead</quote>I use the browser version. Web Apps are disgusting. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpeeDLeemon 03/06/20 11:41:25 AM #43:	no, youre disgusting <cite>SpeeDLeemon posted [p:935312383] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>no, youre disgusting </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joemodda 03/06/20 5:36:32 PM #44:	Is there a way to stop a channel from moving to the "draft" section of the sidebar? Annoying when I have to scroll up if I am typing something up after looking at another channel quickly --- The sin is not in being outmatched, but in failing to recognize it -Ancestor <cite>joemodda posted [p:935326603] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>Is there a way to stop a channel from moving to the "draft" section of the sidebar? Annoying when I have to scroll up if I am typing something up after looking at another channel quickly </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Judgmenl 03/06/20 5:48:29 PM #45:	joemodda posted... Is there a way to stop a channel from moving to the "draft" section of the sidebar? Annoying when I have to scroll up if I am typing something up after looking at another channel quickly Not that I know of. Even starred channels move to draft when you type something in them. --- You're a regular Jack Kerouac I'm a Senior Software Engineer. No I don't write TPS reports, this isn't Office Space. <cite>Judgmenl posted [p:935327084] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>joemodda posted... </cite> <quote>Is there a way to stop a channel from moving to the "draft" section of the sidebar? Annoying when I have to scroll up if I am typing something up after looking at another channel quickly</quote>Not that I know of. Even starred channels move to draft when you type something in them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 03/06/20 7:11:53 PM #46:	Judgmenl posted... I use the browser version. Web Apps are disgusting. Sounds like a personal problem if you can get woken up by a browser notification. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:935330798] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>Judgmenl posted...</cite> <quote> I use the browser version. Web Apps are disgusting. </quote> Sounds like a personal problem if you can get woken up by a browser notification.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 03/06/20 11:54:17 PM #47:	Judgmenl posted... It's chat application guys. What year are you all living in? Clearly one that doesn't need "slack". --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:935341647] in Coworker s... [t:78451277]...</cite> <quote>Judgmenl posted... </cite> <quote>It's chat application guys. What year are you all living in?</quote>Clearly one that doesn't need "slack". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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