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ekie
04/24/20 4:14:15 PM
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Injecting disinfectant into your veins was an obvious one he'd come up with

5 bucks to whoever guess the next one

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Lost_All_Senses
04/24/20 4:19:01 PM
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Sunlight enema

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GallisOTK
04/24/20 4:19:14 PM
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Shoving a full bottle of hand sanitizer in your [redacted]
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Questionmarktarius
04/24/20 4:32:07 PM
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shockthemonkey posted...
Mix bleach and ammonia to disinfect the air
well... it'll probably stop you from spreading covid 19.
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Giant_Aspirin
04/24/20 4:32:33 PM
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since heat kills the virus we should all go to the sauna and turn it up all the way.

or use a tanning bed

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Squall28
04/24/20 4:33:57 PM
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Putting a weakened form of the virus in your body so your body can learn to fight it without risking the full power virus.

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MabusIncarnate
04/24/20 4:35:24 PM
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Eat hot foods and drink hot beverages, the virus doesn't live in heat so surely ingesting higher temperatures will kill it and flush it out. Stock up on hot sauce and put it on everything. It tastes great, fantastic even.

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brestugo
04/24/20 4:36:40 PM
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Ben Carson has not unleashed the powers of his voodoo yet.

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ZevLoveDOOM
04/24/20 4:37:05 PM
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launching nukes to stop the virus.

after all, he did suggest to use them against hurricanes before...
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UnholyMudcrab
04/24/20 4:37:13 PM
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Staring directly at the sun. Trump, in his infinite wisdom, knew ahead of time that this would happen, so he stared at it during the eclipse to pre-immunize himself
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AsucaHayashi
04/24/20 4:37:39 PM
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at some point he'll suggest the elderly and at-risk people to take a (figurative or literal)bullet for the greater good.

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Sayoria
04/24/20 4:38:54 PM
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Sacrificing anyone's body who does not vote for him to the Gods of curing.

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Phantom_Nook
04/24/20 4:40:06 PM
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mix gasoline, mud and Red Bull. then throw a cherry in it and you're good to go.

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TendoDRM
04/24/20 4:42:30 PM
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Eat some of the spicy Mexican food at trump tower to burn the virus away. Now serving family deals!

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ekie
04/25/20 8:25:07 PM
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Squall28 posted...
Putting a weakened form of the virus in your body so your body can learn to fight it without risking the full power virus.

This is some Trump level genius.

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DD Divine
04/25/20 8:31:55 PM
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rig your microwave so it works with the door open and its a great way to tan

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