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CommonJoe
05/09/20 5:44:23 PM
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Potato bun nice and toasty
Dukes mayo
5 bread and butter pickles
A slice of onion seared and caramelized, seasoned with the bomb seasoning (cardamom, garlic powder, onion powder, white and black pepper, salt)
Two slices American
Nice 4oz patty seasoned with the bomb
Ring o' heinz ketchup
Toasty bun

No napkin required. Fuckin delicious.

It would be more ideal if I had better pickles and did a double patty, but even so. So fuckin delicious.

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mustachedmystic
05/09/20 5:53:44 PM
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I prefer a thick patty, medium.

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Turbam
05/09/20 5:54:22 PM
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@Guy_Fieri

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pojr
05/09/20 5:55:09 PM
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Five guys all the way burger is the way to go
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Touch
05/09/20 5:55:13 PM
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I'm a pepper jack kinda dude

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Touch
05/09/20 5:55:57 PM
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pojr posted...
Five guys all the way burger is the way to go
Shit gets so messy though lol. Half of it is on my plate by the time I'm done

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inloveanddeath0
05/09/20 6:24:19 PM
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CalypsoDoom posted...
Looks great! No mayo for me though
Boo

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geshkigal
05/09/20 6:28:19 PM
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Keith_Valentine
05/09/20 6:30:12 PM
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Not bad dude, cheese is nice and melty.
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CommonJoe
05/09/20 7:41:04 PM
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Zurkon posted...
Looks good. You should try upping the patty to a 6oz. It may not seem like much on paper but it makes a difference, just keep the thickness the same and it will spread out to cover more of the bun.

Yeahhh I should have bought more beef lol


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CommonJoe
05/09/20 8:02:23 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
no mayo, no pickles, and make it a double. oh, and add bacon. and A1 instead of ketchup.

No mayo, pickles or ketchup?

Heathen.

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Machete
05/09/20 8:04:24 PM
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onions bad :(

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casio_guy
05/09/20 8:06:15 PM
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I'd swap mayo for mustard, add more onions, add an egg, throw some green bell pepper on that shit, and make it a bit more rare or a double

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LeadPipeCinche
05/09/20 8:22:28 PM
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Touch posted...
Shit gets so messy though lol. Half of it is on my plate by the time I'm done


Depends on the cook.
You can go 3 days in a row and get 3 different burgers off the same cook.

First time it's just dripping juice up to elbows.
Second time it could be dry as hell.
Third time it could be just the right amount of juicey and not messy
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BuckVanHammer
05/09/20 8:23:34 PM
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looks good. id just switch bread and butter to dill pickles. not a fan of those.

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_MorningStar
05/09/20 8:23:41 PM
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Parappa09
05/09/20 8:27:13 PM
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this was my attempt at an almost ideal burger





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Parappa09
05/09/20 8:56:47 PM
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Zurkon posted...
That's beautiful and the meat looks perfect. What kind of sauce is that?
it was like a smokey mayo with a tiny bit of mustard

pretty amazing tbh, and that was my first time at being nailing cooking a burger medium

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Ocron83
05/09/20 9:05:50 PM
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Parappa09 posted...

it was like a smokey mayo with a tiny bit of mustard

pretty amazing tbh, and that was my first time at being nailing cooking a burger medium

You shouldn't cook a burger anything less than we'll done unless you minced the meat yourself
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Parappa09
05/09/20 9:25:00 PM
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Ocron83 posted...
You shouldn't cook a burger anything less than we'll done unless you minced the meat yourself
it was fresh handminced meat from the butchers and can safely be cooked at medium to their advice

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DrizztLink
05/09/20 9:33:20 PM
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CommonJoe posted...
seasoned with the bomb
I said SHE was the bomb!

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Guy_Fieri
05/10/20 10:21:11 PM
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Let me tell you something you may or may not know TC, I would have sex with that burger.

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inloveanddeath0
05/10/20 10:22:32 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
I prefer a thick patty, medium.
I prefer Patty thick and of medium stature

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R1masher
05/10/20 10:27:28 PM
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Are you gonna lick your fingers or put them in your mouth and suck them?

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BudDupree48
05/10/20 10:34:30 PM
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Looks fucking good. Not a fan of bread and butter, I'd be happy with dill and idk what cardamom is but my mouth is watering

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inloveanddeath0
05/11/20 5:46:20 AM
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Guy_Fieri posted...
Let me tell you something you may or may not know TC, I would have sex with that burger.
Is that flavortown approved?

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CommonJoe
05/12/20 6:54:09 PM
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Guy_Fieri posted...
Let me tell you something you may or may not know TC, I would have sex with that burger.



BudDupree48 posted...
Looks fucking good. Not a fan of bread and butter, I'd be happy with dill and idk what cardamom is but my mouth is watering

Cardamom is like a cross between cinnamon, vanilla, and "citrus". Its usually thrown in sweet stuff but its brilliant on meats, especially beef and lamb.

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BudDupree48
05/12/20 9:29:11 PM
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CommonJoe posted...


Cardamom is like a cross between cinnamon, vanilla, and "citrus". Its usually thrown in sweet stuff but its brilliant on meats, especially beef and lamb.

You had me at beef and lamb. 2 of my favorites. I'll have to try that someday

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