Current Events > My dad just did the most clam thing in front of my pals

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He came downstairs when were all playing VideooGames and he said to me and referring to my friends when he said it, "Hey who invited the clam brigade over, didn't know your mum was making seafood for dinner." My friends were in shock and I was in disgust. Im so emberstomed right now I think im going to be sick, what should I do?

my friends are in the other room not talking and my dad is just laughing watching tv in his bedroom, if my mum mum finds out about this I don't think pat and matt will be able to sleep over for the night and its fucking stupid cause the weekend is my time. My time to relax and have a good time, I don't need this bullshit.

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Do you hope he goes to shell?

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That's fucked

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Sounds like you got yourself a whole heaping helping of blong going on there in that there family you got there

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My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

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What tbe heck

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Someone post rip man fan meme
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Golfer

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Aki_Sora posted...

Someone post rip man fan meme

Man fan died and the room shot up to 97 degrees

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Wow havent seen that paste in a long time

This whole topic is cringe.

lol i enjoy this one

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pat and matt

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try a month, and if your only form of non-linear thinking is in video games then of course you will find my comments idiotic

here is a lame ASCII thing of what I mean

this is how you think while gaming
00000XooX
000000 \ /
------------X---------
000000/o \
oooooXooX

note how there are several trains of thought, now here how you think when not playing games or talking about playing it

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one train of thought, now here at the same thigns for me
oooooooooX
oooooooo /
--------------/----------------------
0000000 /
000000X

as you can see, a few less trains of thought while playing, but they are still there
0000X 0X 0 X
00000oX 0X
000OXo \ / oX
------------X---------X
ooooX o/ \o X
ooooo XooX
oooo Xo X o X

now extend each point of each X

thats how I think ALL THE TIME

side note, the o's and 0's are blank spaces that I needed to fill

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no soap, radio

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