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Rain_Dust
05/04/20 7:06:02 PM
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I have tried watching many different stand up comedians on netflix with little success. I might give a little chuckle every now and then, but never really bust out laughing. I watch 10 seconds of Alex Jones and I am fuckin rollin. That guy is the funniest M'fer I have ever seen. Everything he says and does is pure comedy gold.

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TroutPaste
05/04/20 7:06:44 PM
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Talk2DaHand
05/04/20 7:13:15 PM
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Very wholesome.

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1NfamousACE_2
05/04/20 7:14:38 PM
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Who?

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AlephZero
05/04/20 7:17:50 PM
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Remember when he couldn't remember details about his child because he had eaten a big bowl of chili earlier in the day.

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Rain_Dust
05/04/20 7:18:10 PM
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Who?
Alex Jones. One of the funniest people on the planet.

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Doom_Art
05/04/20 7:22:42 PM
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Guy's a fucking lunatic and he thinks children being murdered is a false flag

Fuck him. I was so glad when he lost custody of his kids

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BettyWhite
05/04/20 7:24:52 PM
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If he was a character actor I would adore him.

Sadly that's not the case.


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Jabodie
05/04/20 7:32:29 PM
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cymbaline
05/04/20 7:43:40 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
Guy's a fucking lunatic and he thinks children being murdered is a false flag

Fuck him. I was so glad when he lost custody of his kids
I wish I could find the video where's he's drunk with Paul Joseph Watson and he's crying about the custody battle. The interviewers are trying not to laugh.

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oskman888
05/05/20 8:35:41 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
Guy's a fucking lunatic and he thinks children being murdered is a false flag

Fuck him. I was so glad when he lost custody of his kids

I got bad news for you,my dude.

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BettyWhite
05/05/20 8:38:36 PM
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Alex Jones almost seems like a character from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Like.. He's absolutely hilarious, but the fact that he's real human makes him terrifying.

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closetjpopfan
05/06/20 12:01:20 AM
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He would be a comedic genius. If he wasn't being 100 percent serious.
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bobbysjoby2
05/06/20 12:03:53 AM
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BettyWhite posted...
Alex Jones almost seems like a character from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Like.. He's absolutely hilarious, but the fact that he's real human makes him terrifying.
Mad accurate, especially the last 5 seasons where they all became complete cartoon characters completely distanced from reality. He really would fit right in
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berlyman101
05/06/20 12:07:26 AM
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bobbysjoby2
05/06/20 12:11:28 AM
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berlyman101 posted...
he's not funny at all.
https://ifunny.co/video/smoking-top-shelf-for-the-first-time-46vDQ3oW6

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HagenEx
05/06/20 12:16:15 AM
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There's another good one, he goes by @realDonaldTrump on Twitter.

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Doom_Art
05/06/20 12:17:22 AM
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cymbaline posted...
I wish I could find the video where's he's drunk with Paul Joseph Watson and he's crying about the custody battle. The interviewers are trying not to laugh.
oh god this sound hilarious and wonderful

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BettyWhite
05/06/20 12:17:31 AM
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bobbysjoby2 posted...
Mad accurate, especially the last 5 seasons where they all became complete cartoon characters completely distanced from reality. He really would fit right in

I could see episodes early on where he just dives into conspiracy theories and drags the other characters with him. But at this point he is nothing but a walking, talking amalgamation of every conspiracy theory that's ever existed.

Interesting how real people can become flanderized in a sense.

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bobbysjoby2
05/06/20 12:18:18 AM
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Frank is just as blatantly unhinged, matter of fact they all are now whereas early on they were weirdos but relatable weirdos
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au_gold
05/06/20 12:46:10 AM
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He should be president.

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indica
05/06/20 12:53:55 AM
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I wish his fans were aware that it's all just a show

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