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OffTempo
03/31/20 11:08:26 PM
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I was eating a chicken breast from KFC and felt something sharp in my throat and then a short pain in my stomach. Pulled a bone out of my mouth and it looked broken off o.0

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SrRd_RacinG
03/31/20 11:08:51 PM
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WafflehouseJK
03/31/20 11:10:21 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBhVrB_MUkc

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OffTempo
03/31/20 11:10:41 PM
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SrRd_RacinG posted...
boner?

There were so much dick joke potential in this post so I had to be careful when typing

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Zikten
03/31/20 11:10:59 PM
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your probably ok. your body will pass it next take you take a dump
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NotYou
03/31/20 11:11:58 PM
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Zikten posted...
your probably ok. your body will pass it next take you take a dump
this but prepare a last will and testament anyway just in case
it never hurts to be prepared
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Kombucha
03/31/20 11:12:08 PM
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OffTempo
03/31/20 11:14:00 PM
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NotYou posted...
this but prepare a last will and testament anyway just in case
it never hurts to be prepared

Fuck dude, felt like a jagged knife going down the shitting can only be worse D:

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Strider102
03/31/20 11:15:09 PM
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OffTempo posted...
Fuck dude, felt like a jagged knife going down the shitting can only be worse D:

If you're lucky it'll be compacted in the middle of your poop and not sticking out as it travels the length of your intestines.

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