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HotLap 04/03/20 4:33:38 PM #1:	Im done pooping. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. <cite>HotLap posted [p:936721990] in I'm do... [t:78538678]...</cite> <quote>Im done pooping. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 04/03/20 4:35:22 PM #2:	But you're not down to your last shirt and shorts tho. --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:936722086] in I'm do... [t:78538678]...</cite> <quote>But you're not down to your last shirt and shorts tho. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Parappa09 04/03/20 4:36:24 PM #3:	just don't poop for another 2 weeks when it'll be back in stock --- https://imgur.com/uUaFvGj <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:936722152] in I'm do... [t:78538678]...</cite> <quote>just don't poop for another 2 weeks when it'll be back in stock </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1234Life 04/03/20 4:37:02 PM #4:	Is wiping your ass with soft tissue paper worth stepping out into this apocalyptic world? <cite>1234Life posted [p:936722191] in I'm do... [t:78538678]...</cite> <quote>Is wiping your ass with soft tissue paper worth stepping out into this apocalyptic world? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lebronwon 04/03/20 4:39:08 PM #5:	Parappa09 posted... just don't poop for another 2 weeks when it'll be back in stock Depends on OP area. But if you check sites constantly you can get TP. You just have to complete the transaction within 15 minutes. I got 36 rolls of Angel Soft online yesterday at Walmart by doing this. --- Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7 <cite>Lebronwon posted [p:936722322] in I'm do... [t:78538678]...</cite> <quote>Parappa09 posted... </cite> <quote>just don't poop for another 2 weeks when it'll be back in stock</quote> Depends on OP area. But if you check sites constantly you can get TP. You just have to complete the transaction within 15 minutes. I got 36 rolls of Angel Soft online yesterday at Walmart by doing this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Parappa09 04/03/20 4:56:31 PM #6:	Lebronwon posted... Depends on OP area. But if you check sites constantly you can get TP. You just have to complete the transaction within 15 minutes. I got 36 rolls of Angel Soft online yesterday at Walmart by doing this. my area was completely out for 2 weeks, it was only last week that i went to 5-6 different stores and managed to find some supermarkets were sold out so i had to go to smaller corner shops/off licences which had some in stock --- https://imgur.com/uUaFvGj <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:936723260] in I'm do... [t:78538678]...</cite> <quote>Lebronwon posted... </cite> <quote>Depends on OP area. But if you check sites constantly you can get TP. You just have to complete the transaction within 15 minutes. I got 36 rolls of Angel Soft online yesterday at Walmart by doing this.</quote>my area was completely out for 2 weeks, it was only last week that i went to 5-6 different stores and managed to find some supermarkets were sold out so i had to go to smaller corner shops/off licences which had some in stock </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lebronwon 04/03/20 5:01:42 PM #7:	Parappa09 posted... my area was completely out for 2 weeks, it was only last week that i went to 5-6 different stores and managed to find some supermarkets were sold out so i had to go to smaller corner shops/off licences which had some in stock The problem in my area is that they stock the shelves only in the morning. They then have a senior hour where older people get to go in first. By the time young people like myself get to go in all the TP, hand sanitzer, paper towels, lysol, and whole milk is gone. I just gave up and tried online. --- Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7 <cite>Lebronwon posted [p:936723552] in I'm do... [t:78538678]...</cite> <quote>Parappa09 posted... </cite> <quote>my area was completely out for 2 weeks, it was only last week that i went to 5-6 different stores and managed to find some supermarkets were sold out so i had to go to smaller corner shops/off licences which had some in stock</quote> The problem in my area is that they stock the shelves only in the morning. They then have a senior hour where older people get to go in first. By the time young people like myself get to go in all the TP, hand sanitzer, paper towels, lysol, and whole milk is gone. I just gave up and tried online. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HotLap 04/03/20 5:05:02 PM #8:	Parappa09 posted... just don't poop for another 2 weeks when it'll be back in stock Thats the plan. Gonna eat some grass and leaves outside to cork my ass like a bear going into hibernation. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. <cite>HotLap posted [p:936723734] in I'm do... [t:78538678]...</cite> <quote>Parappa09 posted... </cite> <quote>just don't poop for another 2 weeks when it'll be back in stock</quote> Thats the plan. Gonna eat some grass and leaves outside to cork my ass like a bear going into hibernation. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Colorahdo 04/03/20 5:06:02 PM #9:	I went to the gas station at 7AM and they had a bunch of rolls --- But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them - bring them here and kill them in front of me ~Jesus Christ <cite>Colorahdo posted [p:936723785] in I'm do... [t:78538678]...</cite> <quote>I went to the gas station at 7AM and they had a bunch of rolls </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Parappa09 04/03/20 5:09:37 PM #10:	HotLap posted... Thats the plan. Gonna eat some grass and leaves outside to cork my ass like a bear going into hibernation. 2020 sure is a hell of a year --- https://imgur.com/uUaFvGj <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:936723981] in I'm do... [t:78538678]...</cite> <quote>HotLap posted... </cite> <quote>Thats the plan. Gonna eat some grass and leaves outside to cork my ass like a bear going into hibernation.</quote>2020 sure is a hell of a year </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SoundNetwork 04/03/20 5:10:11 PM #11:	fold and reuse --- https://imgur.com/HcKBWZ6 <cite>SoundNetwork posted [p:936724008] in I'm do... [t:78538678]...</cite> <quote>fold and reuse </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HotLap 04/03/20 6:33:56 PM #12:	Parappa09 posted... 2020 sure is a hell of a year Im about to peak. SoundNetwork posted... fold and reuse Because of this mans advice. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. <cite>HotLap posted [p:936728521] in I'm do... [t:78538678]...</cite> <quote>Parappa09 posted... </cite> <quote>2020 sure is a hell of a year</quote> Im about to peak. SoundNetwork posted... </cite> <quote>fold and reuse</quote> Because of this mans advice. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnholyMudcrab 04/03/20 6:35:12 PM #14:	Time to use the showerhead as a makeshift bidet --- https://imgur.com/VeNBg https://imgur.com/gd5jC8q https://imgur.com/PKIy7 https://imgur.com/3p29JqP <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:936728603] in I'm do... [t:78538678]...</cite> <quote>Time to use the showerhead as a makeshift bidet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 04/03/20 6:35:23 PM #15:	I went to five stores today to find it. Remembered the local neighborhood grocery store, they've got stacks of boxes of rolls. It's not fancy ass quadruple quilted Charmin dingleberry busters but for 1.69 for four medium sized rolls I can't complain. --- FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) \| RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/ <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:936728614] in I'm do... [t:78538678]...</cite> <quote>I went to five stores today to find it. Remembered the local neighborhood grocery store, they've got stacks of boxes of rolls. It's not fancy ass quadruple quilted Charmin dingleberry busters but for 1.69 for four medium sized rolls I can't complain. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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E32005 04/03/20 6:37:30 PM #17:	i'll mail you some --- https://imgur.com/LAvnefi <cite>E32005 posted [p:936728736] in I'm do... [t:78538678]...</cite> <quote>i'll mail you some</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 04/03/20 6:39:53 PM #18:	Buy a candy bar at CVS. You get a free 3 month supply of toilet paper. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:936728878] in I'm do... [t:78538678]...</cite> <quote>Buy a candy bar at CVS. You get a free 3 month supply of toilet paper. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sephiroth C Ryu 04/03/20 6:40:03 PM #19:	Parappa09 posted... 2020 sure is a hell of a year Being a sentient bear would be nice right now. Still being able to hibernate once a year. But perhaps being able to sentience our way out of such primal needs normally. To where society expects you not to. Oh. Right. Everyone else would too. Hibernate, that is. Because we are in proper trouble. ...Should I NOT hibernate then? I mean, that would be one strategy. Tell half the population to choose to hibernate. Tell the other half to stay normal. Or some more complex version of such, likely involving whether they have anti-bodies or not. Edit: Why didn't that quote the whole quote? . --- I am the Hunter of Topics. My post never fails to kill its prey. pounces Nyaa! <cite>Sephiroth C Ryu posted [p:936728899] in I'm do... [t:78538678]...</cite> <quote>Parappa09 posted... </cite> <quote>2020 sure is a hell of a year</quote> Being a sentient bear would be nice right now. Still being able to hibernate once a year. But perhaps being able to sentience our way out of such primal needs normally. To where society expects you not to. Oh. Right. Everyone else would too. Hibernate, that is. Because we are in proper trouble. ...Should I NOT hibernate then? I mean, that would be one strategy. Tell half the population to choose to hibernate. Tell the other half to stay normal. Or some more complex version of such, likely involving whether they have anti-bodies or not. Edit: Why didn't that quote the whole quote? . </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HBOSS 04/03/20 6:41:14 PM #20:	https://youtu.be/k6t7Vl71FZo --- You don't stop playing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop playing <cite>HBOSS posted [p:936728963] in I'm do... [t:78538678]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/k6t7Vl71FZo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sephiroth C Ryu 04/03/20 6:57:33 PM #23:	Bears are freaking OP. Really. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYk2i070I2I Give them opposable thumb-claws and sentience and they would DOMINATE everything, human or otherwise. ...I want to be magically existing opposable-thumbs-sentient-bear right now. RAWR! --- I am the Hunter of Topics. My post never fails to kill its prey. pounces Nyaa! <cite>Sephiroth C Ryu posted [p:936729960] in I'm do... [t:78538678]...</cite> <quote>Bears are freaking OP. Really. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYk2i070I2I Give them opposable thumb-claws and sentience and they would DOMINATE everything, human or otherwise. ...I want to be magically existing opposable-thumbs-sentient-bear right now. RAWR! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 04/03/20 6:58:43 PM #24:	This guy is starting to frighten me --- https://imgur.com/VeNBg https://imgur.com/gd5jC8q https://imgur.com/PKIy7 https://imgur.com/3p29JqP <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:936730028] in I'm do... [t:78538678]...</cite> <quote>This guy is starting to frighten me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sephiroth C Ryu 04/03/20 7:05:46 PM #25:	Then re-roll as a higher-tier bear. . --- I am the Hunter of Topics. My post never fails to kill its prey. pounces Nyaa! <cite>Sephiroth C Ryu posted [p:936730454] in I'm do... [t:78538678]...</cite> <quote>Then re-roll as a higher-tier bear. . </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 04/03/20 7:25:54 PM #26:	also - kleenex is friggin' everywhere. I don't know why people aren't using this. Don't flush it though --- FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) \| RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/ <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:936731636] in I'm do... [t:78538678]...</cite> <quote>also - kleenex is friggin' everywhere. I don't know why people aren't using this. Don't flush it though </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HotLap 04/03/20 7:29:55 PM #27:	E32005 posted... i'll mail you some u a real 1 Sephiroth C Ryu posted... Then re-roll as a higher-tier bear. . If you were a bear, how would you eat me? --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. <cite>HotLap posted [p:936731845] in I'm do... [t:78538678]...</cite> <quote>E32005 posted... </cite> <quote>i'll mail you some</quote> u a real 1 Sephiroth C Ryu posted... </cite> <quote>Then re-roll as a higher-tier bear. .</quote> If you were a bear, how would you eat me? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Parappa09 04/03/20 7:34:54 PM #28:	HotLap posted... If you were a bear, how would you eat me? depending on the type of guys you are around, you could get some v interesting answers --- https://imgur.com/uUaFvGj <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:936732113] in I'm do... [t:78538678]...</cite> <quote>HotLap posted... </cite> <quote>If you were a bear, how would you eat me?</quote>depending on the type of guys you are around, you could get some v interesting answers </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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