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NotYou 05/17/20 11:28:35 PM #1:	I've done a lot of freelance white knighting in the past. Quite heavily in my teenage years. I'm very experienced in this field. I will make your approval and satisfaction my primary objective. I'm an unrivaled sycophant, and I almost instinctively debase myself to be as nonthreatening as possible. I will demonstrate an almost supernatural ability to sense when you're in trouble and immediately drop everything in my life (lol) to come to your rescue. You will be, after all, the most important thing in my life. My rate is negotiable. After all, you know best. <cite>NotYou posted [p:939322362] in Looking fo... [t:78698256]...</cite> <quote>I've done a lot of freelance white knighting in the past. Quite heavily in my teenage years. I'm very experienced in this field. I will make your approval and satisfaction my primary objective. I'm an unrivaled sycophant, and I almost instinctively debase myself to be as nonthreatening as possible. I will demonstrate an almost supernatural ability to sense when you're in trouble and immediately drop everything in my life (lol) to come to your rescue. You will be, after all, the most important thing in my life. My rate is negotiable. After all, you know best. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PikachuMaxwell 05/17/20 11:29:06 PM #2:	How's your tanking abilities? Can you heal? --- Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Favorite Characters: https://imgur.com/tcQlEb7 Nintendo Network Name: JohnJohn <cite>PikachuMaxwell posted [p:939322390] in Looking fo... [t:78698256]...</cite> <quote>How's your tanking abilities? Can you heal? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 05/17/20 11:29:37 PM #3:	Rather you be black so people can't argue I'm racist --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:939322406] in Looking fo... [t:78698256]...</cite> <quote>Rather you be black so people can't argue I'm racist </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PikachuMaxwell 05/17/20 11:30:56 PM #4:	Irony posted... Rather you be black so people can't argue I'm racist Affirmative Action will make you a target for conservatives, though. --- Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Favorite Characters: https://imgur.com/tcQlEb7 Nintendo Network Name: JohnJohn <cite>PikachuMaxwell posted [p:939322460] in Looking fo... [t:78698256]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite> <quote>Rather you be black so people can't argue I'm racist</quote> Affirmative Action will make you a target for conservatives, though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 05/17/20 11:33:01 PM #5:	PikachuMaxwell posted... Affirmative Action will make you a target for conservatives, though. That's what swords are for --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:939322543] in Looking fo... [t:78698256]...</cite> <quote>PikachuMaxwell posted... </cite> <quote>Affirmative Action will make you a target for conservatives, though.</quote>That's what swords are for </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NotYou 05/17/20 11:33:58 PM #6:	Irony posted... Rather you be black so people can't argue I'm racist I will be anything and everything you want me to be. <cite>NotYou posted [p:939322568] in Looking fo... [t:78698256]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite> <quote>Rather you be black so people can't argue I'm racist</quote>I will be anything and everything you want me to be. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NotYou 05/17/20 11:34:22 PM #7:	PikachuMaxwell posted... How's your tanking abilities? Can you heal? For you I could do anything! <cite>NotYou posted [p:939322584] in Looking fo... [t:78698256]...</cite> <quote>PikachuMaxwell posted... </cite> <quote>How's your tanking abilities? Can you heal?</quote>For you I could do anything! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NotYou 05/17/20 11:40:09 PM #9:	Forgettable posted... Yes please. I lost one a while ago and now my chess set is incomplete. Nothing could ever feel so good or right as being used by you in whatever manner you see fit. <cite>NotYou posted [p:939322774] in Looking fo... [t:78698256]...</cite> <quote>Forgettable posted... </cite> <quote>Yes please. I lost one a while ago and now my chess set is incomplete.</quote>Nothing could ever feel so good or right as being used by you in whatever manner you see fit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Looking for a white knight?