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SaltyWet
05/09/20 6:32:14 PM
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Well?

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KiwiTerraRizing
05/09/20 6:32:40 PM
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Do they like beets?

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IronChef_Kirby
05/09/20 6:32:49 PM
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What kind of bear is best?

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lilORANG
05/09/20 6:33:09 PM
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Are they closer related to canines or felines?
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SaltyWet
05/09/20 6:35:15 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Do they like beets?
I suppose. They're omnivores.

IronChef_Kirby posted...
What kind of bear is best?
Define best.

lilORANG posted...
Are they closer related to canines or felines?
Canids

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About 25-30 years

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Hambo the Hog
05/09/20 6:36:51 PM
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Are there good bears or do they always ghost you after a couple dates?

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Rikatika
05/09/20 6:38:08 PM
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How quickly will the London bear bars be open after lockdown ends?
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SaltyWet
05/09/20 6:38:11 PM
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CalypsoDoom posted...
What is the average lifespan of a grizzly bear? What extent of sexual dimorphism exists in bears in general? Are there any species where this is particularly exemplified?
In the larger species, males can be twice the size of females. Polar, brown and black

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SaltyWet
05/09/20 6:38:48 PM
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Hambo the Hog posted...
Are there good bears or do they always ghost you after a couple dates?
I have never dated a bear.

Rikatika posted...
How quickly will the London bear bars be open after lockdown ends?
I don't know.

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SaltyWet
05/09/20 6:41:51 PM
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You may also ask me general animal questions though I probably wouldn't know if it's too specific >_>

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SaltyWet
05/09/20 6:45:25 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
in case of a lesbian bear attack, what steps must one take for safety?
If it's a brown bear, try climbing a tree
If it's a black bear, play dead
If it's a polar bear say your last words

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Biscotti
05/09/20 6:48:31 PM
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Do they shit in the woods?

If so, do they wipe their bums with rabbits?

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SaltyWet
05/09/20 6:49:24 PM
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Biscotti posted...
Do they shit in the woods?

If so, do they wipe their bums with rabbits?
Yes, if they live in the woods

As far as the rabbit question, that's highly unlikely.

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SSJGrimReaper
05/09/20 7:08:05 PM
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does that curl up into a ball shit actually help prevent a bear attack

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WesternMedia
05/09/20 7:09:11 PM
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Who would win, a lion or a bear?
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SaltyWet
05/09/20 7:25:35 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
does that curl up into a ball shit actually help prevent a bear attack
Maybe

WesternMedia posted...
Who would win, a lion or a bear?
The bear, if we're talking the larger species.

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FortuneCookie
05/09/20 8:58:31 PM
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SaltyWet posted...
I have never dated a bear.

Would you date a bear?

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SaltyWet
05/09/20 9:01:48 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
what about sea bears?
No

FortuneCookie posted...
Would you date a bear?
Probably not.

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SSJGrimReaper
05/09/20 9:08:02 PM
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why are they called koala bears when they aren't bears

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SaltyWet
05/09/20 9:08:59 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
why are they called koala bears when they aren't bears
Cause they cute

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DrizztLink
05/09/20 9:09:57 PM
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SaltyWet
05/09/20 9:18:53 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Can they bear the weight of their sins?
They don't have sins.

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SimpleMan
05/09/20 9:40:34 PM
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What is your preferred name for the grizzly-polar hybrid?

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SaltyWet
05/09/20 9:41:04 PM
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Grolar > Prizzly

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WesternMedia
05/10/20 8:53:21 AM
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SaltyWet posted...

Maybe

The bear, if we're talking the larger species.

What about tactics?
Some guy had written down how lions kept winning against bears due to being a more skilled fighter.
https://www.quora.com/Who-would-win-a-fight-between-a-lion-and-a-grizzly-bear
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SaltyWet
05/10/20 12:32:03 PM
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WesternMedia posted...
What about tactics?
Some guy had written down how lions kept winning against bears due to being a more skilled fighter.
https://www.quora.com/Who-would-win-a-fight-between-a-lion-and-a-grizzly-bear
The Kodiak/Kamchatka/Polar bear would still win imo. That was a good read though.

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