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Wanded 04/30/20 6:35:16 PM #1: |
What?
You thought Disney would spare anyone? nah they coming for all our childhoods Russo brothers are the producers --- Puss in Boots was a good movie and it deserves more recognition ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mead 04/30/20 6:36:38 PM #3: |
okay
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keyblader1985 04/30/20 6:42:18 PM #4: |
Get Kevin Sorbo to play Zeus
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PK_Spam 04/30/20 6:46:59 PM #5: |
I cant wait for them to make the good parts of the movie bad, and the bad parts of the movie worse! I wonder what theyre gonna do to make Hercules more #feminist.
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Zareth 04/30/20 6:48:05 PM #6: |
Is it Live Action? Danny DeVito can still play Phil.
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Wanded 04/30/20 6:55:30 PM #7: |
Zareth posted...
Is it Live Action?yeah --- Puss in Boots was a good movie and it deserves more recognition ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KJ StErOiDs 04/30/20 7:00:13 PM #8: |
*raises glass*
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FrozenBananas 04/30/20 7:04:36 PM #9: |
Zareth posted...
Is it Live Action? Danny DeVito can still play Phil. sounds awesome --- machine-gun jubblies?! how did I miss those, baby?! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lorthremar 04/30/20 7:26:42 PM #10: |
Zangulus posted...
Remakes dont change the past. Childhoods are in no way impacted by this.yeah. it's so fucking obnoxious when people complain "oh they're ruining my childhood with this." don't watch it then. go watch your original. it's such a simple solution. --- the 9/11 buildings got destroyed in the 9/11 thing - xyphilia ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rexcrk 04/30/20 7:38:26 PM #11: |
Zangulus posted...
Remakes dont change the past. Childhoods are in no way impacted by this.T H I S Ive always hated the this ruined my childhood :c crap. Its such a lazy way to complain about something and it doesnt even make sense. --- These pretzels are making me thirsty! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blightzkrieg 04/30/20 7:39:30 PM #12: |
Is anybody seriously bothered by Hercules of all things getting a remake
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Smarkil 04/30/20 7:54:55 PM #13: |
they should get rid of the good songs so that it sucks like mulan
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joemodda 05/01/20 5:34:08 AM #15: |
I bet the ancient Greeks were rolling in their graves for having their childhood ruined when Disney released Hercules
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JixHedgehog 05/01/20 6:46:15 AM #16: |
Probably one (if only) Disney movie I really liked.
My brother convinced me it wasn't the usual Disney BS and got me to watch it keyblader1985 posted... Get Kevin Sorbo to play Zeus Holy..! Yes YES! --- Not changing my sig until Nintendo announces the Switch XL 1/12/2017 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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b_hamnite 05/01/20 6:58:56 AM #17: |
From "zero" to "please, no" in no time flat.
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Cranie 05/01/20 7:06:30 AM #18: |
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MichaelS91 05/01/20 9:06:00 AM #19: |
Get the feeling james woods won't be playing hades
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FatalAccident 05/01/20 9:40:05 AM #20: |
keyblader1985 posted...
Get Kevin Sorbo to play ZeusI like this --- *walks away* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FatalAccident 05/01/20 9:41:00 AM #21: |
MichaelS91 posted...
Get the feeling james woods won't be playing hadesHe should --- *walks away* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OmegaM 05/01/20 10:26:52 AM #22: |
joemodda posted...
I bet the ancient Greeks were rolling in their graves for having their childhood ruined when Disney released HerculesIt seems that present-day Greeks didn't like the movie: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hercules_(1997_film)#Controversy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Veedrock- 05/01/20 10:28:27 AM #23: |
I bet they don't even cast a real demigod as Hercules.
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streamofthesky 05/01/20 10:35:18 AM #24: |
Ugh, they ruined Aladdin, and now they're gonna ruin my favorite Disney movie
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Zeus 05/01/20 1:59:18 PM #25: |
Cautiously optimistic... although they'll probably make Hercules Chinese, Megara Mexican, and have Hades played by Whoopi Goldberg.
keyblader1985 posted... Get Kevin Sorbo to play Zeus I could dig it. Blightzkrieg posted... Is anybody seriously bothered by Hercules of all things getting a remake Better than Mulan. --- (\/)(\/)|-| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Metalsonic66 05/01/20 2:42:12 PM #26: |
Hercules is my favorite Disney movie and I don't know how to feel about this
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adjl 05/01/20 2:42:32 PM #27: |
Zareth posted...
Is it Live Action? Danny DeVito can still play Phil. This is my only demand. They can do whatever else they want, but if Danny DeVito isn't Phil, it's trash. Zeus posted... Better than Mulan. Mulan, at least, there's a lot of room to make an interesting movie by staying more true to the original story than they did with the animated one. Dunno if they've succeeded or not, since obviously its release has been pushed back, but I'm okay with cutting out the more fantastic bits of the animated one for the sake of telling a less fantastic story. I can, after all, watch the animated version any time if that's what I want. A remake doesn't have to be a frame-for-frame copy of the original (arguably, it shouldn't, especially in a world where the original is easily attainable). Hercules, on the other hand, is a story that's already been done more seriously many other times, and pretty much the only reason the animated Disney version is worth watching is because of how silly and fantastic it is (to be clear, I do enjoy it quite a bit). That silliness is also going to be very difficult to emulate in live action even if they do try for a frame-for-frame remake, so I'm really not sure what they're hoping to accomplish here. I don't have particularly high hopes. Zeus posted... My biggest problem was that silly forced feminist anthem they created for Jasmine that so hilariously out of place that I couldn't stop laughing the whole time... I'm fine with giving Jasmine a bigger role, particularly since class mobility and defying social/cultural expectations are such central themes to Aladdin's story and there was plenty of room to expand on Jasmine's role in all of that, but her song was indeed painfully hamfisted and so musically inconsistent that I was left wondering if Disney had forgotten how to write scores for musicals that aren't Frozen. The movie could have done without that, or at least with a subtler, stylistically-consistent alternative. Zeus posted... that and some of the song & dance numbers felt more Bollywood than Arabic. What bothered me was how they kept accelerating the video playback rate to keep up with the music. There were several points where the framerate obviously changed because the video was faster than the dancers they hired could dance, which was just sloppy. Zeus posted... Plus nobody was a particularly good singer, but that's kind of a running theme with the LA remakes. They weren't bad, per se, but they weren't a great stylistic match. I liked Will Smith's version of Friend Like Me well enough, since he was able to put his own spin on that and adjust it to his strengths, but Arabian Nights wasn't good. Similarly, Jasmine's actress did a reasonable job with the song they wrote for Jasmine, since that seemed to play to her strengths, but her style was very out of place in A Whole New World (particularly where it didn't match the way Aladdin was singing). It seemed to me that the people in charge of hiring for those roles didn't take any input from the songwriters, since everyone was just more pop-ish than was suitable for the movie (which is completely consistent with executive meddling). --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Metalsonic66 05/01/20 2:46:34 PM #28: |
adjl posted...
Mulan, at least, there's a lot of room to make an interesting movie by staying more true to the original story than they did with the animated one. Dunno if they've succeeded or not, since obviously its release has been pushed back, but I'm okay with cutting out the more fantastic bits of the animated one for the sake of telling a less fantastic story. I can, after all, watch the animated version any time if that's what I want. A remake doesn't have to be a frame-for-frame copy of the original (arguably, it shouldn't, especially in a world where the original is easily attainable).Is it really less fantastical though? They just replaced one silly element for another one --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wwinterj25 05/01/20 2:50:56 PM #29: |
MichaelS91 posted...
Get the feeling james woods won't be playing hadeshttps://i.imgur.com/SWzmsBF.gif --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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adjl 05/01/20 2:53:24 PM #30: |
Metalsonic66 posted...
Is it really less fantastical though? They just replaced one silly element for another one *Shrug* We'll have to see. The concept makes sense to me, but that doesn't mean the execution won't fall flat. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zeus 05/01/20 3:12:48 PM #31: |
It also occurs to me that if they did a live-action Moana, they could go with the VA for Moana herself since she's still young enough for the role... although the character likeness would be weak. (Then they could go with one of the Rock's heavier relatives for Maui.)
adjl posted... Hercules, on the other hand, is a story that's already been done more seriously many other times, and pretty much the only reason the animated Disney version is worth watching is because of how silly and fantastic it is (to be clear, I do enjoy it quite a bit). That silliness is also going to be very difficult to emulate in live action even if they do try for a frame-for-frame remake, so I'm really not sure what they're hoping to accomplish here. I don't have particularly high hopes. Hercules has been done so many times precisely because there's a lot to work with. And, quite honestly, I'd love to see another "live-action" hydra. adjl posted... Mulan, at least, there's a lot of room to make an interesting movie by staying more true to the original story than they did with the animated one. Dunno if they've succeeded or not, since obviously its release has been pushed back, but I'm okay with cutting out the more fantastic bits of the animated one for the sake of telling a less fantastic story. I can, after all, watch the animated version any time if that's what I want. A remake doesn't have to be a frame-for-frame copy of the original (arguably, it shouldn't, especially in a world where the original is easily attainable). Uh, doesn't it have a witch now? >_> The only "magic" from the original was the dragon, which was just a tiny fantastical element rather than full-on magic. --- (\/)(\/)|-| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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keyblader1985 05/01/20 3:27:35 PM #32: |
Zeus posted...
As far as Disney remakes go, I thought it was okay. My biggest problem was that silly forced feminist anthem they created for Jasmine that so hilariously out of place that I couldn't stop laughing the whole time...Even in the animated movie Jasmine was all about being more than some shut-in princess (sneaking out of the palace, "I am not some prize to be won," etc.). It doesn't seem like too much of a stretch to give her a feminist slant. --- Official King of PotD You only need one T-Rex to make the point, though. ~ Samus Sedai ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zeus 05/01/20 3:36:11 PM #33: |
keyblader1985 posted...
Even in the animated movie Jasmine was all about being more than some shut-in princess (sneaking out of the palace, "I am not some prize to be won," etc.). It doesn't seem like too much of a stretch to give her a feminist slant. The issue isn't the feminist slant, it's the ridiculously forced song played at a ludicrously stupid time and as a reaction to a villain's order which had less to do with her status as a woman than it did with his status as a villain. It wasn't a matter of "Be quiet because you're a woman and your voice doesn't matter," it was "Be quiet because I'm taking over right now." ( On the flipside, if they *had* to insert a feminist anthem, there were a lot of places where it might actually make sense -- sneaking out to see the city when she could have sang about freedom, after abandoning a suitor when she could have complained about her role in society, etc. --- (\/)(\/)|-| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Yellow 05/01/20 3:44:27 PM #35: |
It's going to try to be edgy piece of art while being too silly to take seriously like every other live action Disney movie.
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Krazy_Kirby 05/01/20 8:32:14 PM #37: |
are they going to show how zeus kidnapped/raped/transformed into animals to sleep with all the mortal women?
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Zeus 05/02/20 2:30:48 AM #38: |
https://i.imgur.com/0tlYMsb.gif
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zebatov 05/02/20 2:53:09 AM #39: |
Disney sucks.
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finalfaw 05/02/20 3:45:41 AM #40: |
rexcrk posted...
T H I S Imagine your mother made you cookies when you were a kid, they were the best cookies in the world, then years later you go to visit her, and she makes you cookies, she makes them the same way, but, uses different, less tasty ingredients, that would stain your memory of those cookies. Same thing, it's not so much these movies are ruining their childhood, more staining the memory of their childhood. --- Begone, this is not for your brains. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DiduXD 05/02/20 3:47:50 AM #41: |
Glad its not Oliver and Company (seriously, when's the last time Disney has acknowledged that film existed anyway? Oh well, my personal favorite of the Disney films).
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finalfaw 05/02/20 5:24:32 AM #42: |
@DiduXD
Oliver & Company is my all time favourite, "Why Should I worry?" is catchy as hell. --- Begone, this is not for your brains. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ScritchOwl 05/02/20 8:46:35 AM #43: |
Just wait they will make a robin hood remake that will make cats look like avatar especially when the butthole cut is released
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC 05/02/20 10:06:55 AM #44: |
Zareth posted...
Is it Live Action? Danny DeVito can still play Phil.Hell to the yes. --- "There are crazy people in the world that do crazy ****. That is the end of it. There's nothing you can do about it." - Jon Stewart ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DiduXD 05/02/20 2:11:02 PM #46: |
finalfaw posted...
DiduXD Its mine as well and why I think that film is the best. --- Forget what you've already won and focus on the current match. Main FC: 4313-5212-1176 IGN Matthew If we all hold on together, our dreams will never die. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ClarkDuke 05/02/20 3:23:11 PM #47: |
keyblader1985 posted...
Even in the animated movie Jasmine was all about being more than some shut-in princess (sneaking out of the palace, "I am not some prize to be won," etc.). It doesn't seem like too much of a stretch to give her a feminist slant.is it any wonder a catch like, zeus of all people a man in his later years, and on unemployment, is single, ok? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zeus 05/02/20 6:40:07 PM #48: |
PyroBlade1985 posted...
$5 says they get Warwick Davis. When Peter Dinklage is available? Not that they have to go with anybody that short for the role anyway, they just need somebody shorter than average.... and Danny Devito is 4'10" --- (\/)(\/)|-| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirtBasedSoap 05/02/20 6:43:53 PM #49: |
ClarkDuke posted...
is it any wonder a catch like, zeus of all people a man in his later years, and on unemployment, is single, ok?truly shocking --- Every man with a microphone thinks he can tell you what he loves the most ... Copied to Clipboard!
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finalfaw 05/02/20 6:43:56 PM #50: |
@DiduXD
Jonathan Young did a cover of that song, it's pretty good. --- Begone, this is not for your brains. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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