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Turbam
05/03/20 4:23:56 AM
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Wow

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Monota
05/03/20 4:24:57 AM
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This is how we know that we're in the future, just not in the ways we want.
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MabusIncarnate
05/03/20 4:27:14 AM
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My wife was browsing game sales on Switch tonight and showed me a game on sale called "Panty Party" and asked me what the fuck is this doing on the store for a platform aimed at kids. Nintendo gonna Nintendo.

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boxington
05/03/20 4:27:52 AM
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Nintendo is giving no fucks

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Smashingpmkns
05/03/20 4:29:03 AM
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Please!!
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Northlane
05/03/20 4:29:31 AM
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That one scene from The Other Guys?

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gunplagirl
05/03/20 4:30:30 AM
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Well. I need a Nintendo switch now, with their ever growing library of games for the discerning gamer.

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IReallyDoubtIt
05/03/20 4:45:33 AM
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Finally.

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Reis
05/03/20 4:46:34 AM
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seems like the perfect game for switch owners
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Dash_Dash88
05/03/20 5:49:29 AM
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That tweet is from 2019,did the game release?

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KillerSlaw
05/03/20 5:51:38 AM
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My girlfriends husband is going to be so happy I bought him a switch for his birthday when he hears this

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Foppe
05/03/20 5:53:27 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
My wife was browsing game sales on Switch tonight and showed me a game on sale called "Panty Party" and asked me what the fuck is this doing on the store for a platform aimed at kids. Nintendo gonna Nintendo.
Well, it is rated T...

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Parappa09
05/03/20 5:53:58 AM
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Reis posted...
seems like the perfect game for switch owners
lmao

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ChuckSDeuces
05/03/20 5:58:58 AM
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must have been a day 1 purchase for these dudes

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Garioshi
05/03/20 6:00:27 AM
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Man this topic is even funnier than the last 10 times it was made

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boxington
05/03/20 6:02:54 AM
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ChuckSDeuces posted...

um, the guy on the top, second to the right, clearly has a PS4


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IReallyDoubtIt
05/03/20 6:05:20 AM
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ChuckSDeuces posted...


must have been a day 1 purchase for these dudes

What is even happening with the center-right's hairline.

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Tropicalwood
05/03/20 6:07:07 AM
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IReallyDoubtIt posted...
What is even happening with the center-right's hairline.
I'm pretty sure that's called a widow's peak.

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ChuckSDeuces
05/03/20 6:12:00 AM
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IReallyDoubtIt posted...
What is even happening with the center-right's hairline.

A combination of soylent consumption, Nintendo playing, kids television watching and probably lack of physical exertion can manifest in hairline recession and the lower jaw drooping open uncontrollably.

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AntiNoob
05/03/20 7:19:36 AM
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ChuckSDeuces posted...
A combination of soylent consumption, Nintendo playing, kids television watching and probably lack of physical exertion can manifest in hairline recession and the lower jaw drooping open uncontrollably.
Lmao
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darkmaian23
05/03/20 7:22:05 AM
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Is this a joke?
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Cheater87
05/03/20 7:23:16 AM
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Uncut?

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Gen5_AppleJack
05/03/20 7:23:30 AM
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Whats that coming out her chest?

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StucklnMyPants
05/03/20 7:27:39 AM
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boxington posted...
um, the guy on the top, second to the right, clearly has a PS4
The vid is even better.

https://i.imgur.com/KuhaK9p.mp4

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brotrrwinner
05/03/20 7:28:28 AM
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@Cpt_Pineapple already pre-ordered it

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cjs28
05/03/20 7:49:35 AM
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boxington posted...
Nintendo is giving no fucks


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MachineJaipur
05/03/20 7:57:00 AM
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StucklnMyPants posted...
The vid is even better.

https://i.imgur.com/KuhaK9p.mp4
Cats like "calm down, you're embarrassing me"

Also we had this topic like a week ago, perhaps not even
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FortuneCookie
05/03/20 8:53:00 AM
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New Content Added



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ZevLoveDOOM
05/03/20 8:53:51 AM
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ChuckSDeuces posted...


must have been a day 1 purchase for these dudes

first thing that came to mind when i entered this thread.
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Stagmar
05/03/20 9:19:29 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
New Content Added

Gotta make up for everything that will have to be cut after all.

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momo92
05/03/20 9:47:05 AM
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boxington posted...
Nintendo is giving no fucks


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BigG777
05/03/20 10:31:47 AM
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Sounds interesting. Whats the game about?
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Neo1661
05/03/20 10:35:49 AM
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Over a year old and no info since.

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UnfairRepresent
05/03/20 10:39:13 AM
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WTF is that girl lying on?

The brown thing in the background?

If it's a bed why is drooping so much? She looks like she's sinking into it

She looks like she jumped off a building and landed on one of those soft catching people tramoplines firemen use that make you sink a foot into the soft fabric to break the fall.
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fohstick
05/03/20 11:00:58 AM
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only patricians can appreciate NTR
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MrMallard
05/03/20 11:02:14 AM
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Let's be real - this has been on the horizon ever since Nintendo published a waifu game where the waifu was the protagonist's de-aged grandmother.

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TheGoldenEel
05/03/20 11:19:02 AM
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Garioshi posted...
Man this topic is even funnier than the last 10 times it was made
Glad Im not going crazy... p sure tc just remakes this topic with this fake tweet every time it purges

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Turbam
05/03/20 11:21:25 AM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Glad Im not going crazy... p sure tc just remakes this topic with this fake tweet every time it purges
This is the only time I've ever made this topic.
I've never even seen it before :V

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_Sazando_
05/03/20 11:30:31 AM
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EnragedSlith
05/03/20 11:31:20 AM
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Turbam posted...
This is the only time I've ever made this topic.
I've never even seen it before :V

Ive seen it and that tweet from jan 2019

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AlephZero
05/03/20 11:32:28 AM
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@Cpt_Pineapple

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Lord_Shadow
05/03/20 11:52:37 AM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Glad Im not going crazy... p sure tc just remakes this topic with this fake tweet every time it purges
I made this topic like a week ago

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ChuckSDeuces
05/03/20 12:01:11 PM
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ClunkerSlim posted...
Nah. Hits too close to home for Boogie.

I heard Boogies ex is (or was?) possibly dating her cousin.

Which if true is just fucking lol funny

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SwayM
05/03/20 12:01:32 PM
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Seriously. Someone explain Nintendo to me.

They have been putting restrictions on their online services for YEARS under the guise of being child friendly

And yet turn a blind eye to this shit

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ChuckSDeuces
05/03/20 12:04:42 PM
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SwayM posted...
Seriously. Someone explain Nintendo to me.

They have been putting restrictions on their online services for YEARS under the guise of being child friendly

And yet turn a blind eye to this shit

They are under the belief that most kids don't have access to a credit card to buy adult oriented games, I would assume.

Where as it's a lot harder for adults to monitor online activities and games.

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Lost_All_Senses
05/03/20 12:07:10 PM
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They should release it side by side with Please Bang My Husband. Like a Pokemon type deal. Everything the same except the bangers you're collecting to bang your SO.

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AlephZero
05/03/20 12:09:32 PM
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gotta bang em all

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