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ffmasterjose 03/24/20 3:57:51 AM #1:	Woke up to use the bathroom yesterday and sure enough there it was in my boxers >_>. I wasnt blackout drunk or anything, I was napping before my shift at work. Never had that happen before. I always wake up before that happens. 30 years old and incontinence is already settling in :/ --- Submit your bracket for the GameFAQs Game of the Decade contest!: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/features/gotd_entry <cite>ffmasterjose posted [p:936137537] in I shit mys... [t:78500429]...</cite> <quote>Woke up to use the bathroom yesterday and sure enough there it was in my boxers >_>. I wasnt blackout drunk or anything, I was napping before my shift at work. Never had that happen before. I always wake up before that happens. 30 years old and incontinence is already settling in :/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 03/24/20 3:59:15 AM #2:	Just stay where you're at. I don't know you, you don't know me. we never met. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:936137562] in I shit mys... [t:78500429]...</cite> <quote>Just stay where you're at. I don't know you, you don't know me. we never met. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 03/24/20 3:59:58 AM #3:	Better get some diapers --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:936137572] in I shit mys... [t:78500429]...</cite> <quote>Better get some diapers </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 03/24/20 4:01:08 AM #4:	I shit myself today To see if I still feel --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:936137590] in I shit mys... [t:78500429]...</cite> <quote>I shit myself today To see if I still feel </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 03/24/20 4:01:18 AM #5:	Dont ever let it disturb your epic slumber. Nothing can stop the great rest! --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:936137596] in I shit mys... [t:78500429]...</cite> <quote>Dont ever let it disturb your epic slumber. Nothing can stop the great rest! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 03/24/20 4:02:42 AM #6:	Everybody lays the stool, sometime theres no exception to the rule --- It ok Hameru. Rabu. <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:936137622] in I shit mys... [t:78500429]...</cite> <quote>Everybody lays the stool, sometime theres no exception to the rule </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cavalierking 03/24/20 4:03:04 AM #7:	like just a little, or an entire smushed log or something? --- live and let live <cite>cavalierking posted [p:936137630] in I shit mys... [t:78500429]...</cite> <quote>like just a little, or an entire smushed log or something? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evening_Dragon 03/24/20 4:08:23 AM #8:	Can incontinence be genetic/congenital, or do you treat your body like shit? --- "A guy talking into the camera about politics? My favorite." - Phantom_Nook Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide <cite>Evening_Dragon posted [p:936137722] in I shit mys... [t:78500429]...</cite> <quote>Can incontinence be genetic/congenital, or do you treat your body like shit? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ffmasterjose 03/24/20 4:37:12 AM #9:	cavalierking posted... like just a little, or an entire smushed log or something? Looked like diarrhea, no smashed logs. Evening_Dragon posted... Can incontinence be genetic/congenital, or do you treat your body like shit? I did eat a whole bag of Flamin Hot Cheetos with some milk so that's what I blamed it on. --- Submit your bracket for the GameFAQs Game of the Decade contest!: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/features/gotd_entry <cite>ffmasterjose posted [p:936138166] in I shit mys... [t:78500429]...</cite> <quote>cavalierking posted... </cite> <quote>like just a little, or an entire smushed log or something?</quote> Looked like diarrhea, no smashed logs. Evening_Dragon posted... </cite> <quote>Can incontinence be genetic/congenital, or do you treat your body like shit?</quote> I did eat a whole bag of Flamin Hot Cheetos with some milk so that's what I blamed it on. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoomtheGrav 03/24/20 4:38:08 AM #10:	DrizztLink posted... I shit myself today To see if I still feel i focus on the stain the only thing that's real --- set the controls for the heart of the sun <cite>DoomtheGrav posted [p:936138186] in I shit mys... [t:78500429]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite> <quote>I shit myself today To see if I still feel</quote> i focus on the stain the only thing that's real </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 03/24/20 4:45:52 AM #11:	Any stomach pain? I heard on a video diarrhea can be a sign of the virus in rare cases, but they mentioned stomach pain or discomfort if I am remembering correctly. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:936138289] in I shit mys... [t:78500429]...</cite> <quote>Any stomach pain? I heard on a video diarrhea can be a sign of the virus in rare cases, but they mentioned stomach pain or discomfort if I am remembering correctly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 03/24/20 4:48:22 AM #12:	See a doctor? --- https://imgur.com/vDci4hD <cite>Ivynn posted [p:936138328] in I shit mys... [t:78500429]...</cite> <quote>See a doctor? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kayoticdreamz 03/24/20 4:59:05 AM #13:	AlisLandale posted... Everybody lays the stool, sometime theres no exception to the rule you're probably right, but we'll never admit it lol. <cite>kayoticdreamz posted [p:936138494] in I shit mys... [t:78500429]...</cite> <quote>AlisLandale posted... </cite> <quote>Everybody lays the stool, sometime theres no exception to the rule</quote>you're probably right, but we'll never admit it lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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