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SquantoZ
03/16/20 11:49:52 AM
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Both working from home due to the Rona. Wut do? Tell her we should work in separate rooms?


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soulunison2
03/16/20 11:50:21 AM
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you gotta all over her
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Infinite 2003
03/16/20 11:52:40 AM
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Divorce her

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darkphoenix181
03/16/20 11:53:32 AM
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Let out a smelly fart and she will self-quarantine.
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SquantoZ
03/16/20 12:01:18 PM
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soulunison2 posted...
you gotta all over her

i gotta what? WHAT?

Infinite 2003 posted...
Divorce her

I don't want to go visit an attorney right now though.

darkphoenix181 posted...
Let out a smelly fart and she will self-quarantine.

hmmm this seems like a solid advice


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Strider102
03/16/20 12:02:54 PM
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Get some whipped cream or cheese whiz and spray it all over her face.

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darkphoenix181
03/16/20 12:04:36 PM
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SquantoZ posted...
hmmm this seems like a solid advice

Assuming she isn't into you farting in her face.

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BlockAddition
03/16/20 12:05:17 PM
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Prepare for a living nightmare, just be grateful you don't have kids too (I'm only assuming you don't)

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SquantoZ
03/16/20 12:06:40 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Get some whipped cream or cheese whiz and spray it all over her face.

This would initiate the sex. I don't need this right now.

darkphoenix181 posted...
Assuming she isn't into you farting in her face.

she hates my farts with a passion

BlockAddition posted...
Prepare for a living nightmare, just be grateful you don't have kids too (I'm only assuming you don't)

Fuck!

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Feline_Heart
03/16/20 12:11:57 PM
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Ask her why she smells like cheese

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teepan95
03/16/20 12:12:47 PM
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SquantoZ posted...
This would initiate the sex. I don't need this right now.

Why not? Multitask, brother
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SquantoZ
03/16/20 12:13:21 PM
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teepan95 posted...
Why not? Multitask, brother

I do HR for a living. Can't be dealing with people problems while piping down the Mrs.

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Gamerguymass
03/16/20 12:13:28 PM
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This is why doggy style is a thing.

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Harpie
03/16/20 12:13:38 PM
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Idk, just tell her?

Is your relationship so unstable that telling her you need space while working will cause issues? Needing space is normal, Im sure shell understand that if youre together all day youll drive each other nuts

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SquantoZ
03/16/20 12:15:18 PM
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Harpie posted...
Idk, just tell her?

Is your relationship so unstable that telling her you need space while working will cause issues? Needing space is normal, Im sure shell understand that if youre together all day youll drive each other nuts

Wives hate their husbands with a passion even when they love them. You'll learn this one day.

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