Current Events > Did you know the Pope asked god to stop the Coronavirus on March 18th?

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Lich_Sandro
05/11/20 12:19:50 PM
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They ran a news story about it

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The Trent
05/11/20 12:21:27 PM
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sometimes God be like "nah"

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Choco
05/11/20 12:23:13 PM
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as a kid i always wondered why god created diseases

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Tyranthraxus
05/11/20 12:23:53 PM
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"Do not tempt the LORD"

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P4wn4g3
05/11/20 12:24:05 PM
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ZevLoveDOOM
05/11/20 12:25:17 PM
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and God, in his almighty graciousness, replied: "lol fuck no! im having too much fun with this!"

cause our species is nothing but a joke to a sick twisted fuck like him.. -_-
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BakonBitz
05/11/20 12:25:40 PM
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At least he didn't act like an asshole and claim he healed millions of people through the TV screen.

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NinjaBreakfast
05/11/20 12:27:23 PM
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Idk the idea that some epic atheist made the image in the OP just makes me cringe more than the pope asking god to do something which is probably what he does most of the time anuway

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The Trent
05/11/20 12:28:23 PM
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yeah that's like a tuesday for the pope
"hey God can you fix [terrible thing that will probably not get fixed] it's me the pope"

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HBOSS
05/11/20 12:29:22 PM
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God cant stop what He didnt start
WHO man did shot up 5Gs hongkong protests impeach Trump obamagate freedoms CHINA to flatten the curve testing it all out to see the response of new world order Hogan Hall Nash didnt play a full season of lakers give back govt bailout the big business again change the narrative fake news misinform the mass control

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The Trent
05/11/20 12:30:04 PM
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i don't know if you just had a stroke or if i just had a stroke but buddy one of us is fucked up

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Turbam
05/11/20 12:34:40 PM
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HBOSS posted...
God cant stop what He didnt start
WHO man did shot up 5Gs hongkong protests impeach Trump obamagate freedoms CHINA to flatten the curve testing it all out to see the response of new world order Hogan Hall Nash didnt play a full season of lakers give back govt bailout the big business again change the narrative fake news misinform the mass control
Amen

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/11/20 12:36:56 PM
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I think god is retired by now isn't he? Maybe they haven't filled his position yet so nothing gets done.

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VipaGTS
05/11/20 12:38:14 PM
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Choco posted...
as a kid i always wondered why god created diseases
to test our faith. if we use the devil's medicines then we don't get into heaven.

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AvlButtslam
05/11/20 12:40:53 PM
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The Pope looked up and shouted "save us" and god whispered "no"
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Christian RULES
05/11/20 12:46:51 PM
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Has it occurred to him maybe there is no "god"?

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NinjaBreakfast
05/11/20 12:48:44 PM
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feel like once you make it to the role of pope that's not really an option anymore

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Returning_CEmen
05/11/20 12:50:53 PM
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HBOSS posted...
God cant stop what He didnt start
WHO man did shot up 5Gs hongkong protests impeach Trump obamagate freedoms CHINA to flatten the curve testing it all out to see the response of new world order Hogan Hall Nash didnt play a full season of lakers give back govt bailout the big business again change the narrative fake news misinform the mass control
And doesnt afraid of anything
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LeperMessiahXX
05/11/20 12:52:11 PM
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It's worth mentioning that he isn't just asking God, he is also speaking up and saying we need to come together and listen to the science.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
05/11/20 12:52:22 PM
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I pity mortals who think they can comprehend God's will.

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hyperpowder
05/11/20 12:57:53 PM
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Even if I was religious, idk how I could put my faith into "religious leaders". I would just pray to God and follow the steps of the bible.

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Joenage
05/11/20 12:59:46 PM
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guys He works in mysterious ways

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Returning_CEmen
05/11/20 1:04:41 PM
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According to the Bible...Gods Kingdom is heaven and Satans kingdom is Earth. Satan allows all the evil on this Earth. Also the concept of evil and unjust if a man made construct, which means little to God. It is noteworthy that Jesus says that if we have faith as little as a mustard seed we can move a mountain. The Bible also says not to ask God to perform and prove his power. This is something the Satan temps Jesus to do during the 40 days in the wilderness. So the Pope doing this makes him look bad.
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Tyranthraxus
05/11/20 1:05:35 PM
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HBOSS posted...
WHO man did shot up 5Gs hongkong protests impeach Trump obamagate freedoms CHINA to flatten the curve testing it all out to see the response of new world order Hogan Hall Nash didnt play a full season of lakers give back govt bailout the big business again change the narrative fake news misinform the mass control
AKA Obamagate

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Tyranthraxus
05/11/20 1:08:27 PM
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Actually guys I went to God just now and confirmed it's legit. I was like "Yo man what gives the pope asked you to stop spreading it around." And God says "I did stop. Y'all dumb motherfuckers spreading it around all on your own."

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Marauder64
05/11/20 1:13:45 PM
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Remember in the epistle of Paul to the Corinthians, where it mentioned Paul prayed 3 times to have a "thorn" removed from him?
A messenger of Satan that tormented him? What did the lord reply as it is written? "My grace is sufficient for you, for my strength is made perfect in weakness". Everything happens for a reason. Many illnesses and plagues can Satan inflict, allowed by God , for reasons he knows.

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