Current Events > ...What you get her for mother's day?

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Mother: What did you get me?

Me: My condolence.

Mother: I'm not dead you jerk!

Me: Err...I-i-i-i-i meant a rose! -Check your mail box.

Mom: Why the hell is it so small!?

Me: Because I wanted to blow my money on naked cartoons?

Mom: YOU CHEAP MUTHA F-* She Hangs up the phone*

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I love this holiday; I regret nothing. What you guys and gals do?

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Some people just really don't get comedy wow

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Pork ribs
Skrimps
flap steak
taters
corn on the bone
beets

gonna grill

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What cartoons?

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Peeonidas posted...

Some people just really don't get comedy wow

All you need to know is someone becomes the victim.

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wow this is cringe

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What cartoons?

Err...Investing in a custom fight stick theme for jem and the holograms.

https://i.imgur.com/Q6zStvG.png
https://i.imgur.com/E7RzaaK.png

I swear i forgot about mother's day, but i got an entertainment budget to keep.

wow this is cringe

*Maniacal laughter*

Pork ribs
Skrimps
flap steak
taters
corn on the bone
beets

Hmm...Why didn't i think of that? Did make groceries.

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Ugh
Jem and the Holograms?
What an awful cartoon.

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*Eye twitches*

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No way you do the asterisk thing for real

No way

No fuckin way man

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Shes getting the new Samsung for her bday in 5 days so nothing lol

Yes way, dude...chick?

Shes getting the new Samsung for her bday in 5 days so nothing lol

There's "samsung" everything - up the deets.

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Nintendo_Porn posted...

Yes way

Nah you're aware of who uses that creepo asterisk speak so you deff know how it makes you look

I say you were doing it ironically as a response to someone make fun of you

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Nintendo_Porn posted...

Yes way, dude...chick?

There's "samsung" everything - up the deets.

The new smartphone I forgot what its called. Me and my sister are splitting the cost

A bottle of artisanal olive oil from a local olive mill. My parents have been getting meal kits delivered to avoid having to go to the store too much, which always call for olive oil in the recipes.

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Peeonidas posted...

Nah you're aware of who uses that creepo asterisk speak so you deff know how it makes you look

I say you were doing it ironically as a response to someone make fun of you

Since you're a new user I guess you still care what people think about you on the internet? To be young. Old habits die hard - if I'm admitting to nerding out, why the hell would i lie about something now? I just don't give a fuck.

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