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AssGender
05/09/20 12:20:05 PM
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Or is it not?

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yunalenne10
05/09/20 12:21:11 PM
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But it takes actual effort and exerting great amounts of force.

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uwnim
05/09/20 12:21:38 PM
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No.That required standing up. Most Americans want to stay sitting all day.

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Gakk86
05/09/20 12:22:10 PM
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You do know that there's a lot more to Sumo than just being fat, right? Otherwise Mississippi would already be the world epicenter of Sumo.

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AssGender
05/09/20 12:23:42 PM
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Gakk86 posted...
You do know that there's a lot more to Sumo than just being fat, right? Otherwise Mississippi would already be the world epicenter of Sumo.
lmao

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Wii_Shaker
05/09/20 12:24:46 PM
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uwnim posted...
No.That required standing up. Most Americans want to stay sitting all day.
Which is why NASCAR is even a thing.

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AvlButtslam
05/09/20 12:26:51 PM
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Yeah I thought sumo wrestlers were fat in like a reasonably healthy way. Us Americans are fat in heart attack kind of way.
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Blue_Target
05/09/20 12:28:11 PM
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The Sumo diet is actually way healthier than American fast food

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FortuneCookie
05/09/20 12:30:58 PM
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This dude made a go of it:



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Evening_Dragon
05/10/20 2:44:52 PM
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Sumo have less internal body fat than even the average Japanese. They build that fat up deliberately and in particular way, to defend against blows and give them weight, but they're very healthy.

Well, their organs are very healthy. The lack of injury response is fucking criminal.

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SauI_Goodman
05/10/20 2:45:49 PM
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Some Americans have had success in sumo. Although that is a Japanese man' game.

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Blue_Inigo
05/10/20 2:47:21 PM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
Sumo have less internal body fat than even the average Japanese. They build that fat up deliberately and in particular way, to defend against blows and give them weight, but they're very healthy.

Well, their organs are very healthy. The lack of injury response is fucking criminal.
Pretty sure sumo wrestlers are not healthy tho

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Evening_Dragon
05/10/20 5:07:17 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Pretty sure sumo wrestlers are not healthy tho

pretty sure you're wrong tho

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soulunison2
05/10/20 5:08:45 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Pretty sure sumo wrestlers are not healthy tho

thats a lie lol they have to train and spar just like everyone else
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mustachedmystic
05/10/20 5:52:42 PM
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Obesity isn't just an American problem

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