Current Events > I'm not saying you should steal one of those cheese graters from Olive Garden

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eston
03/05/20 12:58:11 PM
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But if you do, it is fucking LIFE CHANGING

These aren't ordinary graters

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Odoylerules
03/05/20 12:59:20 PM
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Grate Scott
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eston
03/05/20 1:05:10 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
03/05/20 1:10:28 PM
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...........This is one odd topic.

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glitteringfairy
03/05/20 1:11:50 PM
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How did you get one? They've never left one at my table.

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eston
03/05/20 1:14:03 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
How did you get one? They've never left one at my table.
My wife went with some coworkers the other day and a waiter set one down. My wife is a klepto so naturally she put it in her purse. We have a large collection of mismatched ramekins for the same reason.

Yesterday she put chocolate chips in it and oh my god you guys

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goldenBoi45
03/05/20 1:16:30 PM
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eston posted...
My wife went with some coworkers the other day and a waiter set one down. My wife is a klepto so naturally she put it in her purse. We have a large collection of mismatched ramekins for the same reason.

Yesterday she put chocolate chips in it and oh my god you guys

Your wife has a problem.

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SpaceBear_
03/05/20 1:17:26 PM
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Marked for criminal activity.

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eston
03/05/20 1:18:31 PM
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goldenBoi45 posted...
Your wife has a problem.
I tease her about this all the time

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emblem boy
03/05/20 1:24:42 PM
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eston posted...
goldenBoi45 posted...
Your wife has a problem.
I tease her about this all the time


..., what are the biggest or funniest things she's stolen?
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InTheEyesOfFire
03/05/20 1:26:07 PM
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emblem boy posted...
..., what are the biggest or funniest things she's stolen?

Asking the real questions.

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Pogo_Marimo
03/05/20 1:27:10 PM
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Good to know that you are literally so devoid of values you are willingly married to someone who is a kleptomaniac.

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eston
03/05/20 1:29:07 PM
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emblem boy posted...
..., what are the biggest or funniest things she's stolen?
Never anything really big or wild, but one time she came home with a tiny traffic cone that was like 5 inches tall

Pogo_Marimo posted...
Good to know that you are literally so devoid of values you are willingly married to someone who is a kleptomaniac.
Ok boomer

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averagejoel
03/05/20 1:30:27 PM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
Good to know that you are literally so devoid of values you are willingly married to someone who is a kleptomaniac.
when it gets bad she can just take something for it

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CyricZ
03/05/20 1:30:40 PM
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You mean this one?

https://www.amazon.com/ZYLISS-Classic-Rotary-Cheese-Grater/dp/B01HX6HAK6

averagejoel posted...
when it gets bad she can just take something for it
Good one.

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SpaceBear_
03/05/20 1:31:10 PM
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A friend came round to my house once and he brought his cousin with him.

The guy blatantly takes a pen off my desk and pockets it.

I'm like "what are you doing?"

"Nothing"

"Did you just steal my pen?"

"Sorry, do you need it?"

"Uhh, yes?"

So he puts it back and an hour later they left and the pen was gone.

Maybe he was a klepto.

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Tired-Insomniac
03/05/20 1:33:25 PM
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https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01HX6HAK6/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_i_CvuyEb08YFDYQ

This one?

Edit: damn it, got ninja'd while trying to find it

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eston
03/05/20 1:35:14 PM
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averagejoel posted...
when it gets bad she can just take something for it
lmao

CyricZ posted...
You mean this one?

https://www.amazon.com/ZYLISS-Classic-Rotary-Cheese-Grater/dp/B01HX6HAK6
Looks slightly different but yeah

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emblem boy
03/05/20 1:36:37 PM
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eston posted...
goldenBoi45 posted...
Your wife has a problem.
I tease her about this all the time


What does she say
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fhqwhgads
03/05/20 1:38:29 PM
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SpaceBear_ posted...
Marked for criminal activity.


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emblem boy
03/05/20 1:40:59 PM
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eston posted...
emblem boy posted...
..., what are the biggest or funniest things she's stolen?
Never anything really big or wild, but one time she came home with a tiny traffic cone that was like 5 inches tall

Pogo_Marimo posted...
Good to know that you are literally so devoid of values you are willingly married to someone who is a kleptomaniac.
Ok boomer


I imagine she comes in like "OMG Eston, look what I found!! "
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The Nintendo Master
03/05/20 1:41:41 PM
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You guys always feel guilty when they ask you how much cheese you want and you want a legit good coating of the stuff, but always stop them way short because you don't want to look like some sort of I don't know what?

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CyricZ
03/05/20 2:49:47 PM
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Conflict posted...
TIL TC is Hank Schrader
jesus christ conflict

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EvalAngell
03/05/20 2:50:33 PM
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They want you to take the rolls!

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Lordgold666
03/05/20 3:22:00 PM
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I stole the fry seasoning from red robin

Mwahahaha

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DigitalCamera
03/05/20 11:41:32 PM
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The Nintendo Master posted...
You guys always feel guilty when they ask you how much cheese you want and you want a legit good coating of the stuff, but always stop them way short because you don't want to look like some sort of I don't know what?
Nope, I sit there silent for at least a minute. Eye to eye contact, so he knows. WE ALL KNOW.

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SMAP-
03/06/20 1:41:12 AM
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EvalAngell posted...
They want you to take the rolls!
Thanks cory

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DrizztLink
03/06/20 1:55:58 AM
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DigitalCamera posted...
Nope, I sit there silent for at least a minute. Eye to eye contact, so he knows. WE ALL KNOW.


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