Current Events > Oh great, the Asian Giant Hornet has begun to colonize the US

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Spellcaster
05/04/20 1:55:41 PM
#152:


Fuck
Fuck
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voldothegr8
05/04/20 2:04:35 PM
#153:


Oh god the front page of TMZ shows a video of one of these evil fucks easily killing a mouse.

Why are they here now!?!
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
05/04/20 3:29:41 PM
#154:


voldothegr8 posted...
Oh god the front page of TMZ shows a video of one of these evil fucks easily killing a mouse.

Why are they here now!?!
Because God hates us.

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Funkydog
05/04/20 3:39:10 PM
#155:


voldothegr8 posted...
Oh god the front page of TMZ shows a video of one of these evil fucks easily killing a mouse.

Why are they here now!?!
This is divine retribution against America.

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Taharqa_
05/04/20 4:02:53 PM
#156:




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Austin_Era_II
05/04/20 4:11:22 PM
#157:


Just nuke them - Duncanwii

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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
05/04/20 4:16:18 PM
#158:


Austin_Era_II posted...
Just nuke them - Duncanwii
The way this year's going, they'd survive and mutate into an even more lethal form.


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mach25687
05/04/20 4:20:14 PM
#159:


DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
The way this year's going, they'd survive and mutate into an even more lethal form.
https://imgur.com/cV1N6Zu


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Bestoffuture
05/04/20 10:19:16 PM
#160:


Should I buy toilet paper?

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kingdrake2
05/05/20 1:54:31 AM
#161:


Bestoffuture posted...
Should I buy toilet paper?


yes.
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AceMos
05/05/20 3:41:46 AM
#162:


i think i figured out what has happened

god has been taking a nap the past few years and just woke up and sees what a mess has become of things

so she said FUCK IT IM ENDING THINGS AND STARTING OVER


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Bad_Mojo
05/05/20 3:46:14 AM
#163:


This was in Washington, right? I really hope they don't come to Portland.

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Bad_Mojo
05/05/20 3:52:42 AM
#164:


voldothegr8 posted...
Oh god the front page of TMZ shows a video of one of these evil fucks easily killing a mouse.

Can we post the video here? There is a video of them killing bees, so why not a mouse?

It really shows you how big and violent they are

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NinjaPirateDood
05/05/20 3:58:29 AM
#165:


I shall harness their power and take over the world! Bwaahahahahaaa~!

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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
05/05/20 6:28:14 AM
#166:


Bad_Mojo posted...
Can we post the video here? There is a video of them killing bees, so why not a mouse?

It really shows you how big and violent they are
I watched it, and I regret it. Poor little mouse never had a chance. :( It looked like a grappling match between Demian Maia and some Joe Schmo who'd had literally one jiu-jitsu lesson.

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AceMos
05/05/20 6:32:24 AM
#167:


against my better judgment i watched it and fuck the person who filmed this instead of helping the poor thing

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voldothegr8
05/05/20 6:37:15 AM
#168:


AceMos posted...
against my better judgment i watched it and fuck the person who filmed this instead of helping the poor thing

I mean, it came after the cameraman next so there's that. Also, what's he expected to do? I'd run the fuck away but I'm never saving the mouse either. Nature is metal and I'm not becoming a statistic.
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
05/05/20 7:37:09 AM
#169:


voldothegr8 posted...
Nature is metal and I'm not becoming a statistic.
Just found my next sig. ^_^

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Crazyman93
05/05/20 7:52:05 AM
#170:


AceMos posted...
against my better judgment i watched it and fuck the person who filmed this instead of helping the poor thing

I mean, it's a giant ass hornet, the stupidity here is the guy filming it instead of using the distraction to haul ass out of there.
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DepreceV2
05/05/20 8:39:20 AM
#171:


Bad_Mojo posted...
Can we post the video here? There is a video of them killing bees, so why not a mouse?

It really shows you how big and violent they are

No. I got moderated for it

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NinjaPirateDood
05/05/20 1:18:17 PM
#172:


Well, I watched it, and that was not instant. That was torture. Pitiful thing was still writhing around by the end of the video. Having to deal with mouse-sized hornets is a fear I never wanted to realize.

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Solar_Crimson
05/05/20 1:20:23 PM
#173:


AceMos posted...
against my better judgment i watched it and fuck the person who filmed this instead of helping the poor thing
The cameraman couldn't do anything and in fact may have made things worse for the mouse and/or himself.

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RchHomieQuanChi
05/05/20 1:25:31 PM
#174:


The continent of Asia is just trying to fuck the world at this point.

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DepreceV2
05/05/20 1:31:14 PM
#175:


Solar_Crimson posted...
The cameraman couldn't do anything and in fact may have made things worse for the mouse and/or himself.

Yea I always wonder why people condemned the camera man when there was literally nothing he could do unless he was insanely precise

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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
05/05/20 1:31:42 PM
#176:


https://theoatmeal.com/comics/bees_vs_hornets

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mech dragon
05/05/20 1:33:53 PM
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kingdrake2
05/05/20 2:42:24 PM
#178:


DepreceV2 posted...
No. I got moderated for it


that's some BS. didn't have any nudity or gore. still get moderated for it anyway.
maybe it was due to the violence it was pretty graphic.
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Touch
05/05/20 2:48:24 PM
#179:


Finally time to invest in a flamethrower

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brestugo
05/05/20 2:51:30 PM
#180:




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rodu_jr
05/05/20 9:12:11 PM
#181:


Is this the same little shit that's invading?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR6RZ4ITqyw
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kingdrake2
05/05/20 9:14:00 PM
#182:


that's the one. that's the big fucking hornet that put the mouse to sleep.
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Vengeance29
05/05/20 9:16:09 PM
#183:


Even though I'm like a thousand times bigger than that thing, it's still way too big.
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AceMos
05/06/20 1:27:02 AM
#184:


ive come up with a solution

we blow up the earth

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modena
05/06/20 2:25:17 AM
#185:


stoltenberg11 posted...
See I always hear mixed reports of Cicaida Killer stings. Some say they aren't that bad and some say they're as bad as they look like they'd be. I've heard they're real docile though and take some serious provoking to actually sting you.
That is true but happening over a ground hole of one is enough to set them off.Their very territorial like a bumblebee. About the sting man they all very from person to person and how much/long they are stung.Worst sting of my life was actually a dark red and black ass wasp.Second was the solid bright red wasps.

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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
05/06/20 3:06:20 AM
#186:


^
Yeah, when I used to mow my grandma's yard, I'd go around for 10 or so minutes beforehand plugging all the entrance holes with pebbles. Of course, if she'd just let me pour gasoline down them, it wouldn't have mattered. ^_^

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modena
05/06/20 3:23:33 AM
#187:


DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
^
Yeah, when I used to mow my grandma's yard, I'd go around for 10 or so minutes beforehand plugging all the entrance holes with pebbles. Of course, if she'd just let me pour gasoline down them, it wouldn't have mattered. ^_^
Yep,gasoline works instantly lol.

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indica
05/06/20 3:48:49 AM
#188:


brestugo posted...
lmao

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gguirao
05/06/20 3:50:33 AM
#189:


Trump and his right-wing racists are going to be all over this.

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BB mofo
05/06/20 7:18:00 PM
#190:


For old times sake:

Coyote Petersen being stun by an Asian Giant Hornet (aka the Murder Hornet)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7VMcMJBjD4

TL:DW: Ranked it the worst pain he'd experienced in his life up to that point.

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brestugo
05/06/20 7:57:16 PM
#191:


gguirao posted...
Trump and his right-wing racists are going to be all over this.
"Mr. President, I have something I need to bring to your attention....."

3 minutes later.....

"It came from where? JESUS H. CHRIST! Get Stephen Miller on the horn!"

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CProtectionSvce
05/07/20 9:41:14 AM
#192:


BB mofo posted...
For old times sake:

Coyote Petersen being stun by an Asian Giant Hornet (aka the Murder Hornet)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7VMcMJBjD4

TL:DW: Ranked it the worst pain he'd experienced in his life up to that point.

Holy shit

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closetjpopfan
05/08/20 2:49:58 AM
#193:


AceMos posted...
ive come up with a solution

we blow up the earth

you gotta do what you gotta do, make the tough choices
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Muflaggin
05/08/20 3:00:31 AM
#194:


Imagine feeling bad for a shitty mouse getting tortured. Fuck mice.
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stoltenberg11
05/08/20 1:46:27 PM
#195:


You guys. The lord of the bug world is here to save us!

https://www.tmz.com/2020/05/07/praying-mantis-kills-eats-murder-hornet/

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ThePrinceFish
05/08/20 1:51:24 PM
#196:


BB mofo posted...
For old times sake:

Coyote Petersen being stun by an Asian Giant Hornet (aka the Murder Hornet)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7VMcMJBjD4

TL:DW: Ranked it the worst pain he'd experienced in his life up to that point.
IIRC, he said that the Hornet had the most painful sting he'd experienced. Pretty sure Coyote said that the worst pain from an animal was when his hand got bit by a gila monster. Also when he got bit by the giant desert centipede, he had to cut the filming because it was hurting him so bad, only time I've seen him do that.

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closetjpopfan
05/08/20 10:18:09 PM
#197:


stoltenberg11 posted...
You guys. The lord of the bug world is here to save us!

https://www.tmz.com/2020/05/07/praying-mantis-kills-eats-murder-hornet/

Hail Mantis!
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
05/09/20 10:51:10 AM
#198:


stoltenberg11 posted...
You guys. The lord of the bug world is here to save us!

https://www.tmz.com/2020/05/07/praying-mantis-kills-eats-murder-hornet/
Eh, I've also seen a video taken in the wild where the hornet straight up murdered the mantis. Difference here was the mantis was able to attack from behind, which makes me think it was staged.

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stoltenberg11
05/09/20 7:12:19 PM
#199:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFmtmO2cnlg

The man himself fills us in!

I was wrong earlier too. It was the executioner wasp, not the cow killer, that was the worst sting.

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