Current Events > The real heroes will be the first company to do contactless alcohol delivery.

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DirtyPinky
04/11/20 1:02:08 PM
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Well besides the front line workers. Every online alcohol store says that you need to show your ID and sign something upon delivery. I get it, maybe little junior son of a bitch found his dad's credit card and ordered it himself and he's the one drinking it. But in today's world little junior son of a bitch has Ma and Ma Beatyourass staying home 24/7 with him, so he won't be drinking it for long.

I can get food, medicine, sex toys, weed, feces from this hot chick in Thailand, and many other necessities through the regular mail, UPS, or Fed Ex and not have to sign for it. Someone needs to become the hero and add alcohol to that.
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Turbam
04/11/20 1:02:26 PM
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Favor is

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DirtyPinky
04/11/20 1:04:36 PM
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Turbam posted...
Favor is

What really? When this is all over send me you address and I'll blow you.

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sorry no blow job, it's not in my area yet. I'm still waiting for my hero.
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a-c-a-b
04/11/20 1:06:33 PM
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There use to be an alcohol delivery service here. But the guy who did it killed himself. His wife took it over after he died but it didn't last very long.
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BlingBling22947
04/13/20 4:33:01 AM
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There definitely could be a "child" home alone.

Not all parents have a job where they can work from home.

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malenz
04/13/20 4:34:21 AM
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That's not legal though... right?

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