Poll of the Day > ITT, PotD writes a letter to Zeus, 3 words at a time.

(+) Yeah! (+)

large dongs help

impregnate your sisters

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This is fucked

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" I said.

But never mind

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because I like to

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stroke it to

teletubbies.

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Said condescending fool!

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Before I forget

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My butt itches

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and is irritated

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I love Dolmades.

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Dear Zeus, how

Mead's fellatio game

do I play?

you're wildly uneducated

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son of a

Full letter update:

Dear Zeus,
You are most wonderful on your knees.
Can you please fully express your growing pleasure with a lighting bolt in your ASS good sir? Why arent you wearing your toga today? And where are you taking that meaty hotdog water today? I like to give you a big hug and then we walk among mortals.
Full of indignation, you are an incest-loving freak. Why are you pooping runny liquid when there is Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice in your butt? Suck my toes.
So Zeus, I want to wish you a great Father's Day with many child prostitutes in your basement you sick fuck. You're the worst. Even worse than that one guy in the butt who tries to cream his way through all of the Greek Pantheon, especially sexy Aphrodite, and his sisters.
You taught me all about how large dongs impregnate your sister. "This is fucked" I said, but "nevermind because I like to stroke it watching Teletubbies." said condescending fool!
Before I forget, my butt itches and is irritated. I love Dolmades.
Dearest Zeus, how do I play Mead's fellatio game? You're wildly uneducated. Son of a

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wet, rancid fart

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full of cream

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Eat cheese and

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die in a

sex dungeon of

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anal inserting pineapples

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you smelly, farting

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Frog. Do you

like waxed feet

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sliding into your

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prolapsed pink sock

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or do you

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eat the a**hole

with a side

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of French guys.

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Interestingly enough, we

play hentai videogames

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come to bed

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while blowing it

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thinking of Killary

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Clinton, her husband,
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Sir Boaty McBoatface

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motorboated his way

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through the abyss.

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of her vaguu.

Zeus, today you

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engaged in beastiality

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with your mom

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fuck

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lol look at this way. this part of the letter was meant to be.

-edit- I'll delete mine since I recently put one in anyway. So people who come in later don't wonder what happened, post 98 (mine) and 99 (DevilSummoner1) were the same thing, at nearly the same time lol.

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Full letter update:

Dear Zeus,
You are most wonderful on your knees.
Can you please fully express your growing pleasure with a lighting bolt in your ASS good sir? Why arent you wearing your toga today? And where are you taking that meaty hotdog water today? I like to give you a big hug and then we walk among mortals.
Full of indignation, you are an incest-loving freak. Why are you pooping runny liquid when there is Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice in your butt? Suck my toes.
So Zeus, I want to wish you a great Father's Day with many child prostitutes in your basement you sick fuck. You're the worst. Even worse than that one guy in the butt who tries to cream his way through all of the Greek Pantheon, especially sexy Aphrodite, and his sisters.
You taught me all about how large dongs impregnate your sister. "This is fucked" I said, but "nevermind because I like to stroke it watching Teletubbies." said condescending fool!
Before I forget, my butt itches and is irritated. I love Dolmades.
Dearest Zeus, how do I play Mead's fellatio game? You're wildly uneducated. Son of a wet, rancid fart full of cream. Eat cheese and die in a sex dungeon of anal-inserting pineapples you smelly, farting frog. Do you like waxed feet sliding into your prolapsed pink sock or do you eat the *** hole with a side of French guys?
Interestingly enough, we play Hentai video games. Come to bed while blowing it thinking of Killary Clinton, her husband, Sir Boaty McBoatface, motorboated his way through the abyss. of her vaguu.
Zeus, today you engaged in beastiality with your mom.

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