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SMAP- 05/22/20 5:50:34 PM #1: |
That was AWFUL, most schools just do it once a year but mine was twice. I knew a kid online who had to do it 4 times a year and if you failed you'd have to do it even more times.
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SocialistGamer 05/22/20 5:51:07 PM #2: |
Never had it thankfully
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AlCalavicci 05/22/20 5:51:38 PM #3: |
wut
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PokemonExpert44 05/22/20 5:52:49 PM #5: |
I remember this. The old doctor didn't seem to want to do the inspection to anyone.
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NightMarishPie 05/22/20 5:52:50 PM #6: |
It was always a crazy time of year, but the food afterwards was always the best part.
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DespondentDeity 05/22/20 5:52:58 PM #7: |
That would be illegal.
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WaterLink 05/22/20 5:53:16 PM #8: |
SMAP- posted...
because the girls would find out who had a small dick How? I'm assuming you mean when you had to have a physical exam. But girls and boys were separate and when it was your turn its not like the other guys were watching you or could see anything --- https://imgur.com/TFF3Nn8 Joe Burrow, the legend ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlephZero 05/22/20 5:53:25 PM #9: |
I liked it, we got ice cream afterward.
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SMAP- 05/22/20 5:53:27 PM #10: |
DespondentDeity posted...
That would be illegal. Yes, penis inspection day is real. They gather up all the boys in the gym and then take them into private sessions where the penis inspector sent from the state inspects your penis. The inspection isn't long, usually takes 2-3 minutes, but a LOT of stuff happens in that time span. I even heard of one guy ejaculating from it which is actually not normal but I think he had a boner going into it because he was known to get erections when nervous (its a blood flow thing) Depending on the school this could last almost a day or in some larger schools a little over a day depending on the school size and the amount of students. --- sigless user ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mustachedmystic 05/22/20 5:56:28 PM #11: |
You gotta be fucking kidding me. Tell me you aren't serious.
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_MorningStar 05/22/20 5:57:48 PM #12: |
mustachedmystic posted...
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Garioshi 05/22/20 5:58:26 PM #14: |
The fuck you talking about
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Smackems 05/22/20 5:59:04 PM #16: |
Lol huwhat the fuck
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EffectAndCause 05/22/20 5:59:20 PM #17: |
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refmon 05/22/20 6:00:07 PM #18: |
totalnerdken posted...
The amount of heads this joke is going over is the funniest part.It's is literally not a joke. How sheltered do you have to be? --- If you read this signature, then that meant that I had control of what you read for 5 SECONDS!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darkraiomb 05/22/20 6:04:02 PM #19: |
Ooooh, I `membar.
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Scotty_Rogers 05/22/20 6:05:24 PM #20: |
People still make this stupid joke?
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Turbam 05/22/20 6:05:43 PM #21: |
Mine took about 10 minutes. The doctor always failed me and told me I had to take it again.
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DaydreamRising 05/22/20 6:07:36 PM #22: |
I always looked forward to it. I was big for my age and when the charts got posted I'd catch girls staring at me and blushing, lol.
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TheGoldenEel 05/22/20 6:08:43 PM #23: |
it was so embarassing, especially the chart
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brotrrwinner 05/22/20 6:26:47 PM #24: |
You Americans are lucky... over here in Europe we also had butthole inspection days ;;>_>
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Politics 05/22/20 6:40:45 PM #25: |
Is CE seriously getting trolled by the old meme?
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pfh1001 05/22/20 6:42:37 PM #26: |
Politics posted...
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Duncanwii 05/22/20 6:43:38 PM #27: |
Now imagine how fast this topic would get modded if the genders were swapped.
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Lost_All_Senses 05/22/20 6:45:06 PM #28: |
It wasn't as bad as the butthole inspection day at least.
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soulunison2 05/22/20 6:51:40 PM #30: |
this meme is fucking amazing
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Antifar 05/22/20 6:53:04 PM #31: |
Good topic, imo
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Elmer_Glue 05/22/20 7:01:46 PM #32: |
Truly one of the greatest 4chan memes.
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Christian RULES 05/22/20 7:04:32 PM #33: |
Wait, so how do you pass the inspection? or fail?
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el_cheato 05/22/20 7:07:15 PM #34: |
Did public schools also do this? Oh man I thought my school was special, guess not :P
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el_cheato 05/22/20 7:07:39 PM #35: |
Christian RULES posted...
Wait, so how do you pass the inspection? or fail?yeah it's a pass or fail instead of a letter grade system --- I guess ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GameboyTroy 05/22/20 7:14:26 PM #36: |
mustachedmystic posted...
You gotta be fucking kidding me. Tell me you aren't serious.I agree. This can't be a thing that exists in the US. --- Goldeneye FC 5365-5518-3504 alt FC 3899-7748-6731; MKWii FC 4253-8089-9160 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SMAP- 05/22/20 9:21:11 PM #37: |
bump
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dj1200 05/22/20 9:22:19 PM #38: |
uhhhhhhhhh.
what? penis inspection day? bro you were molested. lol --- "It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it." -Virtual Energies ... Copied to Clipboard!
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solosnake 05/22/20 9:22:31 PM #39: |
I used to always get pretty nervous about it. The penis inspector was always some weird old creepy dude.
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Doe 05/22/20 9:22:47 PM #40: |
I've heard they actually do this in parts of europe to check for testicular cancer?
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Starks 05/22/20 9:24:06 PM #41: |
Darkraiomb posted...
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SoundNetwork 05/22/20 9:24:36 PM #42: |
I hate when they forget to reattach it after the inspection. I remember my mom furiously driving back to the school
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thebatz 05/22/20 9:25:38 PM #43: |
um what?
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Scorsese2002 05/22/20 9:27:10 PM #44: |
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CE_gonna_CE 05/22/20 9:28:59 PM #45: |
Remember when boys had to swim nude in school? I dont personally, but I hear about it from my father in law every once in a while.
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Houston 05/22/20 9:29:59 PM #46: |
Can someone tell me what this joke is?
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thronedfire2 05/22/20 9:30:25 PM #47: |
isn't this an Always Sunny reference or something
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Solid Sonic 05/22/20 9:31:14 PM #48: |
No...not at all...what the hell.
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Junkratprime03 05/22/20 9:43:00 PM #49: |
So topics joking about child molestation are allowed to stay up for hours now?
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Ivynn 05/22/20 9:43:54 PM #50: |
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