Current Events > $1 million now or $100 for every time you deed?

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Vegy
03/10/20 11:14:52 PM
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choose


By deed i mean masturbation
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IfGodCouldDie
03/10/20 11:15:44 PM
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Does this include past deeds or just going forward?

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Vegy
03/10/20 11:16:03 PM
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meralonne
03/10/20 11:16:15 PM
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Ill take the million. Im too old to deed that many times and take care of my wife too.

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jblrulez
03/10/20 11:16:27 PM
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If it includes past deeds Ill go for $100

EDIT: since its future deeds gimme the million
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IfGodCouldDie
03/10/20 11:18:52 PM
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It would take about 27 and a half years of jerking off once a day to reach that million. I'm too old for that now, give me the million. If this included past deeds I'd take that masterbation money.

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averagejoel
03/10/20 11:20:20 PM
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watching porn could be your full time job

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JoeDangIt
03/10/20 11:21:17 PM
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Unless someone is paying me to do it on cam then I'm not interested in deeding for cash.
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au_gold
03/10/20 11:24:07 PM
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Million now.

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Questionmarktarius
03/11/20 12:28:49 AM
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If you offered this when I was 13, I'd be a trillionaire.
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Mistere Man
03/11/20 12:34:04 AM
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Million now.


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gguirao
03/11/20 3:20:21 AM
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A million dollars now.

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Kisai
03/11/20 3:25:15 AM
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Nobody is going to deed 10,000 times in their entire life. You'd have to be an idiot to pick the lesser amount.

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ssj3vegeta_
03/11/20 6:18:48 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
If you offered this when I was 13, I'd be a trillionaire.

Lol
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Solid Snake07
03/11/20 6:29:03 AM
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Million now

Itd take nearly 30 years to make a million if you average once a day

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Solid Snake07
03/11/20 6:30:27 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
If you offered this when I was 13, I'd be a trillionaire.


You've beaten off ten billion times?!

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obeseexplosive
03/11/20 6:49:22 AM
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I'm quite happy with an extra 2 to 4 hundred dollars a day

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thanosibe
03/11/20 4:27:01 PM
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meralonne posted...
Ill take the million. Im too old to deed that many times and take care of my wife too.


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Questionmarktarius
03/11/20 4:28:25 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
You've beaten off ten billion times?!

...especially so when it's a free $100
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gatorsPENSbucs
03/11/20 4:30:31 PM
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Wed be talking less than $20k a year if I took the $100. And Im not ruining my stuff or messing with time with the wife so I really wouldnt want to do it anymore......so gimme the million.

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cmiller4642
03/11/20 4:34:01 PM
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Beat twice a day

$1400 a week free and clear

That's $72,800 a year for just beating off twice a day.
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ToPoPO
03/11/20 4:36:09 PM
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This depends on what you count as the bare minimum for a deed
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nemu
03/11/20 4:37:30 PM
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Investing the money now would be way better, especially with inflation making $100 more worthless every day. If you're a champion at it, then you could do it like ten times a day for several years, but hard to say if that would be better than just flat out investing it over many years.
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Questionmarktarius
03/11/20 4:43:23 PM
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nemu posted...
Investing the money now would be way better, especially with inflation making $100 more worthless every day.
Invest in a machine that deeds for you, then it's essentially the Cookie Clicker of fapping.
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Gamerguymass
03/11/20 4:44:14 PM
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I'm surprised so many people took the million now option. I honestly thought most guys here would end up jerking themselves into a coma.

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Akagami_Shanks
03/11/20 5:00:54 PM
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people who choose the $100 each time are either bad at math or incredibly lonely

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Duncanwii
03/11/20 5:02:06 PM
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I would literally never make money off this deal.

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Damn_Underscore
03/11/20 5:02:28 PM
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This isn't even close.

Make it $1000 ever time you deed and it's closer
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dib153
03/11/20 5:07:38 PM
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I'll take the 100 dollar deeds. Nothing says I cant have a job as well, and just think of the convenience? "Honey, lets go out and have some hibachi" "alright babe, gimme a few minutes"

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Mistere Man
03/11/20 5:11:07 PM
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dib153 posted...
I'll take the 100 dollar deeds. Nothing says I cant have a job as well, and just think of the convenience? "Honey, lets go out and have some hibachi" "alright babe, gimme a few minutes"
Honey where did this money come from?

Later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzDN5P0kZY&t=205

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garan
03/11/20 5:47:08 PM
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Kisai posted...
Nobody is going to deed 10,000 times in their entire life. You'd have to be an idiot to pick the lesser amount.


I probably already have. Just once a day for 30 years gets that far, and being a hormonal teenager meant I used to do it a few times a day for several years.
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CADE FOSTER
03/11/20 5:50:39 PM
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a million now tbh
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obeseexplosive
03/11/20 5:57:31 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
I would literally never make money off this deal.
Cause of all the hot sex you have

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kayoticdreamz
03/11/20 6:03:10 PM
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ToPoPO posted...
This depends on what you count as the bare minimum for a deed
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