Poll of the Day > She said I hit her...

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HornedLion
04/25/20 1:12:22 AM
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Cervix.

But how was I supposed to know? Just because they call it the one eyed weasel doesnt mean I can see through it.

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darcandkharg31
04/25/20 1:15:16 AM
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Who is Cervix and why are you beating her? You make me sick! >:(

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Kyuubi4269
04/25/20 1:18:38 AM
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They call your keys the one eyed weasel? Why?
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Mead
04/25/20 1:20:54 AM
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haha your wiener is long

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DevilSummoner1
04/25/20 1:21:05 AM
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I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not!

oh hi, mark

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Jen0125
04/25/20 1:25:45 AM
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Okay

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Monopoman
04/25/20 2:49:02 AM
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ChaosAzeroth
04/25/20 5:10:28 AM
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DevilSummoner1 posted...
I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not!

oh hi, mark

First thing that popped into my head when I saw the title ngl
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WackJackman
04/25/20 6:29:44 AM
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oh hai doggy

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LeetCheet
04/25/20 7:03:40 AM
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WackJackman posted...
oh hai doggy


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Lonestar2000
04/25/20 7:06:32 AM
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Moms are the best.

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wwinterj25
04/25/20 7:25:40 AM
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This topic is weird.

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dedbus
04/25/20 7:52:18 AM
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I was sceptical at first but Zang was there
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Zeus
04/25/20 2:19:34 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
This topic is weird.

tbh, it's the kind of topic that would get a guy like me suspended but guys like HornedLion are protected because they espouse far-left views the rest of the time and have earned a lot of mod-credit.

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darkknight109
04/25/20 2:33:21 PM
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Never change, Zeus....

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adjl
04/25/20 2:37:30 PM
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Generally speaking, if you're capable of penetrating that deeply, you should try to be aware of which positions allow such deep penetration and be gentler when starting out in those positions, taking a moment to make sure she's okay with how deep you're going. With great wang comes great responsibility.

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Zeus
04/25/20 2:39:21 PM
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darkknight109 posted...
Never change, Zeus....

So long as the current batch of mods don't, my complaints won't.

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HornedLion
04/25/20 3:28:51 PM
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adjl posted...
Generally speaking, if you're capable of penetrating that deeply, you should try to be aware of which positions allow such deep penetration and be gentler when starting out in those positions, taking a moment to make sure she's okay with how deep you're going. With great wang comes great responsibility.

Just wish I had more girth.

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darcandkharg31
04/25/20 3:38:30 PM
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HornedLion posted...
Just wish I had more girth.
https://youtu.be/un3Wo5grdpo?t=50

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wwinterj25
04/25/20 4:09:53 PM
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Zeus posted...
tbh, it's the kind of topic that would get a guy like me suspended but guys like HornedLion are protected because they espouse far-left views the rest of the time and have earned a lot of mod-credit.
ffs

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Monopoman
04/25/20 8:58:48 PM
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Most guys that are very long don't have a ton of girth, it's extremely rare to get both.
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HornedLion
04/25/20 9:15:20 PM
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Monopoman posted...
Most guys that are very long don't have a ton of girth, it's extremely rare to get both.

If I could I would just reroll over and over like I did with my Shiny starters but you cant do that in real life.

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