Poll of the Day > my dog just told me 5G caused the coronavirus???

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sodium-chloride
05/02/20 4:37:27 PM
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can someone confirm? I don't want this shit to kill me.
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Sarcasthma
05/02/20 4:58:09 PM
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I can confirm. If you look really closely, you'll notice "coronavirus" is spelled with 5 g's.

That can't be a coincidence.

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Shinebolt
05/02/20 5:33:49 PM
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Depends on whether you live in a country deeply infiltrated by China or not. If you do, then yes it causes coronavirus. Otherwise, you'll just get terminal stage 100 cancer within mere minutes of using anything 5G.

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Mead
05/02/20 5:56:20 PM
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Big brain government infecting people with data towers in order to tank their own economy

#JustGalaxyBrainThings

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Mehere
05/02/20 5:58:50 PM
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No no, it's the wind turbines. They spread cancer injected corona virus cells by blowing it all over the world and into the homes of people. My sources is a piece of toast that looks like a duck and a snail I found outside. >_>

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BraveDimension
05/02/20 6:01:42 PM
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It's cats. They come along when you're not looking and dip their paws in your water glass. Of course, the virus comes from the ground outside so the sickness instantly gets transferred from your cat to your water. Heck, my cat's doing it right now! Lava, you Traitor!
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DPsx7
05/02/20 6:03:52 PM
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It was created by the team against Trump. Since their other stunts failed they wanted to blame him for something bigger. This is why he deserves 4 more years. The bad guys just want chaos.

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RCtheWSBC
05/02/20 6:06:31 PM
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DPsx7 posted...
It was created by the team against Trump. Since their other stunts failed they wanted to blame him for something bigger. This is why he deserves 4 more years. The bad guys just want chaos.
Bruh you're trolling or trying too hard; this shit is an international conspiracy that has literally nothing to do with Trump >_> People in the UK were burning down telecom towers over this shit. This is literally not a thing people are trying to connect Trump to--it has a life of its own. You're the only person I've seen try.

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DPsx7
05/02/20 6:18:42 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
This is literally not a thing people are trying to connect Trump to--it has a life of its own. You're the only person I've seen try.

First off, yes I know better. Second, are you sure? Because I see a lot of really sad people trying to blame this on Trump. They aren't doing a good job but still...

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RCtheWSBC
05/02/20 6:20:20 PM
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Like I said, you're the first person I've seen even mention the 5G conspiracy and Trump in the same sentence. So if you're trying to defend him, I think you're setting up a strawman.

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captpackrat
05/02/20 6:21:13 PM
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sodium-chloride
05/02/20 6:25:11 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
Like I said, you're the first person I've seen even mention the 5G conspiracy and Trump in the same sentence. So if you're trying to defend him, I think you're setting up a strawman.

i heard trump is trying to invent 6G to interfere with the 5G broadcasters. fuck these goons trying to kill us with the coronavirus

god damn i love donald i hope he wins this year. we needs more of him in our lives.
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Shinebolt
05/02/20 6:30:08 PM
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Mead posted...
Big brain government infecting people with data towers in order to tank their own economy

#JustGalaxyBrainThings

It's a Thanos Level Global Domination Plan. Us mere mortals could never hope to comprehend.

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JOExHIGASHI
05/02/20 7:27:17 PM
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if your dog has shifty eyes that means it's the villain

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DPsx7
05/02/20 7:28:28 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
Like I said, you're the first person I've seen even mention the 5G conspiracy and Trump in the same sentence. So if you're trying to defend him, I think you're setting up a strawman.

Lucky you I suppose. I should clarify that the haters are tying 5G and corona together in their blame Trump game. Rational people know there's no way a wireless signal is transmitting anything but data.

Taken in context of the other posts I think this is a joke topic anyway.

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BraveDimension
05/02/20 9:15:57 PM
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Alright. Simmer down kids. We're all friends here.

...Right?
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sodium-chloride
05/02/20 11:38:07 PM
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BraveDimension posted...
Alright. Simmer down kids. We're all friends here.

...Right?

i bet all of potd has coronavirus. stay away from me u disgustos
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Revelation34
05/02/20 11:43:57 PM
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BraveDimension posted...
Alright. Simmer down kids. We're all friends here.

...Right?


https://youtube.com/watch?v=NIgfiSzCy1o
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Runner_style
05/03/20 2:20:33 AM
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Mead posted...
Big brain government infecting people with data towers in order to tank their own economy

#JustGalaxyBrainThings

I would laugh at this but brain dead morons where I live have destroyed 5g masts after believing 5g causes coronavirus.

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sodium-chloride
05/03/20 9:05:31 AM
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Runner_style posted...
I would laugh at this but brain dead morons where I live have destroyed 5g masts after believing 5g causes coronavirus.

Prove that it doesn't???
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Mead
05/03/20 9:32:56 AM
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sodium-chloride posted...
Prove that it doesn't???

considering there isnt even a hypothetical explanation of how 5g is harmful in any way, the burden of proof is on conspiracy theorists to provide any actual evidence that suggests what they are claiming. Not just their feelings.

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wwinterj25
05/03/20 9:40:09 AM
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I knew it! The voices told me this was wasn't true but I didn't believe them!

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sodium-chloride
05/03/20 12:55:43 PM
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Mead posted...
considering there isnt even a hypothetical explanation of how 5g is harmful in any way, the burden of proof is on conspiracy theorists to provide any actual evidence that suggests what they are claiming. Not just their feelings.

Typical left wing nonsense. y don't u go try to prove global warming then huh?
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Krazy_Kirby
05/03/20 1:36:01 PM
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Revelation34
05/03/20 8:17:52 PM
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The earth is as flat as 5G.
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Far-Queue
05/03/20 9:16:01 PM
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Yes

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Revelation34
05/03/20 11:09:13 PM
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My cat just texted me and said that 5G causes teens to eat Walmart produce.
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SpaceBear_
05/03/20 11:15:26 PM
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5G is a name, not a unit of measurement.

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Revelation34
05/03/20 11:23:36 PM
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SpaceBear_ posted...
5G is a name, not a unit of measurement.


Why not both?
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Smiffwilm
05/04/20 2:00:40 AM
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How do you know your dog isn't really just a cat wearing a fancy dog suit?

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sodium-chloride
05/04/20 8:09:09 AM
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Smiffwilm posted...
How do you know your dog isn't really just a cat wearing a fancy dog suit?

Because she told me. She tells me everything.
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Revelation34
05/04/20 8:40:38 PM
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sodium-chloride posted...


Because she told me. She tells me everything.


My cat said your dog couldn't hit the broadside of a 5G tower.
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sodium-chloride
05/04/20 8:59:14 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
My cat said your dog couldn't hit the broadside of a 5G tower.

hit with what? what kind of fucking useless shit does your cat tell you? of course my dog can't hit anything it DOESn"T HAVE HANDS.

jesus christ cats are so dumb
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Revelation34
05/04/20 11:02:40 PM
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sodium-chloride posted...


hit with what? what kind of fucking useless shit does your cat tell you? of course my dog can't hit anything it DOESn"T HAVE HANDS.

jesus christ cats are so dumb


Now she sent me this for you.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/084/383/anteater.jpg
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