Poll of the Day > PS5 is nothing more than a giant hoax

(+) Yeah! (+)

And we all fell for it

Based on what?

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wwinterj25 posted...

Based on what?

First of all, Sony is porting their first-party games to PC. Secondly, all we know about the PS5 is the logo (which cost next to nothing to create), and some low-budget press conference which showed nothing. Third, Sony handed the keys to Microsoft, seeing how Microsoft kept hammering news about the Xbox Series X (and shoving backwards compatibility in our faces, so much to the extent that when everybody wanted all PS4 games on the "PS5", Sony dropped the ball and said that only 100 of them will be available, while Xbox Series X will have all games playable on the Xbox One, without exception, including all Xbox and Xbox 360 titles that area already compatible).

PS5 is a money-laundering hoax, so Sony can claim a few billion dollars while they permanently exit the gaming industry, which is why they're releasing The Last of Us: Part 2 and Ghost of Tsuchima on PS4 this year.

So based on not seeing a box? Got it.

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wwinterj25 posted...

So based on not seeing a box? Got it.

Based on not seeing a goddamned thing about it. All while Microsoft is generating hype like no other.

Hell, if I am somehow wrong, and the PS5 is somehow real, Sony will do something utterly stupid and not even show the console or controller itself during it's Nintendo Direct ripoff nobody likes during "E3".

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they literally had an hour long (boring) breakdown of the technical specs, ok?

also, you're the guy who thought he was talking to an underage girl online, sent her lewd photos, and was a complete and utter desperate creep the whole time. in other words, you're really bad at figuring out what is or isn't a hoax, ok?

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Aculo posted...

they literally had an hour long (boring) breakdown of the technical specs, ok?

Doesn't mean jack shit. Plenty of hoax videos on fake consoles online anyway.

TheWorstPoster posted...

Doesn't mean jack shit. Plenty of hoax videos on fake consoles online anyway.

not when the source is from the actual company itself. you can't be this slow, ok?

or maybe you can. you literally asked, whom you thought was an underage girl, if she pooped or pee'd after they had used the restroom, because it excited you sexually, ok?

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Aculo posted...

not when the source is from the actual company itself. you can't be this slow, ok?

Then why are they giving Microsoft the keys to the next generation, while all they have to show is some logo?

TheWorstPoster posted...

Then why are they giving Microsoft the keys to the next generation, while all they have to show is some logo?

because they're sony, and their marketing team is literally run by monkeys, ok?

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Aculo posted...

because they're sony, and their marketing team is literally run by monkeys, ok?

Which is why the PS Vita failed miserably.

All Sony had to do, was bundle the Vita with the PS4 when the PS4 launched in order to save it.

TheWorstPoster posted...

Which is why the PS Vita failed miserably.

Wrong. The Vita failed because they used expensive expandable proprietary memory at a time where most handheld devices had a hard drive, ok?

All Sony had to do, was bundle the Vita with the PS4 when the PS4 launched in order to save it.

This is quite possibly the dumbest thing I've ever read, ok?


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Aculo posted...

Wrong. The Vita failed because they used expensive expandable proprietary memory at a time where most handheld devices had a hard drive, ok?

That was stupid of them, but also the fact that they had a severe lack of marketing as well.

Aculo posted...

This is quite possibly the dumbest thing I've ever read, ok?

It's true, and you know it. People would have ponied up an extra $100 to get both systems at a cheaper cost than get them individually.