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pres_madagascar 04/03/20 7:43:01 AM #1: |
Factories aren't making them much right now due to social distancing and repurposing of factories, and people are doing a whole lot of fucking right now stuck at home with their significant otters, so there's gonna be a shortage apparently.
https://www.businessinsider.com/worldwide-condom-shortage-inevitable-production-hubs-shut-down-2020-3 So basically, there really will be a Corona generation of kids. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alteres 04/03/20 7:44:25 AM #2: |
I would probably get yelled at for my opinion on this.
Condoms suck anyway. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bknight 04/03/20 7:45:12 AM #3: |
pres_madagascar posted...
Factories aren't making them much right now due to social distancing and repurposing of factories, and people are doing a whole lot of fucking right now stuck at home with their significant otters, so there's gonna be a shortage apparently.Yup, and probably abortions are low priority right now, so them kids are going to be popping out one way or another. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pegusus123456 04/03/20 7:47:39 AM #4: |
Alteres posted...
I would probably get yelled at for my opinion on this.If condoms suck, why do men need women? --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pres_madagascar 04/03/20 7:48:38 AM #5: |
Plus, once quarantine is over, singles are gonna be thirsty as fuck and go apeshit in bars and clubs and on tinder, hell, tinder just had its most swipes in a single day ever, and all these people ain't gonna find any condoms.
Yo, im about to drop my stimulus check on a vasectomy --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bknight 04/03/20 7:50:17 AM #6: |
pres_madagascar posted...
Plus, once quarantine is over, singles are gonna be thirsty as fuck and go apeshit in bars and clubs and on tinder, hell, tinder just had its most swipes in a single day ever, and all these people ain't gonna find any condoms.Lol, trying to get selective surgery right now. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SH_expert44 04/03/20 7:50:31 AM #7: |
Just what the world needs. Another group of boomers.
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pres_madagascar 04/03/20 10:33:44 AM #8: |
bknight posted...
Lol, trying to get selective surgery right now.I know, it was a joke anyway lol. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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E32005 04/03/20 10:34:22 AM #9: |
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Austin_Era_III 04/03/20 10:36:07 AM #10: |
Enjoy your STIs.
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pres_madagascar 04/03/20 11:13:56 AM #11: |
Austin_Era_III posted...
Enjoy your STIs.Lol I ain't been laid in a year bro, I'm good --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pres_madagascar 04/03/20 7:04:19 PM #12: |
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WilliamPorygon 04/03/20 7:14:04 PM #13: |
Guess people will have to start using Jiftips instead.
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bobaban 04/03/20 7:17:50 PM #14: |
You guys still use condoms? Burner phone and fake name
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pres_madagascar 04/04/20 4:47:46 AM #15: |
bobaban posted...
You guys still use condoms? Burner phone and fake nameI know this is a joke, but real talk, I don't tell women where I live until after I get a feel for their mental state. I had a girl I was seeing, well, three dates and a few rounds of fucking in the car, and she got real, real crazy. Threatened to kill me, was trying to find where my family lived and shit. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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008Zulu 04/04/20 4:56:48 AM #16: |
Just rinse the condoms out with a little rubbing alcohol after use.
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