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SocialistGamer
05/08/20 1:10:01 AM
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Well?
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Irony
05/08/20 1:10:24 AM
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Not having a kid so deal

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IronWolf87
05/08/20 1:11:34 AM
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Sure. It's not like Garfield is that bad of a name, and you can just give them a nice middle name that they can go by.
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Shotgunnova
05/08/20 1:12:47 AM
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At least it's better than Todd.

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R1masher
05/08/20 1:12:51 AM
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Deal, Ive sent you all the particulars of my Venmo via pm


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inloveanddeath0
05/08/20 1:13:52 AM
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CaptDutch
05/08/20 1:15:27 AM
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I'd do it for a crisp $20.

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Guerrilla Soldier
05/08/20 1:16:06 AM
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wow, hell yes
kid can change their name later on

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inloveanddeath0
05/08/20 1:22:52 AM
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Real G's move in silence like lasagna

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LeperMessiahXX
05/08/20 1:35:36 AM
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The main issue for me is that there is no good short name for that. Garf? Field?

Honestly Garfield is better than some of the names out there. I'm not going to name them out of fear someone here will have a name I say, but it's not the worst name I've heard.
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inloveanddeath0
05/08/20 1:41:26 AM
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LeperMessiahXX posted...
The main issue for me is that there is no good short name for that. Garf? Field?

Honestly Garfield is better than some of the names out there. I'm not going to name them out of fear someone here will have a name I say, but it's not the worst name I've heard.
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SocialistGamer
05/08/20 5:09:54 PM
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Meow?
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Philoktetes
05/08/20 5:13:36 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garfield_(name)


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SpoiltTrouser
05/08/20 5:14:30 PM
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Sure, wont be his first name.

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Frosted_Midna
05/08/20 7:57:46 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
Real G's move in silence like lasagna

Garfield and friends!

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Alteres
05/08/20 8:00:36 PM
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You just use "Gar" for short, doesn't sound bad to me.

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FortuneCookie
05/08/20 8:03:27 PM
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When he acts up, I can call him Garfield the Brat.

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stone
05/08/20 8:03:59 PM
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Irony posted...
Not having a kid so deal
Fuck yeah

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YugiNoob
05/08/20 8:05:23 PM
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For that money Ill name my kid Dinky McGoogle.

...And immediately change it, but still...

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WafflehouseJK
05/08/20 8:06:52 PM
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Deal.

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apocalyptic_4
05/08/20 8:08:14 PM
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Easy 20 mil what's wrong with Garfield?


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Caelthus
05/08/20 8:18:18 PM
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IronWolf87 posted...
Sure. It's not like Garfield is that bad of a name, and you can just give them a nice middle name that they can go by.
Yeah. $20 million for such a simple thing would be a no-brainer.

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Lonestar2000
05/08/20 8:20:07 PM
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Deal, I don't want kids.

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Kastrada
05/08/20 8:23:55 PM
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Get the money.
If I want children, adopt and name them whatever I want.

Simple.

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Lost_All_Senses
05/08/20 8:25:37 PM
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Easy money. Just pay a chick to pop that first kid out and get rid of it after the naming.

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Damn_Underscore
05/08/20 8:27:20 PM
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Garfield is not even a bad name, easy money.

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