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Mezcla 05/01/20 2:29:28 PM #1:	"we were roommates, i got really drunk, kissed her, took off all my clothes, and we kinda just never stopped" i gotta find a way to rephrase this... --- Sig <cite>Mezcla posted [p:938434677] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>"we were roommates, i got really drunk, kissed her, took off all my clothes, and we kinda just never stopped" i gotta find a way to rephrase this... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ScofieldReturns 05/01/20 2:30:18 PM #2:	Mezcla posted... we were roommates i mean, you can kinda stop there... --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>ScofieldReturns posted [p:938434727] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>Mezcla posted... </cite> <quote>we were roommates</quote> i mean, you can kinda stop there... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 05/01/20 2:30:41 PM #3:	I lie to my kids all the time --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:938434745] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>I lie to my kids all the time </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tenlaar 05/01/20 2:31:10 PM #4:	I don't know why you would purposefully try to find such a weird and shitty way to say "we started off as friends and roommates and then it became more." <cite>Tenlaar posted [p:938434771] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>I don't know why you would purposefully try to find such a weird and shitty way to say "we started off as friends and roommates and then it became more." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 05/01/20 2:31:25 PM #5:	Isn't it supposed to be how you met and not the first time you fucked? --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:938434785] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>Isn't it supposed to be how you met and not the first time you fucked?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 05/01/20 2:31:43 PM #6:	But will they call her mom or aunt? --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://imgur.com/FKDXbHs <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:938434807] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>But will they call her mom or aunt? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 05/01/20 2:32:30 PM #7:	Parents who don't lie to their kids are bad parents who want to use "telling the truth" as a way to not have to have responsibility of the outcome. "While, I told them the truth and that's all I can do" It's not. --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:938434845] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>Parents who don't lie to their kids are bad parents who want to use "telling the truth" as a way to not have to have responsibility of the outcome. "While, I told them the truth and that's all I can do" It's not. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 05/01/20 2:32:51 PM #8:	ScofieldReturns posted... i mean, you can kinda stop there... "oh my god they were roommates" --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:938434867] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>ScofieldReturns posted... </cite> <quote>i mean, you can kinda stop there...</quote>"oh my god they were roommates" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThanksUglyGod 05/01/20 2:33:27 PM #9:	Whatever you do, don't take 9 years to tell them. And definitely don't bring up your ex. <cite>ThanksUglyGod posted [p:938434897] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>Whatever you do, don't take 9 years to tell them. And definitely don't bring up your ex. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ApherosyLove 05/01/20 2:33:35 PM #10:	DrizztLink posted... "oh my god they were roommates" I understood that reference. --- I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love. <cite>ApherosyLove posted [p:938434904] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite> <quote>"oh my god they were roommates"</quote>I understood that reference. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 05/01/20 2:36:57 PM #11:	That's not even bad. Imagine telling your kids "I met your mom on Tinder." That's fucking embarrassing. --- GOML <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:938435087] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>That's not even bad. Imagine telling your kids "I met your mom on Tinder." That's fucking embarrassing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 05/01/20 2:38:20 PM #12:	No but you have to include 9 seasons of your life prior to moving in with her How'd you meet Why were you where you were What did you do nine years before you met her Then the ninth season can be just about like two days --- NFLB 2020 Summersim Roster (11-4): https://imgur.com/4Pvr5rT St. Louis Battlehawks (3-2) <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:938435167] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>No but you have to include 9 seasons of your life prior to moving in with her How'd you meet Why were you where you were What did you do nine years before you met her Then the ninth season can be just about like two days </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 05/01/20 2:39:26 PM #13:	Don't forget to talk about your umbrella. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:938435239] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>Don't forget to talk about your umbrella. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mezcla 05/01/20 2:39:30 PM #14:	Pepys Monster posted... That's not even bad. Imagine telling your kids "I met your mom on Tinder." That's fucking embarrassing. oh yeah huh. i know someone who met their partner on instagram. cuz she posted a pic of her butt and he was browsing the #booty tag... --- Sig <cite>Mezcla posted [p:938435246] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>Pepys Monster posted... </cite> <quote>That's not even bad. Imagine telling your kids "I met your mom on Tinder." That's fucking embarrassing.</quote>oh yeah huh. i know someone who met their partner on instagram. cuz she posted a pic of her butt and he was browsing the #booty tag... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoShadowhen 05/01/20 2:40:03 PM #15:	Was it some sort of bizarre random roommate assignment? Heineken14 posted... Isn't it supposed to be how you met and not the first time you fucked? Thats definitely how Id handle it. <cite>NeoShadowhen posted [p:938435276] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>Was it some sort of bizarre random roommate assignment? Heineken14 posted... </cite> <quote>Isn't it supposed to be how you met and not the first time you fucked?</quote> Thats definitely how Id handle it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 05/01/20 2:41:05 PM #16:	Just tell them you bought her on Amazon --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:938435328] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>Just tell them you bought her on Amazon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mezcla 05/01/20 2:41:13 PM #17:	NeoShadowhen posted... Was it some sort of bizarre random roommate assignment? no. she was a friend of a friend and she needed roommates and i need a place. --- Sig <cite>Mezcla posted [p:938435343] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>NeoShadowhen posted... </cite> <quote>Was it some sort of bizarre random roommate assignment?</quote>no. she was a friend of a friend and she needed roommates and i need a place. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoShadowhen 05/01/20 2:42:56 PM #18:	Mezcla posted... no. she was a friend of a friend and she needed roommates and i need a place. So tell them that. Leave out the first fuck. Unless that happened in the first few minutes of meeting. Then you have to tell them everything. Its the law. <cite>NeoShadowhen posted [p:938435427] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>Mezcla posted... </cite> <quote>no. she was a friend of a friend and she needed roommates and i need a place.</quote> So tell them that. Leave out the first fuck. Unless that happened in the first few minutes of meeting. Then you have to tell them everything. Its the law. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cuttin_in_farm 05/01/20 2:43:42 PM #19:	Kid: How did you and mommy meet? TC: WELL FIRST I SLID OFF HER CLOTHES! --- A show of kindness may not do much help, but a show of cruelty may do much harm. <cite>cuttin_in_farm posted [p:938435468] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>Kid: How did you and mommy meet? TC: WELL FIRST I SLID OFF HER CLOTHES! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mezcla 05/01/20 2:44:43 PM #20:	cuttin_in_farm posted... Kid: How did you and mommy meet? TC: WELL FIRST I SLID OFF HER CLOTHES! lmao --- Sig <cite>Mezcla posted [p:938435526] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>cuttin_in_farm posted... </cite> <quote>Kid: How did you and mommy meet? TC: WELL FIRST I SLID OFF HER CLOTHES!</quote>lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mezcla 05/01/20 2:46:13 PM #21:	once me and my fiancee went to a church valentine's day dinner. they had games kinda like the dating game and our question was "where was your first kiss" i didn't know what to put lmao. do i tell this CHURCH that we kissed living together UNWED so luckily we both just put the city and we won --- Sig <cite>Mezcla posted [p:938435606] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>once me and my fiancee went to a church valentine's day dinner. they had games kinda like the dating game and our question was "where was your first kiss" i didn't know what to put lmao. do i tell this CHURCH that we kissed living together UNWED so luckily we both just put the city and we won </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 05/01/20 2:48:10 PM #22:	Lost_All_Senses posted... Parents who don't lie to their kids are bad parents who want to use "telling the truth" as a way to not have to have responsibility of the outcome. "While, I told them the truth and that's all I can do" It's not. What? As a parent that does not lie to my children that is not how it works at all. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:938435719] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>Parents who don't lie to their kids are bad parents who want to use "telling the truth" as a way to not have to have responsibility of the outcome. "While, I told them the truth and that's all I can do" It's not.</quote>What? As a parent that does not lie to my children that is not how it works at all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 05/01/20 2:50:48 PM #23:	Mezcla posted... we were roommates just tell em that you fucking creep --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html https://imgur.com/3SYUVmU <cite>Choco posted [p:938435856] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>Mezcla posted... </cite> <quote>we were roommates</quote>just tell em that you fucking creep </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mezcla 05/01/20 2:53:22 PM #24:	Choco posted... just tell em that you fucking creep man im tired of your name calling. reported and ignored. --- Sig <cite>Mezcla posted [p:938436005] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted... </cite> <quote>just tell em that you fucking creep</quote>man im tired of your name calling. reported and ignored. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tenlaar 05/01/20 2:56:39 PM #25:	It's pretty fair to say that this topic falls into "fucking creep" territory since you come across as having some desire to tell your children about fucking their mom, which is distinctly different from how you met her. <cite>Tenlaar posted [p:938436190] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>It's pretty fair to say that this topic falls into "fucking creep" territory since you come across as having some desire to tell your children about fucking their mom, which is distinctly different from how you met her. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mezcla 05/01/20 3:01:14 PM #26:	Tenlaar posted... It's pretty fair to say that this topic falls into "fucking creep" territory since you come across as having some desire to tell your children about fucking their mom, which is distinctly different from how you met her. fuck you --- Sig <cite>Mezcla posted [p:938436468] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>Tenlaar posted... </cite> <quote>It's pretty fair to say that this topic falls into "fucking creep" territory since you come across as having some desire to tell your children about fucking their mom, which is distinctly different from how you met her.</quote>fuck you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 05/01/20 3:01:30 PM #27:	IfGodCouldDie posted... What? As a parent that does not lie to my children that is not how it works at all. Lol, I was bullshitting. But I do believe that lying to kids is fine. Do your kids believe in Santa? --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:938436483] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>IfGodCouldDie posted... </cite> <quote>What? As a parent that does not lie to my children that is not how it works at all.</quote> Lol, I was bullshitting. But I do believe that lying to kids is fine. Do your kids believe in Santa? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 05/01/20 3:02:03 PM #28:	considering 90% of peoples' stories now are like "we met on tinder" or "we met on whatevercupid" I think this is actually an interesting / cool story doesn't sound like you're actually talking about how you met her though --- FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) \| RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/ <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:938436522] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>considering 90% of peoples' stories now are like "we met on tinder" or "we met on whatevercupid" I think this is actually an interesting / cool story doesn't sound like you're actually talking about how you met her though </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crashus 05/01/20 3:03:28 PM #29:	Kids, we got real crunk and I gave your mother a double dirty Sanchez. --- I use irish spring deodorant <cite>Crashus posted [p:938436604] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>Kids, we got real crunk and I gave your mother a double dirty Sanchez. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 05/01/20 3:18:26 PM #30:	Lost_All_Senses posted... Lol, I was bullshitting. But I do believe that lying to kids is fine. Do your kids believe in Santa? Not in the sense that he is a mystical being that watches them their entire lives. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:938437505] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>Lol, I was bullshitting. But I do believe that lying to kids is fine. Do your kids believe in Santa?</quote>Not in the sense that he is a mystical being that watches them their entire lives. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 05/01/20 3:25:00 PM #31:	IfGodCouldDie posted... Not in the sense that he is a mystical being that watches them their entire lives. But he brings them presents? Cause if they believe he's real, all the truths you tell don't mean shit when they find out he doesn't, you're still gonna look like a liar. I just find it funny when parents throw away trust for tradition, even when they have the morals everywhere else. Of course, I was raised without holidays, so the tradition shit misses me on all levels. --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:938437854] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>IfGodCouldDie posted... </cite> <quote>Not in the sense that he is a mystical being that watches them their entire lives.</quote> But he brings them presents? Cause if they believe he's real, all the truths you tell don't mean shit when they find out he doesn't, you're still gonna look like a liar. I just find it funny when parents throw away trust for tradition, even when they have the morals everywhere else. Of course, I was raised without holidays, so the tradition shit misses me on all levels. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 05/01/20 3:28:37 PM #32:	Lost_All_Senses posted... But he brings them presents? Cause if they believe he's real, all the truths you tell don't mean shit when they find out he doesn't, you're still gonna look like a liar. I just find it funny when parents throw away trust for tradition, even when they have the morals everywhere else. Of course, I was raised without holidays, so the tradition shit misses me on all levels. No he doesnt bring them presents. When our kids first asked about Santa we told them that he is a character played by people at malls, a mascot for coke and the embodiment of Christmas spirit. The only gifts they get from "Santa" are from my grandfather, because that's always how he has labeled gifts from himself. Even when I was an adult he gave gifts from Santa. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:938438038] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>But he brings them presents? Cause if they believe he's real, all the truths you tell don't mean shit when they find out he doesn't, you're still gonna look like a liar. I just find it funny when parents throw away trust for tradition, even when they have the morals everywhere else. Of course, I was raised without holidays, so the tradition shit misses me on all levels.</quote>No he doesnt bring them presents. When our kids first asked about Santa we told them that he is a character played by people at malls, a mascot for coke and the embodiment of Christmas spirit. The only gifts they get from "Santa" are from my grandfather, because that's always how he has labeled gifts from himself. Even when I was an adult he gave gifts from Santa. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LastTomorrow 05/01/20 3:31:36 PM #33:	Did she die of disease? Are you going to be with your friend whom they call their aunt --- Waffle waffle waffle <cite>LastTomorrow posted [p:938438197] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>Did she die of disease? Are you going to be with your friend whom they call their aunt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 05/01/20 3:39:56 PM #34:	IfGodCouldDie posted... No he doesnt bring them presents. When our kids first asked about Santa we told them that he is a character played by people at malls, a mascot for coke and the embodiment of Christmas spirit. The only gifts they get from "Santa" are from my grandfather, because that's always how he has labeled gifts from himself. Even when I was an adult he gave gifts from Santa. Respect. But give me a second, I'll find something about this to complain about. I just need more time. --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:938438679] in im really ... [t:78646896]...</cite> <quote>IfGodCouldDie posted... </cite> <quote>No he doesnt bring them presents. When our kids first asked about Santa we told them that he is a character played by people at malls, a mascot for coke and the embodiment of Christmas spirit. The only gifts they get from "Santa" are from my grandfather, because that's always how he has labeled gifts from himself. Even when I was an adult he gave gifts from Santa.</quote> Respect. But give me a second, I'll find something about this to complain about. I just need more time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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