Current Events > Installed a bidet this morning. I feel 100k richer everytime I shit now.

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Propane4Sale
05/30/20 12:37:15 PM
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Fuuuuuuhhhhhhh these would/should be mandatory in every goddamn household in America if I were president.

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Antifar
05/30/20 12:37:46 PM
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How many times have you shit today?
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Propane4Sale
05/30/20 12:38:47 PM
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Antifar posted...
How many times have you shit today?

Just once so far but it was like watching Star Wars for the very first time again. You never forget that moment.

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emblem boy
05/30/20 12:40:46 PM
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I felt like it just made my butt wet which stops me from being able to do a wipe afterwards.

Or is the bidet supposed to be the last thing you do?
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spudger
05/30/20 12:41:08 PM
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Dont blow out your anus

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Turbam
05/30/20 12:41:42 PM
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emblem boy posted...
I felt like it just made my butt wet which stops me from being able to do a wipe afterwards.

Or is the bidet supposed to be the last thing you do?
I think you aren't supposed to wipe when you use the bidet

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Propane4Sale
05/30/20 12:44:53 PM
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emblem boy posted...
I felt like it just made my butt wet which stops me from being able to do a wipe afterwards.

Or is the bidet supposed to be the last thing you do?

1. Shit.
2. Assblast
3. Wipe (optional for drying but 1 ply of paper should suffice after waiting a moment). Don't just blast the ass and immediately get up yo.
4. Flush

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