Current Events > At the hospital with my wife, waiting for our first child to arrive

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Corrupt_Power
05/26/20 9:36:43 PM
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Baby Maggie should be here in the next couple days

I am mildly losing my shit
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Dark_SilverX
05/26/20 9:37:11 PM
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When is Baby Glenn being born?

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Reis
05/26/20 9:37:15 PM
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name the child after me
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Corrupt_Power
05/26/20 9:37:43 PM
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Reis posted...
name the child after me

Is your name Margaret or Maggie?
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Johnny_Nutcase
05/26/20 9:38:38 PM
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Tell me you named her after The Simpsons.

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Tequilawhatitdo
05/26/20 9:39:26 PM
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Dude real shit - holding your child for the first time ever (the hour you get with them after) is such an experience that simply cannot be accurately described in any word that exists in any language. Get ready, man. Get ready.

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Blue_Target
05/26/20 9:40:44 PM
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Corrupt_Power
05/26/20 9:43:45 PM
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Are you sure you're set with Maggie and not, say, JACKBUTTMOMMY?

Congratulations!

Preeeeetty set.

Thanks!

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Tell me you named her after The Simpsons.

Wife's grandma.

Tequilawhatitdo posted...
Dude real shit - holding your child for the first time ever (the hour you get with them after) is such an experience that simply cannot be accurately described in any word that exists in any language. Get ready, man. Get ready.

I'm freaking the fuck out even thinking about it
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pepper2012
05/26/20 9:44:28 PM
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Why are you there days ahead of schedule
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Corrupt_Power
05/26/20 9:45:18 PM
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pepper2012 posted...
Why are you there days ahead of schedule

That's how inducement works
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meralonne
05/26/20 9:46:16 PM
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Congratulations!

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Tequilawhatitdo
05/26/20 9:47:56 PM
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@Corrupt_Power everything you ever did in your entire life lead up to that moment, man. Everything will make sense. And for that hour, you will forget that the rest of the world - outside of that room - exists.


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powerman1426
05/26/20 9:56:32 PM
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LeperMessiahXX
05/26/20 10:00:24 PM
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Congrats man.

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MACisBack
05/26/20 10:01:49 PM
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Tequilawhatitdo posted...
everything you ever did in your entire life lead up to that moment, man. Everything will make sense. And for that hour, you will forget that the rest of the world - outside of that room - exists.


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Johnny_Nutcase
05/26/20 10:04:41 PM
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Tequilawhatitdo posted...
@Corrupt_Power everything you ever did in your entire life lead up to that moment, man. Everything will make sense. And for that hour, you will forget that the rest of the world - outside of that room - exists.

Then reality sets in. Screaming, shitting, pissing, puking, drinking, why did I marry you?

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MabusIncarnate
05/26/20 10:07:44 PM
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Congrats man, I hope it's not a squid

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dj1200
05/26/20 10:08:56 PM
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Enjoy your wifes boobs while theyre plump and juicy.

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Corrupt_Power
05/27/20 12:09:08 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Congrats man, I hope it's not a squid

That would be interesting, although pretty sure I'd prefer the usual amount of limbs, yeah

dj1200 posted...
Enjoy your wifes boobs while theyre plump and juicy.

Aww yee
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Corrupt_Power
05/27/20 10:01:38 AM
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Day two. Water broke this morning. I slept about 3 hours and am probably going to go forage for coffee in a bit. Wife is passed out after a fentanyl shot.
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FortuneCookie
05/27/20 10:03:48 AM
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Hang in there, daddy-o.

Try and catch a nap in the lobby if you can. Remember you're not the one going into labor. <_<

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Corrupt_Power
05/27/20 10:05:28 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Hang in there, daddy-o.

Try and catch a nap in the lobby if you can. Remember you're not the one going into labor. <_<

I'm in the room with her - they've got a foldaway bed, and I'll be in here when she delivers too.

But for sure. I'm just exhausted, not in pain, and I still got more sleep than her overnight.
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RedJackson
05/27/20 10:08:39 AM
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Good luck and remember to comment, rate, and subscribe and smash that like button!

loljk, congratulations man - must be very surreal
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boxington
05/27/20 10:11:44 AM
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good luck and congratulations on the fatherhood

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pepper2012
05/27/20 1:01:10 PM
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Your next 6 months you'll get like 3 hours sleep a night broken into 30 minute segments so strap in man
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El Mexicano Texano
05/27/20 1:14:06 PM
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Try resting you're going to need it your wife will sleep a lot the first days

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teepan95
05/27/20 1:32:10 PM
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Best of luck!!
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EnragedSlith
05/27/20 1:32:47 PM
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DevsBro
05/27/20 1:37:31 PM
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Corrupt_Power posted...
That's how inducement works
We induced Little DevsBro and he was two weeks behind schedule.

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Jeff AKA Snoopy
05/27/20 1:38:25 PM
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Congratulations

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Corrupt_Power
05/27/20 1:49:27 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Corrupt_Power posted...
That's how inducement works
We induced Little DevsBro and he was two weeks behind schedule.

Sorry, what I meant was it can take a day or two from the start of the inducement process to actual delivery
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DevsBro
05/27/20 1:50:18 PM
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Corrupt_Power posted...
Sorry, what I meant was it can take a day or two from the start of the inducement process to actual delivery
Oh I gotcha.

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OffTempo
05/27/20 2:13:18 PM
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Good looks TC whats your day like waiting in the hospital?

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Guerrilla Soldier
05/27/20 2:31:38 PM
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congrats!

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obeseexplosive
05/27/20 2:44:28 PM
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Corrupt_Power posted...
I'm in the room with her - they've got a foldaway bed, and I'll be in here when she delivers too.
Those transformer beds are sweet.

Got to sleep on one when my butthead was born

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Corrupt_Power
05/28/20 4:42:29 PM
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https://i.vgy.me/jfGTbC.jpg

Hey Maggie
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boxington
05/28/20 4:44:43 PM
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aww, congrats again

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DevsBro
05/28/20 5:24:21 PM
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obeseexplosive posted...
Those transformer beds are sweet.

Got to sleep on one when my butthead was born
My "bed" was a recliner.

I'm not opposed to the idea of sleeping on a recliner, but it was my first time and I had a hard time getting comfortable enough to sleep.

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OffTempo
05/28/20 5:27:39 PM
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Congrats tc!!!

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casio_guy
05/28/20 5:28:39 PM
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Congrats on the baby!

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Fam_Fam
05/28/20 5:28:51 PM
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my sister is actually doing the same thing right now. we are waiting for good news in the next hour.

congrats to you and your family
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Solution_45
05/28/20 5:30:39 PM
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Congrats on your daughter. Im jelly.
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Cleo_II
05/28/20 5:31:56 PM
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Congrats TC! My grandmas name was also Margaret (we called her grandma Maggie)
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Corrupt_Power
05/29/20 12:05:58 AM
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Thanks for the well-wishes everyone. Been asleep off and on for most of the day, lol. Been a crazy day. Heading home to get more clothes and stuff since we're gonna be a few days still at the hospital
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MarbyIsBack
05/29/20 12:14:16 AM
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I'm trying to thing of something clever and/or funny to say that hasn't already been said, but my mind is drawing a blank. So I'll just say: CONGRATS TC!!!

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Sariana21
05/29/20 12:20:38 AM
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Yes, congratulations! Welcome to the world, Maggie! (Please make it better. No pressure, though.)

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voldothegr8
05/29/20 12:25:07 AM
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Grats dude, daughters are wonderful.
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teepan95
05/29/20 2:31:18 AM
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Congratulations!!!
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