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trappedunderice
05/01/20 2:59:03 AM
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@dolomedes this thing came sprinting across my carpet and I said hell no. What is it?
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EnragedSlith
05/01/20 2:59:58 AM
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The kind of spider that was running pest control for free.

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Jeff AKA Snoopy
05/01/20 3:00:03 AM
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It looks like a Dead Spider

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rahasperj
05/01/20 3:00:21 AM
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Where in the world do you live? That'll help narrow it down. It doesn't have to be specific, just a generalization. For instance, American Midwest.

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trappedunderice
05/01/20 3:00:22 AM
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trappedunderice
05/01/20 3:01:01 AM
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rahasperj posted...
Where in the world do you live? That'll help narrow it down. It doesn't have to be specific, just a generalization. For instance, American Midwest.
American Midwest, Missouri
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Tyranthraxus
05/01/20 3:01:17 AM
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Looks like a brown recluse. You did what you had to do.

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rahasperj
05/01/20 3:02:20 AM
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trappedunderice posted...
American Midwest, Missouri
Well, me too, so I'll go with my first guess. Seems to be some form of wolf spider. A young one.

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rahasperj
05/01/20 3:02:48 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Looks like a brown recluse. You did what you had to do.
Or brown recluse, but I don't think they're native to that area. Let me find out.

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trappedunderice
05/01/20 3:02:56 AM
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It's not a brown recluse, I know those I had an infestation at my last apartment.
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rahasperj
05/01/20 3:05:08 AM
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trappedunderice posted...
It's not a brown recluse, I know those I had an infestation at my last apartment.
Yeah, while brown recluses do live in that area, it's just a little too dark for me. I'm going to go with wolf spider.

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rahasperj
05/01/20 3:05:20 AM
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trappedunderice posted...
It's not a brown recluse, I know those I had an infestation at my last apartment.
Also, fuck that noise.

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Keith_Valentine
05/01/20 3:06:13 AM
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Evidence of a crime against spiderkind. Youll pay when the 8 Legged Brotherhood sees this. Hope you dont mind getting bit in the night in your most tender zones. And i aint talkin foreplay, kid.

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rahasperj
05/01/20 3:07:22 AM
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Do you live in a rural or urban area? Also, where in your living room was he coming from? A closet?

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trappedunderice
05/01/20 3:07:48 AM
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Brown recluse aren't as fat and are more of a skinny spider, the violin shape on their back is what gives up their type of spider.
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rahasperj
05/01/20 3:10:26 AM
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I'll never forget the time I was walking through the woods and walked into a web, and a fucking massive spider got onto my face. I instinctively ripped that fucker up. Was either a wolf spider or a recluse, judging from the size of the remains.

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trappedunderice
05/01/20 3:12:21 AM
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rahasperj posted...
Do you live in a rural or urban area? Also, where in your living room was he coming from? A closet?
Urban area, came running from under my door while I was watching nerflix. He probably wanted to chill but I am not having part of that.
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trappedunderice
05/01/20 3:15:06 AM
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rahasperj posted...
I'll never forget the time I was walking through the woods and walked into a web, and a fucking massive spider got onto my face. I instinctively ripped that fucker up. Was either a wolf spider or a recluse, judging from the size of the remains.
Wolf and recluse spiders dont make webs I think it was probably an orb weaver.
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trappedunderice
05/01/20 3:17:32 AM
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Godamnit @dolomedes help me out.
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rahasperj
05/01/20 3:18:06 AM
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Can we get a picture of the under side of the spider please?

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Sancho_Claus
05/01/20 3:19:07 AM
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Looks like a female house spider
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trappedunderice
05/01/20 3:27:30 AM
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rahasperj posted...
Can we get a picture of the under side of the spider please?
Ok
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trappedunderice
05/01/20 3:28:42 AM
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I feel like Snake in MGS2 trying to take different picture angles of the metal gear.
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rahasperj
05/01/20 3:31:44 AM
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Well, I've conducted a lot of research about spiders in and around Missouri, and my research has yielded this.

It's a common black house spider.

I know, fuckin ace detective over here, sorry.

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trappedunderice
05/01/20 3:35:01 AM
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rahasperj posted...
Well, I've conducted a lot of research about spiders in and around Missouri, and my research has yielded this.

It's a common black house spider.

I know, fuckin ace detective over here, sorry.
Well I'll take your word for it you've been the most helpful, thank you.
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MabusIncarnate
05/01/20 3:48:32 AM
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It appears to be a St. Louis flipping spider of death. Being you flipped it over, you will die tomorrow. RIP.

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trappedunderice
05/01/20 3:51:34 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
It appears to be a St. Louis flipping spider of death. Being you flipped it over, you will die tomorrow. RIP.
Whoo baby better make a new topic on it!
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Mistere Man
05/01/20 3:51:45 AM
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Maybe this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_house_spider

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MabusIncarnate
05/01/20 3:54:22 AM
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Done and done

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78645583

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EndOfDiscOne
05/01/20 10:39:31 AM
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trappedunderice posted...
spider.
fuck that

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Mistere Man
05/02/20 3:32:47 PM
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dolomedes posted...
looks like a dead tigrosa wolf spider

unlikely to be an australian spider in missouri
Yeah sorry I read that wrong and thought it said it was in the Americas, but that was a relative spider.

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King Rial
05/04/20 1:23:14 PM
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lol
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