Current Events > Man remember "penis inspection day" at school?

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SMAP-
05/22/20 5:50:34 PM
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That was AWFUL, most schools just do it once a year but mine was twice. I knew a kid online who had to do it 4 times a year and if you failed you'd have to do it even more times.

It always made my body so confused and it was the embarrassing because the girls would find out who had a small dick >_>

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SocialistGamer
05/22/20 5:51:07 PM
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Never had it thankfully
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AlCalavicci
05/22/20 5:51:38 PM
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PokemonExpert44
05/22/20 5:52:49 PM
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I remember this. The old doctor didn't seem to want to do the inspection to anyone.

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NightMarishPie
05/22/20 5:52:50 PM
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It was always a crazy time of year, but the food afterwards was always the best part.

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DespondentDeity
05/22/20 5:52:58 PM
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That would be illegal.

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WaterLink
05/22/20 5:53:16 PM
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SMAP- posted...
because the girls would find out who had a small dick

How? I'm assuming you mean when you had to have a physical exam. But girls and boys were separate and when it was your turn its not like the other guys were watching you or could see anything
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AlephZero
05/22/20 5:53:25 PM
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I liked it, we got ice cream afterward.

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SMAP-
05/22/20 5:53:27 PM
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DespondentDeity posted...
That would be illegal.

Yes, penis inspection day is real. They gather up all the boys in the gym and then take them into private sessions where the penis inspector sent from the state inspects your penis. The inspection isn't long, usually takes 2-3 minutes, but a LOT of stuff happens in that time span. I even heard of one guy ejaculating from it which is actually not normal but I think he had a boner going into it because he was known to get erections when nervous (its a blood flow thing)

Depending on the school this could last almost a day or in some larger schools a little over a day depending on the school size and the amount of students.

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mustachedmystic
05/22/20 5:56:28 PM
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You gotta be fucking kidding me. Tell me you aren't serious.

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_MorningStar
05/22/20 5:57:48 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
You gotta be fucking kidding me. Tell me you aren't serious.


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Garioshi
05/22/20 5:58:26 PM
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The fuck you talking about

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Smackems
05/22/20 5:59:04 PM
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Lol huwhat the fuck

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EffectAndCause
05/22/20 5:59:20 PM
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I remember, Sunday School was so awkward.
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refmon
05/22/20 6:00:07 PM
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totalnerdken posted...
The amount of heads this joke is going over is the funniest part.
It's is literally not a joke. How sheltered do you have to be?

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Darkraiomb
05/22/20 6:04:02 PM
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Ooooh, I `membar.

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Scotty_Rogers
05/22/20 6:05:24 PM
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People still make this stupid joke?

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Turbam
05/22/20 6:05:43 PM
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Mine took about 10 minutes. The doctor always failed me and told me I had to take it again.

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DaydreamRising
05/22/20 6:07:36 PM
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I always looked forward to it. I was big for my age and when the charts got posted I'd catch girls staring at me and blushing, lol.

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TheGoldenEel
05/22/20 6:08:43 PM
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it was so embarassing, especially the chart




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brotrrwinner
05/22/20 6:26:47 PM
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You Americans are lucky... over here in Europe we also had butthole inspection days ;;>_>

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Politics
05/22/20 6:40:45 PM
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Is CE seriously getting trolled by the old meme?

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pfh1001
05/22/20 6:42:37 PM
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Politics posted...
Is CE seriously getting trolled by the old meme?


Apparently-- I remember seeing this same joke topic at least a couple of times here before.
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Duncanwii
05/22/20 6:43:38 PM
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Now imagine how fast this topic would get modded if the genders were swapped.

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Lost_All_Senses
05/22/20 6:45:06 PM
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It wasn't as bad as the butthole inspection day at least.

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soulunison2
05/22/20 6:51:40 PM
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this meme is fucking amazing
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Antifar
05/22/20 6:53:04 PM
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Good topic, imo
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Elmer_Glue
05/22/20 7:01:46 PM
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Truly one of the greatest 4chan memes.
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Christian RULES
05/22/20 7:04:32 PM
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Wait, so how do you pass the inspection? or fail?

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el_cheato
05/22/20 7:07:15 PM
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Did public schools also do this? Oh man I thought my school was special, guess not :P

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el_cheato
05/22/20 7:07:39 PM
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Christian RULES posted...
Wait, so how do you pass the inspection? or fail?
yeah it's a pass or fail instead of a letter grade system

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GameboyTroy
05/22/20 7:14:26 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
You gotta be fucking kidding me. Tell me you aren't serious.
I agree. This can't be a thing that exists in the US.

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SMAP-
05/22/20 9:21:11 PM
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bump

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dj1200
05/22/20 9:22:19 PM
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uhhhhhhhhh.

what? penis inspection day? bro you were molested. lol

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solosnake
05/22/20 9:22:31 PM
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I used to always get pretty nervous about it. The penis inspector was always some weird old creepy dude.

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Doe
05/22/20 9:22:47 PM
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I've heard they actually do this in parts of europe to check for testicular cancer?

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Starks
05/22/20 9:24:06 PM
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Darkraiomb posted...
Ooooh, I `membar.

More like "member"
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SoundNetwork
05/22/20 9:24:36 PM
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I hate when they forget to reattach it after the inspection. I remember my mom furiously driving back to the school

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thebatz
05/22/20 9:25:38 PM
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um what?
what even qualifies as failing the penis inspection test?

also tc, did someone tell you to meet them in a dark private alley to conduct this test?

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Scorsese2002
05/22/20 9:27:10 PM
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CE_gonna_CE
05/22/20 9:28:59 PM
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Remember when boys had to swim nude in school? I dont personally, but I hear about it from my father in law every once in a while.

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Houston
05/22/20 9:29:59 PM
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Can someone tell me what this joke is?

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thronedfire2
05/22/20 9:30:25 PM
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isn't this an Always Sunny reference or something

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Solid Sonic
05/22/20 9:31:14 PM
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No...not at all...what the hell.

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Junkratprime03
05/22/20 9:43:00 PM
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So topics joking about child molestation are allowed to stay up for hours now?

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Ivynn
05/22/20 9:43:54 PM
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lol @ how an old meme wooshed so many itt

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spudger
05/22/20 9:44:20 PM
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Old CE memes
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