Current Events > Seeing crossfit losers do box jumps gives me life

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They eat shit every time

https://youtu.be/SBolHdMKJMs

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I mean, there's nothing wrong with the action. The tool they're using is trash though.

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Is the goal to jump with your feet together or something? I don't understand how all these people are failing this badly at doing a little hop.

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Ultima Dragon posted...

Is the goal to jump with your feet together or something? I don't understand how all these people are failing this badly at doing a little hop.

Most of them are way too close to the box for starters.

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RetsuZaiZen posted...

I mean, there's nothing wrong with the action. The tool they're using is trash though.

Yeah the exercise is fine. Lots of pro athletes do it

But crossfit is for losers who don't know anything but just wanna pretend. And they eat shit at everything they do and it's hilarious

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I was gonna come in to give them slack because it's harder than it looks but even me with my white car boot legs have never eaten shit like that.

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That's just stupidity, plain and simple. Of course the fucking box is going to move if it's not secured to the ground in some way....

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Are you actually fit, or are you calling Crossfitters losers while living an exercise-free lifestyle?

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I never really got why crossfit got so much hate. There's probably the same amount, or more, dumbasses dropping barbells on themselves while benching or tearing their biceps while curling.

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Pepys Monster posted...

Are you actually fit, or are you calling Crossfitters losers while living an exercise-free lifestyle?

Depends on your definition of fit I guess. I would say so but I'm not like a competitor or anything.

But regardless crossfit is a cult for losers. If different sports were religions, crossfit would be scientology.

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NightMarishPie posted...

I never really got why crossfit got so much hate. There's probably the same amount, or more, dumbasses dropping barbells on themselves while benching or tearing their biceps while curling.

Some dummy dropping a weight is different than an organization that has teams of untrained loons trying to get people to do shitty exercise routines with no regard for form

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NightMarishPie posted...

I never really got why crossfit got so much hate. There's probably the same amount, or more, dumbasses dropping barbells on themselves while benching or tearing their biceps while curling.

They sacrifice proper form and safety for "intensity"

Regardless, this guy @WizardPowers is clearly some psycho who takes weird pleasure from hating them

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GhettoFlip posted...

They sacrifice proper form and safety for "intensity"

Regardless, this guy @WizardPowers is clearly some psycho who takes weird pleasure from hating them

If you can't laugh at that video you just don't have a sense of humor man

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I worked at a CrossFit gym for a summer

It really is as silly as the memes

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Look at this fatboy topic.

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GhettoFlip posted...

They sacrifice proper form and safety for "intensity"

This
While there are plenty doing cheat curls out there, very few folks are tearing a bicep. It's hard to get that type of weight moving in the first place. Very few folks in general are crushing themselves doing bench. You either have a spotter, don't try to lift more than you can handle, do cheat reps, or shed the weight on the floor.

Meanwhile the nature of doing kipping pull ups and the like are injuring a lot of cross trainers. Even professional crosstraining athletes are training using conventional methods.

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_MorningStar posted...

Look at this fatboy topic.

Fat people aren't so different than crossfitters

They've both probably destroyed their knees and spinal discs lol

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