Poll of the Day > COVID-19 Update: New York recommends people not eat ass.

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shadowsword87
04/04/20 1:57:41 AM
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https://www1.nyc.gov/assets/doh/downloads/pdf/imm/covid-sex-guidance.pdf

How will boomers trample on the rights of millennials next.

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Kimbos_Egg
04/04/20 2:00:04 AM
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Now they're overstepping our freedoms.
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aHappySacka
04/04/20 2:01:15 AM
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Thanks Obama.

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Blaqthourne
04/04/20 4:30:11 AM
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More blood on LBJ's hands.
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Kyuubi4269
04/04/20 4:38:38 AM
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Blaqthourne posted...
More blood on LBJ's hands.

What's LeBron James got to do with this?
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scigeek101
04/04/20 8:40:25 AM
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Isn't having sex at all a violation of social distancing?
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hypnox
04/04/20 8:40:55 AM
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They said this weeks ago. Old news is old

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teddy241
04/04/20 9:45:38 AM
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Thanks, Clinton. I mean Obama.
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Nichtcrawler X
04/04/20 10:19:56 AM
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scigeek101 posted...
Isn't having sex at all a violation of social distancing?

Only when they do not live together?

Edit: and I just realized this is finally a situation where it is easier for me to express myself in Dutch than in English, as this is a situation where our distinction between "gezin" and "familie" is rather relevant. Except both being "family" in English...

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OniRonin
04/04/20 10:28:56 AM
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i wont stop eating ass unless i hear it from chris cuomo as well

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thekingoftown
04/04/20 12:20:16 PM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
What's LeBron James got to do with this?

He killed Kobe

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papercup
04/04/20 12:22:51 PM
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You heard it here folks, don't touch dat ass

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dedbus
04/04/20 12:59:28 PM
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What if we wash and sanitize our buttholes first.
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Blighboy
04/04/20 12:59:50 PM
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If they don't say it on TV it doesn't count

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ParanoidObsessive
04/04/20 1:04:59 PM
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dedbus posted...
What if we wash and sanitize our buttholes first.

Only if you use a dental dam.
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ChaosAzeroth
04/04/20 1:07:21 PM
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dedbus posted...
What if we wash and sanitize our buttholes first.

ParanoidObsessive posted...
Only if you use a dental dam.

I'm far from an expert, but... These just sound like basic hygiene/safety things people should have been doing before...
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dedbus
04/04/20 2:03:53 PM
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Sounds about as fun as window licking. I don't want to be a window licker.
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Lokarin
04/04/20 2:04:42 PM
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dedbus posted...
Sounds about as fun as window licking. I don't want to be a window licker.

Even though window jobs are still legal in Japan, sex workers are being denied emergency compensation

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BlackScythe0
04/04/20 2:06:36 PM
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Virus would be in fecal matter.

Why would anyone want to eat fecal matter? What is wrong with people?
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Lokarin
04/04/20 2:10:06 PM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
Virus would be in fecal matter.

Why would anyone want to eat fecal matter? What is wrong with people?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOto5qYWgHg

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ScritchOwl
04/04/20 4:25:18 PM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
Virus would be in fecal matter.

Why would anyone want to eat fecal matter? What is wrong with people?

I mean people eat panera bread so its not much of a stretch.

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